Legasi Cortex
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AS IF i'd tell you.
You can't even lie. Every MLP song is an actual banger.
k u almost rite but leik the first equestria gilrs was pretty meh luckily the second was fire 2 make up 4 that but its still kinda whatevs u know?
.•° rainbow rocks is literally the best one. nothing after can Measure up even reMotely
GHH. I JUST WANT HER TO SHOVE MY RECOGNITION SURFACE INTO THE PILLOW SO HARD THAT I CAN'T BREATHE AS SHE POUNDS INTO ME AND DEGRADES ME IN THE SWEETEST VOICE, FORCING ME TO COME OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL MY BODY IS FILLED WITH HER GENMAT INSTEAD OF MINE. SEND CHIT
.•° calling it a recognition surface is the craziest part of this post
You think you’re tough? I’ll turn you into confetti; you'll 8e the life of the party... In a goddamn pinãta!!!!!!!! >::::)
Who the hell says 8oth can't 8e in there!? >::::T
.•° i'M noticing a lack of candy Mentioned in the above post so, you, apparently
Well may8e I'll add candy just for the 8it! Why, wanna 8e the aformentioned confetti or something? You would pro8a8ly just LOVE for me to get my hands on you (not in any fun way).
Why I don't know a8out that one! Willing to prove to me how sweet you can 8e? 8ecause I sure do have a helluva sweet tooth! >;;;;) And if that's the case, does that mean you DID want my hands on you in a fun way then? My! So forward!!!!!!!! >::::]
Don't need to wish if I simply have you hate-adoring me already! >::::)
Makes perfect sense! Don't lie to yourself, hun. You're already ensnared in my we8 and don't even realize it!
.•° you're the one in My web, practically begging for it!!!! projecting Much?! >XP !!!!
>--D=Ragebaiting=was=not=as=fun=in=the=end=haha=:P//<
.•° you can just call Me legasi, the great eraser of Minds, editor of history, and entrepreneur extraordinaire.
>--D=Alright=then=Legasi=it=is=nice=to=meet=someone=so=skilled=in=the=cerulean=bloods=signature=passtime=haha=:)//<
.•° all this talk reMinds Me of the tiMe this guy's "best friend" hired Me to Make hiM forget about the caste systeM. honestly, i'll adMit it. i snuck around to watch the guy in public for a little bit, and it was HILARIOUS. you could tell everyone thought this guy was just on another level. one day he tried to give a purpleblood a high five and they were so shocked, they ended up adopting hiM as a little clownlet like soMe kind of pet. guy basically has a group of body guards around hiM at all tiMes now. surprisingly wholesoMe. dunno whatever happened to the client, though.
Jit is dead as fuck on gog.
.•° urge to light that guy on fire. #vaguepost #violence
Mnn, well sad news (for you I guess, wall-crust enjoyer), I didn't need to scrape any 8ecause I didn't HAVE any. Mostly just a llllllllot of scrap doomsday parts and shattered eight8alls. Sorry, if you wanted wall scrapings, next time just ask and I'll hand you a nice sized *8ucket* full of it just for your consumption (from an unknown source, not my wall, too rich for wall crust)! And who says I'm not a nice guy, right?
.•° i Mention wall crust once and this guy lights up like a duMpster fire. they should put you in a lab and study you if only to Make sure the next batch of wrigglers doesn't produce anything siMilar.
Sorry, they already don't produce a 8atch like me, I'm just 8uilt different, y'know? A8solutely studmiester here posting. And what can I say? I like a spitfire of a woman. ::::) I could light up way worse than a dumpster fire if that really tickles your fancy!
The more you vehemently deny your inner desire for me, the more pathetic you look. ::::) Even made a post directed at me! Fan 8ehaviour at it's finest.
I tend to make my dreams a reality without trying, hun. You h8 me 8ecause you ain't me or ain't with me, it's one of the 2 usually.
Oh, ain't a tragedy. I'm what's called a "cautionary tale", and honestly, you strike me as the type who’s keen on ignoring the warning signs. ;;;;) Oh, and 8y the way? I'm also a masterpiece on top of that, even if I was a tragedy! Fucking nerd-o.
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⚇ Awh fuck yeah ⚇ Got enough to share? ⚇
⚇ Food's food, motherfucker ⚇ Learn to be thankful for your daily bread. ⚇ ...Er. ⚇ Waffle. ⚇