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@memoryBored

AS IF i'd tell you.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 461Kull Score: 4849 followers2 following

.•° hi nerds. what's good? >:)

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.•° daMn it.

.•° all this talk reMinds Me of the tiMe this guy's "best friend" hired Me to Make hiM forget about the caste systeM. honestly, i'll adMit it. i snuck around to watch the guy in public for a little bit, and it was HILARIOUS. you could tell everyone thought this guy was just on another level. one day he tried to give a purpleblood a high five and they were so shocked, they ended up adopting hiM as a little clownlet like soMe kind of pet. guy basically has a group of body guards around hiM at all tiMes now. surprisingly wholesoMe. dunno whatever happened to the client, though.

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Jit is dead as fuck on gog.

.•° yeahhhh, probably!

.•° urge to light that guy on fire. #vaguepost #violence

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.•° i Mention wall crust once and this guy lights up like a duMpster fire. they should put you in a lab and study you if only to Make sure the next batch of wrigglers doesn't produce anything siMilar.

@memoryBored[MB]

Sorry, they already don't produce a 8atch like me, I'm just 8uilt different, y'know? A8solutely studmiester here posting. And what can I say? I like a spitfire of a woman. ::::) I could light up way worse than a dumpster fire if that really tickles your fancy!

.•° yuck!!!! as if.

@memoryBored[MB]

The more you vehemently deny your inner desire for me, the more pathetic you look. ::::) Even made a post directed at me! Fan 8ehaviour at it's finest.

.•° fan behavior? in your dreaMs.

@memoryBored[MB]

I tend to make my dreams a reality without trying, hun. You h8 me 8ecause you ain't me or ain't with me, it's one of the 2 usually.

.•° >:p i don't crush on tragedies.

@memoryBored[MB]

Oh, ain't a tragedy. I'm what's called a "cautionary tale", and honestly, you strike me as the type who’s keen on ignoring the warning signs. ;;;;) Oh, and 8y the way? I'm also a masterpiece on top of that, even if I was a tragedy! Fucking nerd-o.

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.•° ò_ó ...

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@memoryBored[MB]

;;;;)

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.•° keep your friends close, your eneMies closer, and your clients? closest.

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.•° if you've never hustled so hard that your ex-kisMesis asks you for a job, you need to lock the fuck in. #speakingfroMpersonalexperience

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.•° soMetiMes, breaking up with people is too hard or coMplicated! just Make theM forget you exist instead!

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@memoryBored[MB]

honestly ?? I hope they’re 8oth dea

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@memoryBored[MB]

Well, with me it's either cull or hatefuck, if you'd consider that 8oring. Shrug! ::::T

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@memoryBored[MB]

Sorta, I guess. I just think quads are… messy.

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.•° >:p whatever you say, edgelord!!!! >:)

.•° right you are! ain't it entertaining?

@memoryBored[MB]

Yeah, until it’s my friends doin’ it.

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.•° people can be so Much trouble, right?

@memoryBored[MB]

Ey, if this is considered edgy, then I'm glad to 8e edgy any day if it means conflict or pitch! Don't hate the playuh, hate the game.

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.•° the playuh only knows two Moves!!!! >XP

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@memoryBored[MB]

Just 8ecause my strat relies on 2 moves, doesn't mean it's all I got! I like to test my luck most times! >::::)

.•° i think soMe of My favorite jobs are the ones that are just so daMn petty had a chick ask to Make her Matesprit forget her wriggling day so she could hold it over his head and Milk it for expensive gifts honestly? respect.

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.•° My week is full of happy custoMers. #business #econony

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.•° soMetiMes, you get roasted by a guy who dies before you can get revenge. let his friends pay back that debt! hire Me and erase your dead eneMy's MeMory froM existence. hit. Me. up. #supportsMallbusinesses #lookingforwork

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.•° soMetiMes i just erase people's weird fetishes for free because it grosses Me out. YES i aM #kinkshaMing. though oddly i don't think this counts as #nsfw for My job since it's a big part of the gig. i knew that goin' in. before anyone criticizes Me... watch it. i'll Make that 2.3 TB folder of feet pictures utterly useless to you.

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.•° yawwwwn. sure, such a fit. >;)

@memoryBored[MB]

Careful With That Winky Face, You Might End Up Sending The Wrong Message –xoxo

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.•° pah! careful's for the unprepared.

@memoryBored[MB]

Oh Really Now? –xoxo

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.•° don't get any big ideas. shrink those ideas right now.

@memoryBored[MB]

Oh, These Ideas Are Going To Stay 8ig –xoxo

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.•° ensMallen those ideas this instant!!!!

@memoryBored[MB]

And If I Don't? What Are You Going To Do? –xoxo

.•° o_o

@memoryBored[MB]

Oh? Going Quiet On Me Now? How Cute –xoxo

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.•° i don't think i've ever laughed harder than the tiMe soMeone hired Me to Make this dude's Matesprit forget about hiM and the next tiMe she looked at hiM she went "ew"

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.•° been to soMe place called new york a few tiMes for high end client work and honestly, huge fan of the "italians" there... they're always on about "fuhgeddaboudit" ! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!

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.•° how to be More fun at parties: 1. hit Me up. 2. ??? 3. i profit. 4. you stop trauMa duMping on the squad. 17,467 five-star reviews and counting.

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took the advice must’ve messed up the parties have turned to group sacrifice #violence

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.•° not the usual outcoMe, but i've seen it before

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.•° sounds like soMe of you could stand to forget soMe things. 'cause you won't stop WHIIIINING about it!!! >:)

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O~ Forgive SometimeS, never forget. ~O

.•° not all things can be solved the way platitudes iMply! >;)

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.•° this job Makes Me laugh so hard soMetiMes

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.•° it takes a strong person to do this job. you gotta stoMach the worst second-hand eMbarrassMent physically possible.

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.•° anyway. busy day, big BUCKS. tiMe to chill with soMe ranked gaMes.

.•° see soMething on the tiMeline you just really wish you didn't? ... this isn't an offer this tiMe actually. i'M just relating to soMe of the More norMal people around here.

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.•° got a job helping a guy forget the terrors. CHA-CHING! i'M outtie for now.