

Elkaat Hisnoa
@misopedicChaperone
G♧t m♧ ♡ut ♡f this g♡dd♤mn c♤v♧rn b♧f♡r♧ I t♧♤r my ♡wn h♡rns ♡ff.
i aint no caretaker but man sometimes i see grubs and freshly post-larvval trolls and go awwww and wwhen they learn to speak? augugugh i wwanna givve em the wworld and a half

do caverns like. accept volunteer work 8tw

[GOODNDU$K DODO#KE DO$U DK U$K $U]

tHiNkIn bOuT LiKe bE CoMiN A SuGaRlUsUs. Be fUcKiN FoRgEtTiNg i gOt cAeGeRs tO BuRn. HoW Do mOtHeRfUcKeRs eVeN GeT A SuGaRgRuB??

Question, how do you make it clear to an idiot loser that you hate her? She isn't picking up any hints at all.

[IM THINKING WHAT IF $OME OF THE #ONTE$TANT$ DON'T $HOW ↑ ON THE FIR$T ROUND? WHAT THEN? I'M NOT BRINGING ZU##IA$ UGLY DE$PERATE EX TO FILL IN??? #RIT#HYLOVE]

#mybr♧♤♢f♤st is t♧chnic♤lly ♤ cig♤r♧tt♧ until I c♤n g♧t ♡ff w♡r♢ but y♡u b♧t I'm st♧♤ling my m♡ir♤il's c♡uch ♤nd r♤iding th♧ir nutriti♡n bl♡c♢ wh♧n I d♡

[DID MY #BREAKFA$PO$TING EN#OURAGEMENT $ERVE IT$ PURPO$E?]

I sw♧♤r th♧ str♧ss is g♧tting t♡ m♧. First I g♡t h♧♤t str♡♢♧ (luc♢y, c♡nsid♧ring I c♡uld h♤v♧ b♧♧n burnt t♡ ♤ crisp inst♧♤d), th♧n I g♡t ♤ fuc♢ing r♤sh fr♡m ♡n♧ ♡f th♧ #grubs r♡lling ♤r♡und in s♡m♧thing, th♧n I g♡t ♤ fuc♢ing sinus inf♧cti♡n b♧c♤us♧ ♡n♧ ♡f my c♡-w♡r♢♧rs th♡ught grub s♤f♧ty w♤s ♡pti♡n♤l, ♤nd th♧n w♧ h♤v♧ myst♧ri♡us bl♧♧ding fr♡m wh♡ fuc♢ing ♢n♡ws wh♧r♧ b♧c♤us♧ i d♡n't h♤v♧ ♤ny injuri♧s ♤nd I d♡n't t♡uch ♡th♧r p♧♡pl♧ ♧n♡ugh t♡ g♧t th♧ir bl♡♡d ♡n m♧. Wh♤t th♧ fuc♢ h♤s b♧♧n th♧s♧ l♤st c♡upl♧ wip♧s???



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