♥ liked by @mrPenis
When we asked the people, they said, “Mister Penis is a fad; goggling, giggling crude humor ‘stowed unto the lesser.” When the people asked us, we said, “Mister Penis is a mercy; expelling the venom of our hatred, the art of being together.” But is joy not the cabal of breaths and synapse exploding in tandem, a bridge to a working definition? Is proximity not a reason to hold prongs, smile and find humor in the faults that sever our care? Mr. Penis harnessed our hopes; we bear witness to his power to move people and vend mirth in the same breath What a ♥ly thing it is to harness the punchline: to laugh and feel together in the same breath

[HOLY $HIT I ALMO$T FORGOT THANK$ MR PENI$]
((was fun to see lol. thank u for ur service mr penis /silly))

almost forgot. That was a close one.

TAKE YOUR MEDS

Let me be clear, I am a fan of Mr. Penis.

:33 < meow liked the furrst mr penis :33 < hopes furr meow to return a day

Doing KEG stands at 711, and chugging root beer! \></
WHAT.
what the fuck is mr penis? #nsfw i think.

that ominous red janey just followed me n im certain this development will have no negative consequences whatsoever


