just overheard a guy generationally fumble he goes can you pay for these drinks his date goes why hehe are you going through it or something bear in mind her hand was reaching for her purse then he says naw my debit card is just frozen this week because of online gambling she goes ew haha and this motherfucker stands up and goes im not feeling all that respected right now jess pack it in i dont tell you what to do with your money she looked down and didnt look back up for a solid minute he starts talking about how he could put her through college how this puts their future plans in question asking what else shes got an attitude about realize shes got one of those rideshare apps open i work for like six the god lord delivers my phone buzzes jessieeeeee requesting a ride .1 miles from your location hit accept
fat bet id make more dough if i werent more interested in the hot goss silent drives are the fucking worst
wow jess sounds really cool! i hope she finds someone worth her time.
Judging by hoow he did noot mentioon any soort oof startup oor "crazy idea" he came up with that leads me too believe this stoory is made up
mad same like i need to be clear im not the rebound type and even if i were id want her spotlighted as the mvp shes bound to be in any relationship its why i never went pro with bball in junior high for the record she was vulnerable and clearly just needed a bitch to yammer at and i was absolutely that bitch forty five minute drive to her place i have never heard someones voice squeak so good n giddy over words like topsoil and loamy dirt
i will be so real with you king kry my guy if his ass did my ass was not paying attention saying with your whole chest you cant pay for a caramel macchiato with an extra pump of vanilla and two sugars and a small black coffee because of online gambling floored me and i lost the ability to remember specifically any shit he said not paraphrased from that point on so technically youre right but only because a more faithful recreation doesnt exist
Alright fair enoough coonsider this this an additioon then We're recreating the stoory piece-by-piece like the googdamn loost scroolls oof Troollexandria Library here man
cool with me then he goes and i dont know where the urethra is walks outside and gets skewered by an icicle and goes no my swedish penis pump enlarged penis just exploded then i kicked his ass down a hill he goes aaaaah curse you strider he probably got my name from peaking at the rideshare app btw smashes through a bunch of guys carrying thick panes of glass his head gets stuck in a billboard of a rhinos ass with the caption what a zoo animal plastered above his bitch ass wowie zowee all kidding aside i think he dine and dashed he was still in there when we left but i dont know what the fuck his plan was for avoiding the debt besides the aforementioned rhinobutt ski theory
Noot goonna lie i doon't knoow what a penis is soo i just assume that is just a thing that happens too humans. And i guess this is nsfw as well judging by very oominoous coockhoorroor tag
how do you know what cockhorror is but not what a penis is actually nvm just dawned on me the exact series of circumstances necessary for that shit to transpire is not information i wanna be privy to penis is a thing that happens to humans often and readily its why you constantly need to ask humans how goes your penis have you any penis did you join the penis showing last night i cannot get penis off my mind especially your penis it shows you care and that their struggle with penis is felt and although having their penis be felt by another is a part of them its not just a part but whole entireties of them fractured but whole
I mean it's hoorroor and hoorroor fits the noot safe foor woork criteria in my oopinioon because what if yoou get scared and flinch spilling yoour hoot cooffee all oover sexy secretary causing them too scream and jump loosing their balance getting their hand intoo the ooffice shredder and ooh my goog there's soo much blooood ooh my goog please soomeoone doo soomething ooh noo ooh fuck there's blooood everywhere fuck man ooh fuck