I think yoou all need too lie aboout cooooler stuff why make shit up aboout having nipples oor being mammalian pregnant when yoou can tell everyoone yoou have foour arms oor can unhinge yoour jaw with noo coonsequences
Kaikka i knoow yoou have better imaginatioon than this
-=[i caan turn myself inside out_☺]=-
Absoolutely hoorrid darling
1’m not me when 1’m hungry, 1 turn 1nto a freak monster actually
oh i got some lies for you or are theie all those like alien abductions people talk about on the news? yeah that was mie hatchmate theie keep trieina frame me for it and im like hello do i look bald? motherfuckers onlie hear what theie wanna hear aniewaie the fifth or sixth time i went to prison (who's even counting these daies) i met a witch proper shrivelled hag tiepe not sexie dancing naked in the woods tiepe she told me imma be the king of the world so i got hiepe as fuck went on a whole ass quest got me some knights and shit aniewaie turns out later there's actuallie gonna be a major historical documentation error in like a thousand sweeps which mistakenlie claims i ruled Alternia for like a sweep no use to me but now i got all these knights i don't know what to do with so i just sent them to mie cousin (the alien abduction guie) and he melted down their armour for a spaceship upgrade aniewaie im also teetotal never drunk or smoke ever #lies #substance #abduction #aliens
A loot oof freaks oon here yoou gootta be moore specific
Here's soome real dedicatioon. Keep it up buddy
thanks man i love just saieing words
no 1 don’t th1nk 1 w1ll
Booooooooooooriiiiing