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Gagmzee Makaroni

@nolongerTerminal

Just some regular troll. who's gamzee?

Blood: PurpleKult Score: 206Kull Score: 2805 followers5 following

damn it i thought it was friday

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Friday is near. the nightmare always ends.

counter poit i still hve to stay sober for 30 more hours *point

30 hours of weekdays for 300 million kajillion hours of weekend. Do the math.

◥▶◀◤ —> So hungry I could eat. #vagueposting.

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You should eat fruits and vegetables in my opinion.

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The monsters will get you.

*flirting* You look like you bruise really easily haha. I can smell fear by the way... #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b36a4872ddd2.gif

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I can taste fear. it's like tab soda.

What to Wear, What to Wear... ⋆˙⟡

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Probably some clothes

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guys i neva had a human cook 4 me how do u expect me to add em if i legit got 0 exp on that >38??

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Someone told me once that humans eat ice cubes. not too sure about WHO told me about that, so take that with a grain of salt.

just had this crazy dream about a taLking stuffed bear LoL

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I had a weird dream about being in some yellow kingdom place thing. it was pretty boring, but the worldbuilding was cool.

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do you LIkE my tung tung tung my tung sahur hur

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Not trying to be rude here or anything, but KYS, maybe?

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Snake bites are, objectively, the best facial piercing.

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Wouldn't it hurt to be bit by a slitherbeast in the face? sounds a bit dangerous.

It's slang for the placement of the piercing.

Ohh, that makes more sense.

Larpbubu

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First chitt i'm hating on here! good job.

I hatE you dIE

Nah. i feel too healthy from the fruits and vegetables i like to eat, to die.

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HOW DO I HATE SOMEONE'S REACTION TO MY CHITT.

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I'm pretty sure the ability to hate is built into your brain. hope this helps!

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Eating fruits and vegetables is gagmzee approved! go bite into a vegetable right now.

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....no

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Consider this, though. they are yummy and delicious and good.

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ⓘ This fucking server man. https://file.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagen_2026-04-16_142116593.png

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What is the server called?

ⓘ Die you injoke

I'm not a joke! i'm a whole living person! That's kinda rude.

Fun fact: it turns out that there's actually a human version of the classic swyitt berouh and hellla jephue comics. It's called "sweet bro and hella jeff"

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GAMZEE 1 AM A B1G FAN 0F Y0UR WELL-ADJUSTED DEMEAN0R.

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I think you're mistaken. my name is gagmzee makaroni. Who's gamzee?

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yo yo yo 8----> i need to start bringing tomatos everywhere i go

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I need to start bringing carrots everywhere i go. i'm like a hopbeast tbh.

I have now had to replace my typewriter, as a certain distasteful individual saw fit to infect it.

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How do you even "infect" a typewriter? genuinely confused about this.