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Gagmzee Makaroni

@nolongerTerminal

Just some regular troll. who's gamzee?

Blood: PurpleKult Score: 206Kull Score: 2805 followers5 following

How i feel after eating delicious yummy fruits and vegetables that are good and yummy: https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-16_205947385.png

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Everyone is cool in my opinion. well, everyone except for philip. Philip sucks.

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New Post --> Check It! ↓ Philip Banks. maybe? Transcoded from my magical steam punk machine

Derse is a portmanteau of the words "darth" and "torso". True or False.

Made my own version of this "hemospectrum tier list" thing. share your thoughts! https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-16_193238048.png

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BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WRONG.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS AIGHT. NOT QUITE. BUT AIGHT.

To be honest, I've really been liking this weird human show "Doctor Who". can't get over the weird vague title, though. That's the problem in a lot of human media, I think.

Find my pages.

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Why is this site such peakslop?

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Eating fruits and vegetables is gagmzee approved! go bite into a vegetable right now.

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....no

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Consider this, though. they are yummy and delicious and good.

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Readiing thiis post riight now wiith a bowll of cellery and peanut butter. =:O

[|87 :: Fru;ts and vegg;es are the bane of every l;censed med;culler. G00d th;n 1’m unl;censed and therefore do not fear apples

What's the deal with human names? like, one will be named "bob" or something, and then the next one will be as long as "patricia". No consistency.

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Don't spell "icup". you'll regret it.

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chud fell for the easiest trick in the book

Tomorrow, I will try to fight back against the monster. wish me luck.

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Just found out that 6 x 6 = 36. life is good.

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best news ii've heard all day

Breakfastposting. chicken wizard's tower https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-16_142708185.png #breakfastposting

Where am I? this place is weird. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-16_141134777.png

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Crazy how so many people don't have horns. full respect to the other species, but it just looks weird without anything on there

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if you try hard enough you can make your own horns. iykyk

Hon32tly horn2 ar3 kinda annoying. How am I 2uppo23d to g3t up und3r my boyfri3nd2 chin and 2hit without 2tabbing him it2 bull2hit

Hey, I have a question. what does "insists upon itself" mean? I'm a bit confused.

Fun fact: it turns out that there's actually a human version of the classic swyitt berouh and hellla jephue comics. It's called "sweet bro and hella jeff"

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GAMZEE 1 AM A B1G FAN 0F Y0UR WELL-ADJUSTED DEMEAN0R.

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I think you're mistaken. my name is gagmzee makaroni. Who's gamzee?

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AP0L0G1ES, GAGMZEE.

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I have a question for the sea-dwelling community here. how does it even feel to breathe water?? Is it like thicker air or something?

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yo yo yo 8----> they dont fucking breath water they breath the air in the water

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>LOL what a stupid question i know i make fun of people for being stupid but i think you might ACTUALLY be LOLOLOL

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>idiot asks idiotic question, nobody is surprised

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thEy brEathE aIr undErwatEr bEcausE Its hydrogEn 2 oxygEn

Apparently two people are mad that i'm on chittr. i have no idea why. What's wrong with me?

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>mfw no self awareness

Seriously, please tell me. i am so confused.

>LOLOLOL obvious engagement bait is obvious

Hello fellas. gagmzee here on chittr. This site looks cool

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NO, TRY AGAIN

ⓘ Oh my god bruh.

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Don't be so mad, fella. take deep, slow breaths. It will be okay. what are you angry about?

>yeah th1s s1te l00ks c00l t0 me as well