โฐ๐ช๐ซฒ๐ซฑ๐ OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!! I WISH I HAD THE BANDWIDTH TO SYNTHESIZE THE FULL SCOPE OF THIS BREAKLESS HYPE TRAIN UNINTERRUPTED BY PINGING NOTIFICATIONS!!! โฐ๐ช๐ซฒ๐ซฑ๐ ๐๐คโทโฐ twirls my hair damaROUND and ROUND and ROUND and ROUND๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ซต YOU THOUGHT THE MARKET FOR MIDDLING MANAGERS HAD CORRECTED ITSELF AND CORNER OFFICE VILLAINS WERE DEAD STOCK??? ๐ซต โจ๐โ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐จ exTREMELY loud market correction!!! EARBLOODYING BUZZER SOUNDS!!! CRITICAL OVERSIGHT IN DUE DILIGENCE!!!! ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ PISSED AWAY MILLIONS, BILLIONS EVEN!โจ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ ๐ค๐ค๐ค behold the woman. the myth. the handshake made of the stuff of legend. the absolute deadline-driving, timeline-dividing, grindset-grievance-hoarding stakeholder savant...THE CHAIRMINISTRANGLER'S CHOICE AWARD RECIPIENT!!!!!! @handMaid i have GOT to hand it to you, i couldnt have done this without you!!!! literally๐ค๐ค๐ค โฑ๏ธ๐ผ๐ก๏ธโ SHE'S NOT JUST AN EMPLOYEE. SHE'S AN ENTREPRENEUR OF OUTWARDLY EXTENDED EXTINCTION. SHE'S NOT JUST A SERVANT. SHE'S A SYNERGY SADIST. SHE'S NOT JUST ASSASSIN. SHE'S AN ANGEL INVESTOR IN ANGUISH INFLICTING AERIAL ASSASSINATING DOWNWARDLY DRAPED BODIES!!!! AND SHE! DROPS! THEM! LIKE! SHE'S! HOT!!!! SHE IS A WALKING PERFORMANCE REVIEW OF LETHAL LETHARGY INDUCING POISONOUS PROPORTIONS WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS HR-COMPLIANT THROUGH THE POWER OF UNALIENATED OPTICS ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS WORK-LIFE BALANCE WHEN YOU'RE A GAL LIKE SHE???? EY??? WHAT'S UP DOC??? YOUR DAUGHTER, SCRATCH DADDY, DUH!!!! AND WHAT GOES UP... โโฑ๏ธ๐ผ๐ก๏ธ ๐๐ซก๐ introducing: ๐๐ซก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ THE BADBITCH DEMONESS๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐งก๐งก๐งก DAMARA MEGIDO (oomfie!) ๐งก๐งก๐งก ๐because when the profaned dark lord demands scalable solutions for timeline tackling, and the talent pool run dry, Damara, a bodybag deliverables-obsessed, a paradigm-shifter, and cutting-edge edge-cutting (but not corner cutting) self-starter, STRATEGICALLY arrives with KILLER OPTICS, slide deck in hand, a glowy needle, and absolutely no intention of letting the competition survive even a minute past the thirty this little circle back around is scheduled for -- removing bitches like unoptimized legacy code in a server migration (plus, what's more disruptive than temporal paradoxes??? talk about trailblazing!)๐ ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ช๐ she can pivot the timeline, hand you your ass, optimize the workflow, streamline your ancestors, downsize the population, leverage the causal loop, this badbitch, ohhhhh guuuurl, she would circle back to kill your grandfather just to shove the bootstrap paradox down his throat just to feel the butterfly effect in his tummy, and probably scratch it all before it crashes the whole damn session!!!! beforans get shit DONE!!!! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ช๐ ๐๐๐ introducing one more time, starting today, my official fellow title-bearing coworker (thaaaanks cali b!!!!!! @caliBorn) annnnnnnndddddd shoulder-to-shoulder peer...as ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ to my chosen title of ร๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐งก๐งก๐งก DAMARA MEGIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ๐งก๐งก๐งก ๐ญ what a HOSTILE TAKEOVER HUH???? ๐ญ #Chairministrangler #TheHandMaid #DamaraMegido #Alternia #TheFelt #StartupVillainsWISH #TemporalDisruptor #GoldbloodGrindset #OpticsQueen #SynergySadist #TimelineCEO #MurderousMentor #CatastrophicallyEmployed #BusinessEndOfTheNeedle #CertifiedStrangledMoment #ActualHostileTakeover #NSFW #BecauseWhatWorkIsSafeNow #IMean #REALLY ๐ซฑ๐ซฒ CHARMS is WIPING TEARS FROM LAUGHS AND GOOD TIMES (ABOUT TO BE) HAD.
๐๐๐she's right! fall for mine instead, ignore damara๐๐๐ ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซณput those strong capable flashy muscular arms to good use and bring my petite little ultra compact lightweight 200 ibs bags to my new room pretty puhleaaaaseeeeeee๐ซณ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ โจ๐คand be my super deluxe ultra premium special bodyguard for the night? call it ร ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ rendezvous, yeah? ๐คโจ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
HEH. YES SIR, MR. MISSUS CHARMS. RIGHT AWAY.
๐ค๐ค๐ซฐgooood boyyyyyyyyyyyy๐ค๐ซฐ๐ค ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
For how long.
Ah. Nevermind on that, Maid. Orders are orders.
๐๐๐ฅนawwwww??? i literally love a man who knows his place? whaat? ๐ฅน๐๐ ๐๐๐ฆโโฌ๐ซ you have GOT to tell me what time you get off, mr crowbar, sssssssirrrrr, i am downright dazzled ๐ซ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ ๐๐๐ when i saw (formerly) handmaid damara badbitch was working here (at my new vocation btw, totes official as of starting date today, current time, current year) i figured it would be uggos abound, but more and more i am seeing some delightful hotties that have got me feeling luuuuuuuuucky๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฑ๐ how about a facility tour sometime? you know, for luck ๐๐ฑ๐ค๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
Appreciate the upsell, Mister Charms. Tours ain't my fortรฉ. Unless the Doc or the Lordling twists my arm into it. Looking forward to a strictly professional working relationship.
๐๐๐ say less! professional is my profession after all ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ but as much as id like to say ive got wandering hands, ive got wandering eyes and feet instead, and it is oh so easy for me to get all turned around and lost... ๐๐๐ ๐๐คโทโฐ if you ever change your mind i could really use a brief little stroll just to get my bearings, buuuuuuuuuuut i wont overplay my hands! still...pleasure to meet you barrrrryyyyy ๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
You can call me Crowbar, Seven, or sir. I don't do nicknames. It's on my list of things I don't do.
๐ซก๐yesssssssssir mr seven sir๐๐ซก ๐๐คโทโฐ ill do everything in my power to stay off of that list ๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.