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remem8er to stay hydrated and listen to your 8ody then !! !! ૮ ・ﻌ・ა

not in the traditional sense 8ut you can overheat and cook !!

i bEAt that gAmE that EveryonE lIkEs. yOU know the OnE. pOstIng rEsumEs.

it's sOmeonE's wrIgglIn day. not mInE but sOmeonE's. ImaginE bEIng hAtchEd on yUrI day. that's fUckIn AwesomE hAhA

<<"woahh! that's a really interesting fact!">>

Taco Bell after the ritual?

im gOnnA rob a twink lAtEr.

the dumb fuck clowns nEvEr ExpEct it. i'm lIkE the pIckpockEt world chAmpiOn. i'm up 6 wAllEts and 4 sets of buggy keys.

yOU go girl

wiat is there sumthin goin on rn?
Oh well, you'll try to find time The Lash have no doubts about that!

blAstIng the kAtamarI sOundtrAck OvEr my buggy spEakErs in the gAragE to get my rOommatE to wAkE up. i can't tell if it's wOrkIng. do i go lOudEr

when yOU thrEatenEd to mug the shit OUt of lady gEIst that was EmpowerIng to a bitch lIkE me. i AppreciatE yOU.

vyper i just wAntEd to say im a big fan of yOUr work. yOu'rE rEAlly InspirIng.
The Lash always thought he was more like a rat.

‡ oh sorry i got hungry ‡
Oh, they got the Rejuv? Well that just means we get to beat 'em twice.
Enemy doubles taste better than mid.
made the error of standing up too fast. i blacked the fuck out and now im laying on my floor because i dont have the energy to stand up. real graceful shit.
Tonight at The Baroness, I (and the rest of the staff) are going to be wearing these quaint "bunny suit" outfits. There is some sort of themed night going on. I will say, they are a bit... "breezy." I am not sure I've ever had as much skin exposed to the elements while on the clock before! So if that is something you would like to see, then, I suggest perhaps coming to The Baroness. #suggestive
WHAT'S THAT? THE LASH WAS RThe LashGHT AGAThe LashN?! WHAT A TWThe LashST!
How about like, in pen ink? Yeah. go do the crossword in pen ink and The Lash'd be very proud.
No no, that's uh, that's fine. The Lash'm sure you could like, pick up the crossword instead.
Getting mixed signals from the masses, but The Lash know The Lash'm right. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14c30284e27c.png
Brian's vagueposting about his <3< with Mobo.

IS IT ANOTHER MAN
Noted. The Lash will be sure to keep this in mind in future interactions at the baroness.

s for sideburns.

𒌐✧₊⁺🕯 ⛯ne mus⚚ c⛯nfess, ⚚here ex𓍙s⚚s a cer⚚a𓍙n, sha↿↿ we say, *e↿egance* ⚚⛯ ⚚he ar⚚ ⛯f serpen⚚𓍙ne ↿⛯c⛯m⛯⚚𓍙⛯n, a s𓍙nu⛯us grace ⚚ha⚚ speaks ⛯f anc𓍙en⚚, pr𓍙ma↿ rhy⚚hms. 𓍙⚚ 𓍙s, 𓍙 dare say, a spec⚚ac↿e m⛯s⚚ unfa𓍙r↿y ma↿𓍙gned by ⚚h⛯se ⛯f dec𓍙ded↿y ↿ess ref𓍙ned sens𓍙b𓍙↿𓍙⚚𓍙es. H⛯w u⚚⚚er↿y ↿amen⚚ab↿e ⚚ha⚚ ⚚he𓍙r uncu↿⚚ured perspec⚚𓍙ves preven⚚ ⚚hem fr⛯m apprec𓍙a⚚𓍙ng such a pr⛯f⛯und↿y cap⚚𓍙va⚚𓍙ng, a↿be𓍙⚚ m𓍙sunders⚚⛯⛯d, f⛯rm ⛯f na⚚ura↿ ar⚚𓍙s⚚ry. 𓍙⚚ 𓍙s, 𓍙 d⛯ be↿𓍙eve, a fr𓍙gh⚚fu↿ ⛯vers𓍙gh⚚ ⛯n ⚚he𓍙r par⚚. ✧₊⁺🕯𒌐
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