♠ hated by @oblivifinIncarnate
ii lo2t a coiin iin a vendiing machiine once and u2ed my p2iioniic2 two force a can of 2oda out and iit wa2nt even good
O̶h, O̶h, I see M̶y M̶istake! I neeD̶ tO̶ pretenD̶ tO̶ be SCARED̶ tO̶O̶!
waiit hold on how 2iilly there2 2omethiing el2e iin there two my miiddle prong iim gonna throw iit iin a2 a bonu2 ju2t for you Meenah
mr penis for empress i think;
god theres so many hot ppl on my cmoputer

uhhh no thx

tryin 2 find a new therapist day 1 that was the worst first meetin w/ a therapist ever omfg

I THINK I WON’T TELL YOU. THE IDEA OF YOU HAVING TO GUESS IS ALSO AMUSING.
i'm sorry. it'll be another time, along with another thing i have to fufill, i guess.

wha- no!!! bad!!!!!!!!!! we dont hurt jades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO. THESE ARE THE PRIVILEGES OF BEING A LORD.
i kinda can understand her a little now.
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OMG, I LOVE CATS!! THEY'RE LIKE SO ADORABLE!! (better than horses tbh)
Your Focus Determines Your Reality Is All
Real Threatening And Yet Again Another Sigh
All I Can Say For This Situation Is Sigh





