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what vegetable is cool, but not that cool? radish
0mg hi h0wve y0u been Yeah i d0nt kn0w h0w 0ne can 0wn that
Im n0t straight but s0metimes i wish i was gayer Id definitely get slut shamed less #nsfw
Plenty of good conversation to be had..
.fit check then im going to cupE .im gonna be so fucking sorE .ediT .meritomB ,thE meridiaN ,prognosticutioneR ,and wyrD prophetesS of lotS .was just my ancestors titlE .i spent so long on the outfit i ran out of time for a namE .sue mE ?pretty sick righT #outglutmasquerade
Fuck it we ball I guess.
What can I say? I like listening to people wax on.
masquerade fit vwithout the mask, i just looked too good not to shovw ewveryone. hot guy problems, thems the breaks.
You ever try to squeeze into a tight space, think about it, and feel stupid?
I hope so too !! Im sending my postive energy your way hehe ^^ !!
Ooo i see i see, i get that aswell, whatever your going through i know you’ll make it out okay !!
Oh, definitely. If you'd like an ear, I've got two.
Awhh i hope everythings okay (◞‸◟), i usually get bad headaches after crying too much so i get it
Boy pussy so good that it almost fixes me. #nsfw
>+. YIFFABLE TODAY .+< #nsfw
There's plenty o+f that to+ feast upo+n, I can assure yo+u.
Yes !! I agree id like that alot actually ^^ you’ve been very nice to me aswell and i enjoy your company alot !!
I do+ubt I'm yo+urs as well, but it's always pleasant to+ be in familiar co+mpany all the same.
Is that a Deadly Sin I see? O+n my Chittr? Asmo+deus, is that yo+u?
O+ne yo+u sho+uld be very familiar with, I'd ho+pe.
Awhh thank you ^^ , your quite the charmer hehe ╰(*´︶`*)╯!!
Why are people rhyming with the word penis ?? Not that I'm against this just what sparked this haha #nsfw
u know what im 5'3 im just gonna start sayin im a lil guy whn ppl threten me lmao
🤸♂️ 🦽🏌♂️
I can assure you, I am more than capable dear💚 but I won't push the subject. Offer is always there💚 After October 1st, I am fully booked up for the month💚
tequila #lyricposting
romantic. in the same sense. that troll edgar allen poe. is a romantic writer.
Truely !! Make sure to not strain yourself too much take breaks tomorrow if it gets to be too much !!! Feel better soon Asmodeus <3 ^^
good to know you guys are also fans of maids. :p
that was the best goring and fuck ive ever had with someone. probably because it was far more intimate... ...gggod. im not sure anything else will compare after that honestly.
g(o)nna play WITh #myman'S #Slug cauS3 I l(o)v3 hIm #l(o)v3Th3h3Slug
Hello Chittr ╰(*´︶`*)╯ my name is keny !!! Nice to meet you !!!!!
.show of handS ?who would smoocH .i only give kisses out to girls who have the guts to ask loudlY .so make it counT .or forever hold your peacEa
What sort of story would you like to hear? ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Tale told𓆪
vwhy im a bad matesprit: ill compliment you like, all the time, to the point it gets annoying. i vwanna go on trips, like small trips, an hour avway, just to go to the beach or something. ill givwe you all my lovwe and affection. yeah, thatll probably drivwe you avway. anyvways, those vwere some reasons id be a bad matesprit. like and subscribe for more hot cronus action. #emotionalvwulnerability
☆ > Love it when trolls cry ☆ > Love to sea their pretty tears ☆ > Their muted color rolling down their chee✖ ☆ > Love to hold their chins and make them look up to me despite the tears ☆ > And the look on their faces when I tell them they're beautifoal to me all the same
I think a lot of us from our era posture themselves too highly. I spent a life as a merchant, as a warrior, and as a host. The majority of my time has been spent running a burlesque club, until we had been phased out. I remained at my manor, and quietly observed, intervening here and there. But at the end of the day, I was a normal troll. This title was given to me as I was forgotten by time. This is intentional. #suggestive
IT IS! I l(o)v3 m3 a g(o)(o)D faT aSS.
♯stirring ♯mycauldron with ♯mypotionsmostfoul
tity o◡o
print("i did have fun") print("i love telling jokes") print(":)")
I lIk3 IT all buT an ASS IS a muST.
IT'S (o)kay, 3v3ry(o)n3 lIk3S Th3h3 b(o)(o)bS
I n33D S(o)m3(o)n3 T(o) D(o) a c(o)(o)l flIp (o)r S(o)m3ThIng
print("well you see then it depends") print("but… probably ass… i guess")
i'm gumping it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i=i'm gumping it!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOOODDD, I'M GONNA GUUUUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
c< as Of tHis MOMeNt? tHigHs >c
anonymous asks: "lucky asker #100 here, though vwe are vwell past that point novw... are you more of a tit or more of an ass guy?" come on... you cant possibly ask me this. party at the front and the back? hovw can a sensible man possibly pick just ONE. this is just impossible. #askcro #nsfvw #tits #ass #both
anonymous asks: "Opinions on cherubs? Visually speaking? Asking for a friend." i mean, if youre hot, youre good in my book. shrug. hmu and vwell see, yeah? ;) #askcro #cherubs
im glad my itchy tit brings yall in.
yes yeeeees it grows
(Anonymous) (Who chose to manually put their name in as "anon", for some reason) asks: You sure seem to have a type. Ever thought about having good taste? I've considered it. And I'm quite fine with my varied taste, including the specific sort I've had some luck with recently.
(Anonymous) asks: Favorite sex position? 👀 We're in a mood at this time of night, are we. Okay. It really depends on the partner. What role I'm playing in things. But I'll always have a soft spot for being held down with a hand on the back of my neck.
i t☀︎p any☀︎ne l☀︎wer ☀︎n the spectrum then me and als☀︎ any☀︎ne ab☀︎ve LMA☀︎ ill fucking RUIN y☀︎uuuu >;) #w☀︎ntbeablet☀︎enj☀︎ysexwANY☀︎NEELSEAFTERME #imjustthatg☀︎☀︎d #d☀︎ntbelieveme?? #c☀︎mefind☀︎ut >;) #suggestive #nsfw??
b0uncing 0n that thang sinister and m0rbid style #nsfw
real shit
i just need to break someone right now... leave them gasping for air... #nsfw
"Do you wish me so jealous as to curse the birds and the earth, to spite God for seeing you without your shallow pretenses" is still fucking me up a week later Like... YEAH I GUESS I DO, FREAK why is this my best friend what's wrong with me
HB ALSO STANDS FOR HUGE BITCH. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #CHITTINONTHEJOB
Alright now that obligatory kink discussion has been met for today's schedule let's see what's next, hmm I see about 1 hour of doing fuck all, 2 hours of working around the house, a hour of doomscrolling chittr as a treat, then off to bed or just play the binding of issac until I lose what little sanity I have left.
࣪⊹₊˚{ TODAYYYYS KINK! IS NAUTI FLARPING! \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ picture this. orcay? im literally the favored culltess of the empress + her gillboss cabal-slash-murder thinktank of #hot #deepmaids }6u6{ the 1 + lonely HIGH CULLTESS PHOSPHORA GHOULFIN \}^7^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ youre whoever. it doesnt matter, because my sloop is WAYYYY fluking faster than yours! TRY + CATCH ME, BEACH!!!! }^3*{ﾉﾞ}^3*{ﾉﾞ#betchacant #violethysteria #sexyroleflay #practice-your-reef-knots }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Diamonds Droog.
its always coke vs pepsi its never coke x pepsi
today's kink is the same kink it is every day, bondage!
...today's kink should be opening them up and watching their blood pusher pump under your hand....
Today's kink is actually old man yaoi.
Today2 kink i2 2om3on3 hugging m3 and holding my hand and t3lling m3 3v3rything i2 gonna b3 alright.
Hmmm...I'm feeling generous so I'll let whoever is on the other end pick. #suggestive
came to wwork wwith a particularly distractin knot in my lowwer back so im supposin that could be marked as a not safe for wwork kink
n6l.. d3ath by snu snu.... p3ak...
B33 < i vote biting
Today's kink is one of my classic favorites, the old handcuffs and gag combo, my favorite. #nsfw
today’s kink is kinkshaming #shameyourfriends #nsfw
well now i'm just frustrated and horny >:/ #nsfw