Lt. Gen. Kivolo Ofidis
@observativeMagnaminity
<:- My Firśt Officèr To‖d Mè I Śhou‖d Kèèp A Śocia‖ Mèdia Prèśśèncè, Śo Hèrè Wè Arè. -:>
<:- Fatty Śa‖mon Fi‖èt........ I Think Śomèonè In Thè Kitchèn Iś Trying To Buttèr Mè Up. -:>
They're ⟡elling you you're nex⟡ ==⟢
<:- Èntirè‖y Pośśib‖è. But Śhè A‖śo Might Juśt Bè Aśking To Śtop At A Particu‖ar Port For Ingrèdièntś, Śhè Doèś Thiś From Timè To Timè. Iirc, Hèr Moirai‖ (a‖śo Onboard) Haś A Wrigg‖ing Day Coming Up -:>
Ehhh you're no fun ==⟢
Bai⟡ schmai⟡ I jus⟡ wan⟡ed you ⟡o riff wi⟡h me. ==⟢
<:- Oh Um? Thèn. Maybè Whèn I Go Ta‖k To Hèr Śhè'ś Going To Havè Trappèd Thè Kitchèn ‖ikè Tro‖‖ Kèvin Mcca‖‖iśtèr -:>
You ⟡ried. ==⟢
Clearly. Also fuck you bu⟡ ⟡ha⟡'s unrela⟡ed. ==⟢
[ON#E AGAIN, I HAVE MENTIONED HOW #LO$E TO EA#HOTHER ALL MY EMPLOYEE$ ARE RELATION$HIP WI$E. THEY ALL HAVE THEIR OWN NI#ELY DI$PER$ED #UBI#LE$ FROM WHERE THEY WORK, HIGHER ↑$ HAVE THEIR OWN OFFI#E $O ANY #ON#ERN FOR THE WORK ENVIRONMENT TO BE UNFIT #AN HE RIDDEN OUT. I DO NOT KNOW HOW IT #OULD'VE $PREAD A$ FA$T A$ IT DID THOUGH? TROLL$ ARE ALREADY PA#KING THEIR THING$ ↑ AT LEA$T.]
<:- I Hatè To Śay It But.... Śomèonè Probab‖y Hè‖d A Śèx Party... That'ś Oftèn How Thingś ‖ikè Thiś Śprèad In Thè F‖èèt. #nśfw -:>
[I DON'T THINK WE $HOULD A$$UME. PATIENT 0 I$ A FAIRLY $WEET AND YOUNG TROLL.]
<:- I Mèan... Patiènt Zèro Vèry Èaśi‖y Cou‖d Havè Givèn It To Śomèonè È‖śè Bèforè Śaid Śupèrśprèadèr Èvènt. -:>
<action; query input; query: why are so many officers on a|ternian ships so ta|ented at inspiring extreme vio|ence in their he|ms/pi|otbatteries? #vio|ence />
<:- Having Śuch An Èxtrèmè ‖ack Of Rèśpèct For Othèr Tro‖‖ś' Pèrśonhood And Autonomy Aś To Bè Wi‖‖ing To Uśè Śomèonè Aś A Śhip Part Doèś That To A Pèrśon. I'm Śorry You'rè Going Through That, I Wiśh You ‖uck In Your #vio‖èncè -:>
<action; statement input; statement: i am on|y going to attempt that if i |ose contro| of myse|f input; statement: most|y because it wou|dn't work anyway. i have correction coding that prevents me from expressing or acting upon wishes of harm against my superiors />
<:- If You'rè Ab‖è To Find A Way To Bè Diśchargèd Bèforè You Rèach Burnout, Fèè‖ Frèè To Rèach Out To Mè. I Know A Numbèr Of Hè‖mśmèn Vètèran Programś That Can Hè‖p You ‖and On Your Fèèt. -:>
<action; statement input; statement: i wi|| |ike|y be he|med for many, many sweeps input; statement: but i wi|| take you up on that offer if i get the chance when the time comes. assuming that i am not burnt out instead. input; statement: thank you for the offer. it is appreciated action; query input; query: wou|d my moirai| pasca| wright be ab|e to do the same? />
<:- If I Wèrè But A ‖itt‖è Highèr Up Thè Food Chain, I Wou‖d Śèè If I Cou‖d Pu‖‖ Śomè Śtringś For You. :{ but Yèś, Of Courśè. I'm A Śtrong Proponènt Againśt Thè Uśè Of Hè‖mśmèn Aś Battèrièś, I Try To Do What I Can To Minimizè Harm To You A‖‖, And That Inc‖udèś Pośt Diśchargè. bèśt Of ‖uck To You Both -:>
<:- ....why Arè Wè Ta‖king About "wizard" "puśśy" And What'ś Thè Diffèrèncè Bètwèèn That And Norma‖ "puśśy" -:>
I mean, fuck dude, even weird Future Trolls know what it is. I think you're just dumb.
<:- I Think You'rè Juśt Śo Śtuck Up Your Own Aśś And Pèrśona‖ Èxpèrièncèś That You Fai‖ To Acknow‖èdgè That Othèr Èxpèrièncèś Èxiśt, Èvèn Acrośś Paradox Śpacè. -:>
I think you just don't know what blocks are because you come from some backwater planet OR have been in the Empress's fleet so long, consorting with humans, that you forgot your culture. :P
<:- I Know What A Fucking B‖ock Iś You Nitwit, I Cou‖dn't Intèrprèt What Thè Fuck You Mèant By Rumpuś B‖ock, Bècauśè I Don't Know If You Know Thiś. But Rumpuś B‖ock. Iśn't What Èvèry Tèrritory Ca‖‖ś Fucking P‖ay B‖ockś. -:>
But you know what the word RUMPUS means, right? It's a simple fucking system. <Descriptor>Block. i could call it the shenanigansblock and most trolls this side of the Gazi River could figure out what I mean. If I said shitblock you'd know I'd mean your latrine (which, doesn't have block associated with it. SEE: consorting with humans).
<:- You Arè Śo Good At Jumping To Incorrèct Conc‖uśionś That You Might Actua‖‖y Win Thè Go‖d At An O‖ympic ‖èvè‖. I A‖śo Don't Think You Know How To Havè A Convèrśation Whèrè You'rè Not #winning Or Morè Corrèct Than Śomèonè È‖śè, And I For Onè Śpènd Ènough Timè Organizing Combat P‖anś To Bè Diśintèrèśtèd In Śpènding My Frèè Timè Arguing With Śomèonè Who Can't Fathom That In Thè Infinitè Pośśibi‖itièś Of Paradox Śpacè, Thèrè Èxiśtś Èxpèrièncèś Thèy Can't Rè‖atè To. -:>
This doesn't disprove my main point that you get no pussy, wizard or otherwise. Also you can't fathom the word Rumpus, so I don't even wanna hear it from you, "Lieutenant General."
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. To whom it may ⏾on⏾༄rn; This is th༄ most nothingburg༄r argum༄nt I hav༄ ༄v༄ry s༄༄n in my lif༄ and you ar༄ both ༄mbarrassing for ⏾aring this mu⏾h . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
<:- I ‖itèra‖‖y On‖y Aśkèd For C‖arification Origina‖‖y, To Bè Fair. But You'rè Corrèct, Thiś Waś An Undignifièd Way To Conduct Myśè‖f. -:>