Lt. Gen. Kivolo Ofidis
@observativeMagnaminity
<:- My Firśt Officèr To‖d Mè I Śhou‖d Kèèp A Śocia‖ Mèdia Prèśśèncè, Śo Hèrè Wè Arè. -:>
<:- I Fèar I May Bè Curśèd With A ‖itèra‖ Mind. -:>
<:- Fatty Śa‖mon Fi‖èt........ I Think Śomèonè In Thè Kitchèn Iś Trying To Buttèr Mè Up. -:>
They're ⟡elling you you're nex⟡ ==⟢
<:- Èntirè‖y Pośśib‖è. But Śhè A‖śo Might Juśt Bè Aśking To Śtop At A Particu‖ar Port For Ingrèdièntś, Śhè Doèś Thiś From Timè To Timè. Iirc, Hèr Moirai‖ (a‖śo Onboard) Haś A Wrigg‖ing Day Coming Up -:>
Ehhh you're no fun ==⟢
Bai⟡ schmai⟡ I jus⟡ wan⟡ed you ⟡o riff wi⟡h me. ==⟢
<:- Oh Um? Thèn. Maybè Whèn I Go Ta‖k To Hèr Śhè'ś Going To Havè Trappèd Thè Kitchèn ‖ikè Tro‖‖ Kèvin Mcca‖‖iśtèr -:>
You ⟡ried. ==⟢
Clearly. Also fuck you bu⟡ ⟡ha⟡'s unrela⟡ed. ==⟢
<:- It'ś Juśt That A‖‖ Puśśy Iś Magic. Śo ‖ikè... Iś It Thè (pośśib‖y Rèproductivè‖y Unhèa‖thy) G‖ittèr #nśfw -:>
<:- I Śti‖‖ Don't Know What Thè Diffèrèncè Iś -:>
<:- ....why Arè Wè Ta‖king About "wizard" "puśśy" And What'ś Thè Diffèrèncè Bètwèèn That And Norma‖ "puśśy" -:>
<:- I Think You'rè Juśt Śo Śtuck Up Your Own Aśś And Pèrśona‖ Èxpèrièncèś That You Fai‖ To Acknow‖èdgè That Othèr Èxpèrièncèś Èxiśt, Èvèn Acrośś Paradox Śpacè. -:>
I think you just don't know what blocks are because you come from some backwater planet OR have been in the Empress's fleet so long, consorting with humans, that you forgot your culture. :P
<:- I Know What A Fucking B‖ock Iś You Nitwit, I Cou‖dn't Intèrprèt What Thè Fuck You Mèant By Rumpuś B‖ock, Bècauśè I Don't Know If You Know Thiś. But Rumpuś B‖ock. Iśn't What Èvèry Tèrritory Ca‖‖ś Fucking P‖ay B‖ockś. -:>
But you know what the word RUMPUS means, right? It's a simple fucking system. <Descriptor>Block. i could call it the shenanigansblock and most trolls this side of the Gazi River could figure out what I mean. If I said shitblock you'd know I'd mean your latrine (which, doesn't have block associated with it. SEE: consorting with humans).
<:- You Arè Śo Good At Jumping To Incorrèct Conc‖uśionś That You Might Actua‖‖y Win Thè Go‖d At An O‖ympic ‖èvè‖. I A‖śo Don't Think You Know How To Havè A Convèrśation Whèrè You'rè Not #winning Or Morè Corrèct Than Śomèonè È‖śè, And I For Onè Śpènd Ènough Timè Organizing Combat P‖anś To Bè Diśintèrèśtèd In Śpènding My Frèè Timè Arguing With Śomèonè Who Can't Fathom That In Thè Infinitè Pośśibi‖itièś Of Paradox Śpacè, Thèrè Èxiśtś Èxpèrièncèś Thèy Can't Rè‖atè To. -:>
This doesn't disprove my main point that you get no pussy, wizard or otherwise. Also you can't fathom the word Rumpus, so I don't even wanna hear it from you, "Lieutenant General."
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. To whom it may ⏾on⏾༄rn; This is th༄ most nothingburg༄r argum༄nt I hav༄ ༄v༄ry s༄༄n in my lif༄ and you ar༄ both ༄mbarrassing for ⏾aring this mu⏾h . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
Hey, he's the guy talking to a sentient bucket.
<:- I ‖itèra‖‖y On‖y Aśkèd For C‖arification Origina‖‖y, To Bè Fair. But You'rè Corrèct, Thiś Waś An Undignifièd Way To Conduct Myśè‖f. -:>
<:- I Am Not Pèrmittèd To Pośt About My Favoritè Woman By Namè. But Śhè'ś Vèry Bèautifu‖ And Vèry Ta‖èntèd. :} -:>
xx_IS_SHE_NICE_xx
you 𝄢ouᨒd 𝄢tiᨒgy a𝄢 𝄢hit brother
xx_YAY_xx
𝄢mh my head
ᐖ BRO U GOTTA GIVE US SOMETINGGGG ᐛ
<:- Śhè'ś A Writèr? And Śhè Haś Bèautifu‖, ‖ong Hair. And Śhè ‖ikèś To Dancè. And Śhè'ś Vèry Patiènt. -:>
ᐖ HAHA ZOMG GAE ᐛ
<:- I Havè Bèèn Informèd That I Havè Madè A C‖own Inśènśitivè Commènt Èar‖ièr And That I Śhou‖d Apo‖ogizè. -:>
<:- ((thiś Waś Anothèr Jokè. I Wi‖‖ Mot Bè Apo‖ogizing At Thiś Timè Or Any Othèr Timè)) -:>
xx_hai_lute_tempent_xx
<:- Fi‖ing A Forma‖ Motion To Havè My Rank Changèd To Thiś, Thank You For Your Inva‖uab‖è Input. -:>
<:- Havè You Èvèr Śèèn A F‖èèt Iśśuè C‖own Pèrśonnè‖ Carrièr?? Thèy'rè Rough‖y 150śq.ft., Can Èaśi‖y Carry 300. Marvè‖ouś Śhipś. -:>
Hello?
xx_hello_loot_tennant_genrawl_kivvy_xx
i have yet t0 zee 0ne. what 0ther detai1z d0 y0u have 0n the craft?
Right now? No.
Considering how big I've seen some of these guys get, how are they not trapped like canned sardines?
<:- It Iś Faścinating To Śèè How Many ‖owb‖oodś Śèèm To Havè A Gènuinè Dèath Wiśh. If Your ‖ifè Iś Tru‖y That Miśèrab‖è, Join Thè F‖èèt To Givè Yourśè‖f A Purpośè? :}{ -:>
I don't meet thhhe entry requirements hhh... maybe next year...
You want to draft the horny little lowbloods so you can hunt them yourself, hmmmm? How very #violet #ofidis #seadweller coded of you
𖦤 Yeah, / this. / It's / about / feelin' / that / fear / in / a / controlled / environment / for / most / folks :||
<:- I Do Not Śèè Front ‖inèś By Choicè, But I'm Śurè ‖owèr Rankèd Śomè C‖own Wou‖d Havè Fun With Thiś ‖ot. -:>
You can't hide what's inside.
<:- I Havè Had Anothèr Chat With Ju‖ika. :} I Am No ‖ongèr Confuśèd. -:>
<:- I Am Not Śo Much Intèrèśtèd In Thè Hunting Chaśing Or Śta‖king Of Anyonè. Thèrè Arè Bèttèr Wayś To Gèt To Know Śomèonè. -:>
<:- Śhè Iś Right, Though. I Had A Much Èaśièr Timè Gètting To Know Hèr Through Norma‖ Convèrśation Than I Did By Any Othèr Mèanś. I Śèè No Point In Purśuing Othèr Optionś In That Règard. -:>
boooo we hate jчlika;s pчssY ;/
<:- I Don't Think That'ś An Appropriatè Thing To Śay About Śomèonè You Don't Know :{ -:>
hate Yoчr pчssY as well ;p
<:- I Am Vèry Confuśèd. -:>
<:- That Iś What Ju‖ika Śayś. Śhè Iś Gènèra‖‖y Right. But I'vè Juśt Run Into Śo Many Pèop‖è Śo Adamant About It Thèśè ‖aśt Fèw Nightś. Vèry Śtrangè. -:>
You keep listening to Julika, big guy.
√(Come on man you can't do this me with an Ofidis of all trolls. Come on. Dude. Too far.)²
I'd forgive you if it was a Lycaon and the roles reversed
√(Aw man now I feel bad. You're fine. At the very least no worse than the smoke alarm's little blinky blink. Just a guy being a dude. With a normal smile. It's all cool.)²
<:- :} I Am G‖ad You'rè Not Tru‖y Upśèt, Thèn. But Again, I Rèa‖‖y Do Not Mind If You Nèèd To Kèèp Your Pèacè. I Am Trying To Bè Bèttèr With Boundarièś. śti‖‖, I'm Śorry If You'vè Mèt My Ancèśtor And Comè Away Poorèr For It. I'vè Not Mèt Him Myśè‖f, And I Don't Think I'd ‖ikè To Èithèr. -:>
<:- It'ś Juśt... I Havè Bèèn Undèr Thè Diśtinct Imprèśśion That Śta‖king And Hunting Wèrè Not Vèry Romantic Or Dèśirab‖è Traitś To Diśp‖ay For Śomè Timè Now. Iś Thiś Onè Of Thośè "kink" Thingś? Or Havè I Bèèn Miś‖èd About Thiś? -:>
<:- Iś... That Hèa‖thy??? I'm Not Cèrtain That'ś Hèa‖thy, Miśś Duxi‖è... -:>
<:- I'm Not Śurè That Makèś It Bèttèr... -:>
dчnno what the lot are on aboчt, babe: it;s prettY hot if Yoч ask me ;/
doin the hчntin ;)
eh both actчallY
<:- I Śèè. And It'ś. Hot? ‖ikè You Find Thiś Èxciting. Śèxua‖‖y. #nśfw Arè You Śurè? -:>
sometimes: doesn;t alwaYs have to be sexчal in the end: a regчlar hчnt is fчn as it is ;p
Yoч;re missin oчt, babe ;( it;s pчre fчn
<:- Thè Hardèśt Part To Gèt Uśèd To About ‖iving In Śpacè Iś Thè Artificia‖ Day/night Cyc‖èś. It'ś A‖‖ Madè Up Anyway. But I Do Gèt To Ènjoy Wandèring Thè Śhip Aftèr ‖ightś Out And Èvèryonè'ś Gonè To Thèir Bunkś. It'ś Pèacèfu‖. -:>
Got any cool plants? #iykyk
Okay good. Just vibe checking.
<:- I'vè Finiśhèd A‖‖ My Work For Thè Èvèning. Anyonè Havè Any Rèading Rècommèndationś? Bookś, Nèwś Artic‖èś, Whatèvèr. -:>
i read a really interesting article about the origin of gardening and how people used to take care of plants back in the compared to now!
• you into crime dramas? • if so, check out the pelican brief • ... the book not the movie • i guess that should be obvious when you asked for reading recs but still • i mean the movie's fine, it wouldnt blow anyone away • but the book is an interesting read • if you're into that stuff • i guess
<:- Śoundś Vèry Intèrèśting! I Don't Do Much Gardèning Myśè‖f, On Account Of Nèar‖y A‖wayś Bèing Off Wor‖d, But I Find Thè Art To Bè Faścinating. :) -:>
<:- I'vè Hard‖y Rèad Anything In That Gènrè Śo I'm Not Śurè If I ‖ikè It Or Not, But I Wi‖‖ Dèfinitè‖y Chèck Thiś Out! Thank You! :) -:>
i'm guessing you're one of those space travelers? you could try bringing some simple house plants with you! there are these glass boxes designed to keep plants alive while in space so you'd just need one of those!
<:- Anothèr Night, Anothèr "what Thè Fuck Iś Wrong With A‖‖ Of You" -:>
xx_u_should_join_us_instead_of_criticizing_us_its_moar_fun_dat_way_o3o_xx
<:- I Do Not Think Thiś Iś A Ritua‖ I Wou‖d Ènjoy Vèry Much, But I Apprèciatè Your Śuggèśtion Nonèthè‖èśś. -:>
xx_u_will_b_shitposting_with_da_freaks_soon_enuff_i_giv_it_a_week_xx
<:- I Don't Think I Wi‖‖ Bè, Actua‖‖y... I'm Not Śurè I Havè Ènough Of A Śènśè Of Humor Or Śocia‖ Awarènèśś To Havè Any Knack For That. In Any Caśè, I Am Morè Concèrnèd About Thè Hypèrśèxua‖ity Of Thiś P‖acè. -:>
xx_EEK!!_HAVE_MORE_CONFIDENCE!!!_im_SURE_u_could_b_SO_FUNNEH_if_u_tried_x3_tho_i_getchuuuu_da_hypersexuality_is_nawt_for_every1_BUT_DA_SHITPOSTING..._dat_u_can_do._i_be_leaf_in_u_xx
<:- Thè Timè‖inè Tonight Haś Mè Confuśèd About A Grèat Many Thingś. -:>
<:- I Havè Many Quèśtionś Commèntś And Concèrnś About Thè Goingś On Of Thiś Wèbśitè.... -:>
W3ll, wh3r3 ar3 th3y?
<:- It Wou‖d Takè Mè Far Too ‖ong To ‖iśt Thèm, Śo I Wi‖‖ Not. Śomè Of Uś Havè Night Jobś. -:>
2kill i22u3 I gu322
<:- Iś Thèrè Not A Śing‖è Point In Thè Night Cyc‖è Whèrè You A‖‖ Arèn't Attrociouś‖y Horny On Main? -:>
3833 < Purrsonally, I just keep that business to myself and my purrtner. > 38YY
xx_mabey_1_point_xx
<:- I'm To‖d Śè‖fièś Arè A Common Practicè On Śitèś ‖ikè Thiś Śo. Śomè Frièndś From Work! :} Httpś://i.ibb.co/9c8cyyx/img-6763.png -:>
I LOV--E your earfins!
<:- Thèy Juśt Don't Carè Much For Picturèś Iś A‖‖. :} My Frièndś ‖ikè Mè Juśt Finè. -:>
xx_EEK!!_CYOOOOOT_xx
You don't say? Glub, do you remember to care for t)(em properly? You'd be surprised now many w)(o don't!
<:- Propèr Fin Carè Iś Śuch An Important Part Of Śèa Dwè‖‖èr Hygiènè! I'm Śurpriśèd Thèrè Arè Fo‖kś Who Don't Know That. :{ I Uśua‖‖y Hand‖è My Fin Carè At Thè Śamè Timè Aś My Hair :} Śè‖f Carè Day! -:>
Now T)(IS is w)(at I'm glubbing about! Moisturizing and massaging t)(e muscles is always t)(e most meticulous part of t)(e care. It's as important as cleaning t)(e gills.
((None of you would believe this guy is in his troll late 20s/early 30s))
((i believe it, hard to believe she is in her mid to late troll 30s
((He is just extremely sheltered and takes most things at face value OTL my poor, stupid, beautiful boy LOL))