Emperor Oceaum Samata
@oceanicPathfinder
I have been lurking. I see you Doctor Scratch If you remember me, fear not. I have no plans to stick my nose in anything.
one time i was playing among us in VR and i have a habit of singing to myself when I'm busy doing tasks in that game. and i had been playing in that lobby for awhile so the other players had picked up on the fact that I did that. So when the Imposter killed me and I suddenly went silent, everyone immediately knew I was dead and descended upon my body like vultures to catch the culprit.
Wow! U)(m. T)(at was a LOT. 38) Apparently t)(e --Erifin of my timeline )(as officially declared )(imself t)(e voice of “true )(ig)(blood masculinity” and )(as begun rallying purplebloods, violetbloods, assorted angry seadwellers, and at least t)(ree deeply divorced goldblood p)(ilosop)(ers into some kind of )(IG)(BLOOD R-EVOLT against t)(e t)(rone. W)(ic)( is )(onestly extremely embarrassing for everyone involved. From w)(at I understand, )(is movement mostly consists of furious speec)(es about degeneracy, women ruining civilization, lowblood contamination of culture, and )(ow t)(e empire )(as become “feminized” under my rule. W)(ic)( is V-ERY funny considering )(e spends )(alf )(is time writing t)(ousand-word manifestos about women in skintig)(t wetsuits. But besides t)(at! I guess I )(ave to formally declare )(im a rebel against t)(e empire now. So. By t)(e aut)(ority vested in me as )(er Imperial W)(atever-I'm-Calling-Myself-Today, I )(ereby condemn --Erifin and )(is weird little angry fis)( cult as enemies of t)(e crown. All military officers loyal to t)(e t)(rone are ordered to suppress t)(e uprising immediately. Preferably before )(e discovers podcasts. I do not know )(OW t)(is )(appened. I do not know W)(Y )(ig)(blood males keep turning t)(eir unresolved romantic failures into political extremism. And I -ESP-ECIALLY do not know w)(y so many of t)(em keep describing t)(emselves as “wolves” despite living underwater. But I WILL )(andle it. Some)(ow. Gos)(. 38(
I Recommend A Nuclear Strike On His Next Rally.
i wake up, i skimread what the other felt were/are/will be doing. i get grossed out. i dont leave my room because I dont want to get shot with a paintball gun. Give me like 10 minutes to put the suit on before anything bad happens to me.
*Manor And it absolutely doesn't. Even when you think everyones asleep, theres always timeclones
Well, As They Say: The Loudest Ones Are Compensating For Something.
I AM COMPENSATING FOR THE LACK OF HIGHBLOODS IN HERE
Can You Do It In A Way That’s Less Embarrassing For Your Fellow Violet Bloods?
i feel a headache developing.
Unfortunate, May I Suggest Taking Some Pain Killer Medications?
the shit that's causing this headache isnt gonna be solved with painkillers.
As much as I'd LIKE for that to help, I think what'll get me results is if the people I dislike eat eachother alive.