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At times, I feel as if a majority of emperors and empresses here don't even understand the basic fundamentals of statecraft.

Good meowning

post about food number 89764837952 from me

why do i keep playing spider solitaire, i dont even like it

i should draw...
i.tend.to.laugh.when.i.see.people.suggesting.to.kill.the.empress.without.any.plan.for.after.. alternia.without.the.drones.would.collapse.in.weeks..remember,.drones.don't.only.count.enforcement.drones,.but.also.builder.drones,.cleanup.drones,.transport.drones,.resupply.drones,.slurry.drones.. all.tied.to.three.ability.of.the.empress.to.command.them..at.least.if.you.are.going.to.spout.fantasy,.put.thought.into.it.

*sighs and motions vaguely as if to suggest nihilism* what if you threw it back to the mcdonalds filet o fish song

my bosses following me: who gives a shit, i can post whatever the hell i want. if they didnt want me to post it I'd be getting scolded BEFORE i clicked submit princess celestia of equestria following me: Well now i have to think before I speak

sometimes friendship is saying "the holy power of the golden leaf protected him from the Death Curse" in response to something completely unrelated, and that's okay

almost Immediately

one time i was playing among us in VR and i have a habit of singing to myself when I'm busy doing tasks in that game. and i had been playing in that lobby for awhile so the other players had picked up on the fact that I did that. So when the Imposter killed me and I suddenly went silent, everyone immediately knew I was dead and descended upon my body like vultures to catch the culprit.

:33< we love #casey in this hive

epic rap battles of chittstory Troll Invincible Hype Clips & Cold Moments VS Every Troll Super Mario Starrrrrrr

sometimes a guy sounds like the clog from juice galaxy and there's nothing you can do about it because trying to explain it makes you sound like the crazy one

:33< *the mighty huntress squeaks and flys through the air to echolocate* :33< wait no sorry thats nyat #catposting thats #batposting my bad

fuck off tom
the day any of my timeline mates find this side of the internet is the day i die not that im hiding anything (bad) but ive seen what happens when jake gets ahold of my tumblr and that was embarrassing enough

Low effort beam

:33< shitpeta noinses

And behold, a pale horse: and his name that sat upon him was Death.

@barackObama Mr. President, we have to look at why the prices for food and drinks in these theme parks is so high. It's inhumane what they're doing here.
-> let it be known. i hate everyone. but not equally. i do in fact hate based on caste. my hatred to you scales proportionally to how hight you are in the hemeocaste. rusts? y'all are chill, and just need everyone above you to stop punching down. fish? unless you intend to dismantle all this? it's on sight. that is all.

yesss sit at a weird angle and instead of fixing your posture crack your neck. thats what i need to be doinggggggg

behold, a palooka dont look at the file name too close https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pacman/images/a/af/PookaRePac.png

Sometimes trolls follow me and while I don't understand it I'm happy for it. My inter-species popularity graph is trending upwards 💙💙💙

skianet have you people ever considered doing branded editions of sburb/sgrub/elsewise? is there someone out there who's a doctor of pepper and their consorts have little bottle houses

Sneaker beam.
Shes pointing out a whole ass skatepark we can go to IM SO FUCKING COOKED

i see tge site updated again while i was asleep

PSA to any Diamonds Droog: Spades Slick as given me explicit permission to bite you as hard as I can without any pushback or consideration

It's trying to make you polite!!! Or trying to make me polite.

*Manor And it absolutely doesn't. Even when you think everyones asleep, theres always timeclones

i wake up, i skimread what the other felt were/are/will be doing. i get grossed out. i dont leave my room because I dont want to get shot with a paintball gun. Give me like 10 minutes to put the suit on before anything bad happens to me.

good morning everyone lets pretend its not 1 pm together!!
)(iC threat in Earth F has officially been neutralized. no remaining parts of her rule is left, alongside other governmental officials affiliated with her. this timeline is now certified hemocaste-system-free. rest in piss

i feel a headache developing.
