♦ pitied by @oceanicPathfinder
GENERALLY I THINK THE IDEA OF ME HAVING A BADGE SPECIFICALLY IS STUPID. I'M NEVER ON HERE. I DON'T HAVE THE CHITTR CLOUT TO BE BRANDISHING MYSELF WITH A SILLY LITTLE PICTURE AND ACTING LIKE I'M PART OF THE CREW. THAT BEING SAID. THIS ONE WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR THE KARKAT FRONT. SO I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
Attention, Oh yes. Mutants, make yourselves known. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
The fuck d0es that even mean
post about food number 89764837952 from me
i dont NEED FRIENDS i dont NEED COMFORT i am fine. those are just cheap tricks to lull me into passivity
Wow! U)(m. T)(at was a LOT. 38) Apparently t)(e --Erifin of my timeline )(as officially declared )(imself t)(e voice of “true )(ig)(blood masculinity” and )(as begun rallying purplebloods, violetbloods, assorted angry seadwellers, and at least t)(ree deeply divorced goldblood p)(ilosop)(ers into some kind of )(IG)(BLOOD R-EVOLT against t)(e t)(rone. W)(ic)( is )(onestly extremely embarrassing for everyone involved. From w)(at I understand, )(is movement mostly consists of furious speec)(es about degeneracy, women ruining civilization, lowblood contamination of culture, and )(ow t)(e empire )(as become “feminized” under my rule. W)(ic)( is V-ERY funny considering )(e spends )(alf )(is time writing t)(ousand-word manifestos about women in skintig)(t wetsuits. But besides t)(at! I guess I )(ave to formally declare )(im a rebel against t)(e empire now. So. By t)(e aut)(ority vested in me as )(er Imperial W)(atever-I'm-Calling-Myself-Today, I )(ereby condemn --Erifin and )(is weird little angry fis)( cult as enemies of t)(e crown. All military officers loyal to t)(e t)(rone are ordered to suppress t)(e uprising immediately. Preferably before )(e discovers podcasts. I do not know )(OW t)(is )(appened. I do not know W)(Y )(ig)(blood males keep turning t)(eir unresolved romantic failures into political extremism. And I -ESP-ECIALLY do not know w)(y so many of t)(em keep describing t)(emselves as “wolves” despite living underwater. But I WILL )(andle it. Some)(ow. Gos)(. 38(
hmm maybe i should have waited to brush my tail until after i got my things out of the drier because the static has taken its toll
who the fuck bought ""light"" yogurt, this shit is so yucky
Oh god Demise wants to see me skateboard I am so fucked
Shes pointing out a whole ass skatepark we can go to IM SO FUCKING COOKED