SEASONAL FOOD ITEMS AT FAST FOOD JOINTS IS TRULY SOME HORROR STORY SHIT AND I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I CAN ONLY GET HALLOUMI FRIES AT MCDAGGERS IN THE *SUMMER*?! OH, BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT OF THE SUMMER, CAN'T FORGET THAT! AND WHEN THEY'RE GONE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEFAULT TO YOUR REGULAR ORDER WITH THE CHICKEN NUGGETS WE NEVER COOK ENOUGH BECAUSE WE HATE YOU SPECIFICALLY! THERE AREN'T ENOUGH WORDS IN ANYONE'S PERSONAL LEXICON, ESPECIALLY NOT MINE, TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF SELF FLAGELLATION THIS FEELS LIKE. TO WALK INTO HERE, EXPECTING TO HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE YOU DID LAST TIME, ONLY TO BE DENIED YOUR FUCKING STICKS OF CHEESE. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY MAKE THESE ALL SWEEP ROUND?! IS THERE SOME KIND OF ARCANE FEY CONTRACT PREVENTING THE SUPPLY LINES FROM REACHING ME? I MISSED THE LAST OF THE PROMOTION DURING MY MOLT, AND I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO WRAP MY SKULL AROUND THE DISAPPOINTMENT AND RAGE I'M FEELING. CONSIDERING BURNING DOWN MCDAGGERS HEAD OFFICES.
wait y⚣ru right that's fucked up!!! Whydt he helld ⚣t hey d⚣ that shit i surp⚣rt y⚣ur asr⚣neist rage >:( #substance
I'll get the gas cans!!!!!!!!
SEE THIS IS WHY YOU'RE MY NUMBER FUCKING ONE.