♣ mediated by @orthopraxicArchivist
>>| .ok fuck. .i'm too sleepy .and cocoon didnt help this time. going to take .another .energy drink.
I have got to get more sexy.
I was told you people would appreciate me #oiledup? Whatever that really means.... Not sure if that's true!
Hmm.. Well I've been told I'm good at massaging in lotion whenever one of my cloistermates are hurt or have sore limbs! So I guess helping rub the oil on another wouldn't be so different!
Gosh, hearing this makes me so flustered!
Maybe I'll try attending the next event... I feel kind of left out.
▼▼▼▼▼GOG IM ON MY WAY BACK LAY OFF▲▲▲▲▲
▼▼y'know i was about to but maybe I've changed my mind▲▲
▼▼▼uuuughhh▲▲▲ ▼▼oh my gog you can't be serious▲▲
▼▼▼calling the matron again gog i swear▲▲▲ ▲Lanque and i have a deal and plus I've already left▼ ▲pull that rod out of your ass and lighten up just a little bit▼
RARELY BEFORE HAS ANYONE PUT ON, SUCH A CRIPPLING DISPLAY OF SELF HUMILIATION. I'M ACTUALLY AMAZED THIS BITCH EVEN DARES TO SHOW HER FACE OUTSIDE AT ALL. LET ALONE, ON THE INTERNET.
▼course you go right into telling bronya, snitch▲ ▼just be happy the work is still getting done▲ ▲anyways I'm gonna be out at a party dunno if you've ever heard of one of those▼
▲oh you weren't here, Lanque lost a bet to me he's doing my stuff for a couple cycles▼
[|||] hard to believe it's not 100% of them~
▲oh my gog this is so funny, i think two thirds of her likes are bronyas posts▼ ▲maybe this won't be totally lame, worth a couple laughs▼
▲crazy that I've messed up my sleep schedule so bad it's like I'm in a different timezone from the rest of the cloister▼ ▲guess I'll have to fix that eventually▼ ▼or not▲
▼you getting pailed just once would fix you i know it▲
[|||] oh yoooooou're the simp!!! lmao
[|||] who's the simp aaaaaand what're they ruining???
▼▼▼the simp got here pack it up everyone funs over▲▲▲
Nearly the entire cloister is here.
Thanks @voraciousInfovore for being my #1 chittr reactor!
▲update on the date, she did pull out a ukulele and will be dealt with▼