don’t worry about me i’m a lesser jade #notdog
c< yOu areNt lesser because yOure NOt a dOg! >c
lesser, my ass! yer nothin' lesser for bein' different!
guess that makes me more distinguishable at least!
A VERSION OF JADE. WITH A NUGBONE THAT ISN'T FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH DROOL AND HALF-CHEWED RAWHIDE TREATS. CALLING HERSELF "LESSER." AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SMART. IF I DIDN'T CARE SO MUCH ABOUT PRESERVING THE FEW INTACT SPONGE CELLS LEFT TO YOUR NAME, I WOULD BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH A ROLLED-UP NEWSPAPER. CAN YOU ACT A LITTLE MORE LIKE THE MOST TOLERABLE HUMAN IN MY EYES, AND JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU'RE FINE LIKE THIS.
wow, i never looked at it like that! i mean, i did never give up on the music and the science and the botany because i never played that weird game. so i’m really good at that stuff… thanks, cg!
you arent lesser!! you are the original!!!!! you are jade with a capital j!!!!!!