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Yoovv'ree SOO weelcoomee bvvddy ◝(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) aanythiing foor aa friieend( ◜‿◝ )
Wtfffff!!!!! Theey'ree WROONG ಠ︵ಠ YOOVV'REE SOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOL AAND AAMAAZIING
yov is not boring. daww shux thanx dickfour. pce out #yovaha @
Reeaally hoopiing theey weereen't caalliing YOOVV booriing beecaavvsee yoovv'ree liikee. Thee fvvnniieest peersoon eeveer ( ◜‿◝ )
II waas reeaally coonfvvseed foor aa seecoond bvvt theen II reeaaliizeed yoovv coommeenteed thiis aand iit maadee soo mvvch mooree seensee
sounds like fun!
then i'm darn glad to hear that, friend! ^◡^
good kinda 6usy, i hope?
I Am Going To Be Juggling Chainsaws
Spins you ★round ★nd throws you.
proof? o◡o
⛥ I see...
jester up on stage 'ding ding ding'— a show and dance the audience claps .
★彡 [rIng @ lIng @ lIng] 彡★
★彡 [sEE @t lE@st SOMEONE @pprEcI@tEs mY fInE rIng wr@nglIn phYsIqUE.] 彡★
Gl★d to he★r it then.
gruuhhthis viiiooolin is tuned gooooooned baaaby oooh yeaaahhh aaare yooouu guys reaaady tooo fuuuckinghk gooo craaazy???? aaalrighty here's wooonderwaaall 🎻(¬ºཀ°)¬
I HOPE TO MMAKE EVERYONE HAPPY AT SOMME POINT...!!! ♡꒰>﹏< ꒱
[ - potionSeller's [PS'S] device exploded. - ]
i fell aaasleeep in the duuumpster aaagaaain buuut resting in aaa pile ooof detrituuus waaas aaactuuuaaally pretty cooozy i even maaade friends with the little traaashbeaaasts thaaat live in there i like when they grooowl aaand hiss aaat me 3) sooo cuuute
“Get nasty, bitch! And let the haters all motherfucking gag on it.” - Sideshows 8:1 #WORDSTOLIVEBY #inspiration #scripture
🐾Now, why was the mUshroom iNvited to every Party? 'caUse it was sUch a 'fUNgi' to have 'roUNd! x) hehe,
tHiNk m vErY SaNe n kInD. cOuLd nOt lIkE Be tHoSe tHiNgS N Be aLl bOuT ThE BlOoD. a mOtHeRfUcKeR StIlL WaNnA OcEaN Of bLoOd n tO ChEw oN ThAt sWeEt tHiCk mArRoW BuT ... AlSo lIkE JuSt cHiLlIn )o:
8=l < No further comments at this time, thank you
8=l < Did not get any more a%s also so I'm going to wipe off this sweat and lay on Moros 8=l < Fear not I will keep chitting because I am not remotely tired 8=l < I just fear the concept of losing bodily contact with him
obvious biases asiDe i REALLY Dont get the hate for faygo :o/
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Łife côuŁd be sô beautifuŁ if wese Łet it.
₍^. .^₎⟆ ꠹
sOmE Of y'aLl jUsT Be iNtErNeT FoLk. ThAt's jUsT KiNdA CrAzY To mE. y'aLl jUsT Be oN HeRe, AnD ThAt's aLl tHeRe iS To mOtHeR FuCkInG SaY On tHe mAtTeR, aIn't iT? tHaT'S JuSt aLl tHeRe iS To a mOtHeR FuCkEr wHeN AiN'T ShIt eLsE To mOtHeR FuCkInG SaY. hOnK. :o)
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ ◕mg FINALLY I F◕UND MY PALMHUSK LMA◕!!!!!!
eXaaaactly! you Make a gooD contorturist :o)
iM sure theres an actual scientifical reason but aye not every purples gotta be big! you got your own strengths
over tiMe on this site i founD other versions of alternia can grow soMe BIG Motherfuckers! like iM 6'9" which aint sMall by ANY Means. Maybe short siDe of average for a purple. i still got a couple Molts to go but on My alternia a lil over 8 feet is bout as big as they get (Maybe 9 if they a freak) at least for us lanDstriDers theM fish got soMe WEIRD shit goin on tho
You know it
HELLO EVERYBODY HOO HOO!!! IT'S BEEN AWHILE, IS THERE ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPENING TODAY??? HAA HAA HEE HEE!!!
My dating pool is monsters, royalty, and alternate universe god-tiered beings
scared of the day jake english comes crashing in like tally ho i surely am the most devious bastard on all of chittr indeed i am 🧐🇬🇧
1. They are all the same guy don't let it fool you.
i second him. never enough!
8=D < Neigh!
8=l < Pet my hair, call me a good horse, and give me an apple 8=l < And I am yours
a divine vision befell me and became reality on some swag beat making psychic shit
ehhh
never enough
at least 2 i think
gruuhhzooomg this cheesecaaake yaaa gyooorl haaas cooooookinghk up in this mf oooven is gooonnaaa be jigglyer thaaan aaa big BUTT thaaats hooow jiggly its gooonnaaa be jigglier thaaan aaaNY BUTT EVER https://mediaaa1.tenooor.cooom/m/e4yzixpZwpoooaaaaaaaaaaaaC/blooob-jelly.gif(¬ºཀ°)¬
✧જ⁀ Managed!!! To get a picture of the team while were!!! Waiting for them to get through the sponsors!!! My team is GREAT!!! And I hope!!! That the crack on my palmhusks camera!!! Didnt frick up the photo too much!!! d:D #sports #violence https://file!garden/asUq♯1Is-kZs♯5K-♯1W/Violent⚾︎Team!png =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
>+. PINK BUT LIKE A GOOD ONE .+<
aLl mY MeNtAl bIg bAcK-ErY WeNt n gOt tHe bEsT Of mE, aCiD SaCk nOt fEeLiNg tOo hOt )o: .... uNlEsS.............. A MoThErFuCkEr jUsT KeEp eAtIn M On tO SoMeThInG HoL On
LOOK 4T M3! 1'M 4 WOLF-L1ON-HYBR1D-M1X! K1NG OF TH3 JUNJL3, BUT ST1LL SOC14L 4ND W1TH 1T 4ND STUFF.
TALK T𖤐 ME. WE'LL FIGURE S𖤐METHING 𖤐UT.
I𓄋E TAKEN D𖤐WN G𖤐DS. BISH𖤐PS. I CAN HANDLE IT.
yUuUuUrRrR. wHaT'S GoOd wIt' It, My pEoPlE? tOdAy's eXcUrSiOnS HaVe uNcErEmOnIoUsLy bRoUgHt mY AsS DoWn uNdErNeAtH ThE CiTy bRiDgE ThAt's aLl bUt bEeN MoThEr fUcKiNg fOrGoTtEn bY AnYoNe tHaT DoN'T GiVe eNoUgH Of a fUcK To wAlK 'rOuNd tHeSe-wAyS, iF OnLy 'CuZ ThErE'S LiKe fOrTy oThEr mOrE ClEaNeR LoOkInG MoThEr fUcKeRs oUt 'N AbOuT To bE StEpPiN' oN. 'DuNnO WhY, bUt tHe bItCh kInDa sMeLlS LiKe pEe, ToO. iCkY ShIt. BuT It's nIcE DoWn hErE. lOnG As yOu dOn't mInD ThE MoLd sPoTs 'N WaTeR DrIpPiN', It's a nIcE PlAcE To jUsT SiT ThE FuCk dOwN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE 'yA LiFe. Y'AlL FuCk wIt' BrIdGeS? fUcK'S EvEn tHe lAsT TiMe aNy oF YoU MoThEr fUcKeRs sEeN A BrIdGe? I KnOw sOmE Of y'aLl dOn't gEt oUt mUcH. iT'S BaD FoR YoUr mEnTaL, mAn. ToUcH SoMe gRaSs. EaT SoMe gRaSs, ShIiIiT. tHaT'S A VeGaN ThInG, aIn't iT? bE GoOd tO YoUr bOd aNd yOuR ThInKmEaTs. ThEy nEeD ThAt nAtUrAl eNrIcHmEnT ShIt. :o) HoNk.
yeah i got game. i got so much game. check out my collection. i havwe evwery single human guitar hero and spinoff game in the franchise.
I CAN BRING Y𖤐U HERE. Y𖤐U CAN PLAY AR𖤐UND ALL Y𖤐U WANT.
some shit laughed at me vwhile i vwas skating because of the vway my tail flaps in the vwind. buddy. at least my tail is cool and not a cotton ass shit. anyvway i knocked his teeth out. vwhile theyre grovwing back he can think of me and my tail that goes fvwpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfppfpfpf in the vwind.
TODAY'S OUT LOUD VOCAL STIM IS "PISSING ALL BY YOURSELF, HANDSOME?". AND I HATE IT.
@consequentlyOblique here's your minions
I'm the ultimate jack. Not of because of the mumbo jumbo these other ones talk about or whatever I'm just better then all of my alts.
𖤐F C𖤐URSE. THE 𖤐NLY THING I ASK F𖤐R. IS Y𖤐UR DE𓄋𖤐TI𖤐N.
today is a good day,because today is not a monday ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⡶⠦⣤⣠⣴⣶⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⢿⠷⢼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣍⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣘⣒⣤⡀⠀⠈⢻⡷⠶⠒⠚⣿⠥⠥⠥⣍⠳⣌⠻⣆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠠⠤⢬⣹⣿⣦⣶⣯⣤⣤⣤⣾⣁⣀⡀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠀⠘⣷⣅⣠⣾⣛⣯⣅⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢙⣿⡟⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣶⣤⣮⣿⣿⣯⢴⢴⢥⣅ ⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣧⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⠫⢈⠻⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣹⣿⡿⠯⠀ ⠀⠀⢿⡀⠘⢳⡀⠈⣙⣶⡖⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠌⢳⠀⢼⣦⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⢷⣤⣤⠙⠚⠁⠀⠙⠦⣄⡀⠀⢀⣠⠗⠂⠔⡸⠀⠈⠟⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣷⣤⣜⣄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠁⠐⠒⠉⢠⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⣻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠷⢿⣷⣤⣴⣿⠿⢛⣵⣿⡿⢤⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣺⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠛⠉⠁⠁⣽⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣄⣀⢴⡻⣿
MY MEOW BEAST IS A LITTLE THIEF OF MEAT. HE GRABBED SOME OF THE MINCED MEAT I BOUGHT AND RAN AWAY.
~She sprO~ink O~n my gl~Oingy until I plO~nkO~ ~#nsfwe~
right onnn cousinnn. yoh i like ya magicks we gotta rendezvoo sometime @
jajajajajjaa shittt of carse. thtupid me. yo you are kinda ragdolly aincha @
✧જ⁀ I miss him!!! But!!! My aim is getting better!!! d:DD !!! #positive =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
[NA] is now online! :D
B33 < mew got it right
In a very silly mood this morning.
wh0 up wunglin' they h0g? #megid0p0sting #suggestive
vwake up kids newv strifekind just dropped.
well, i'm not *great* 6ut i sure as hell ain't as 6lue as i was last night, so that's somethin'. pro6a6ly gonna hit the hay here in just a seC. just gotta let my thinkpan CatCh up to the reality that i ain't got nothin' else to do today, pff.
Motherfuckers seeM real curious bout Me lately. not that iM coMplaining Q: what if i MaDe you soMe soup? A: FUCK YEAH SOUP! i got a DooDle for this actually
B33c < then i think youll get a chance
Do you... not get to wear what ya want?
B33 < do you want to?
i dunno, 6ut i reCkon you'd look Cute in it if ya did. u◡u
pizza is a heated topic here i see ill keep that in mind thank you for the rapture in my notifs everyone keep it up
ALRIGHT. I'LL LET YOU HAVE THAT ONE. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE PEOPLE START THINKING I'M NO LONGER A HUMORLESS BASTARD. I HAVE A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD.
he loves being silly he just wont admit it
hes literally addicted to being silly btw dont listen to him
hmmmm ill consider it
I MEAN YOU DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE. I'VE HAD TOO MUCH WHIMSY THOUGH. I'M FULL. STUFFED. I COULDN'T HAVE ANOTHER BITE. MY DIGESTIVE TRACK (WHICH IS WHERE I'VE DECIDED THE WHIMSY GOES) IS LIABLE TO RUPTURE AND LEAK GASTROINTESTINAL FLUID AND HALF-DIGESTED WHIMSY INTO THE REST OF MY BODY, NEGATIVELY AFFECTING MY LONG-TERM HEALTH AND PRIMING ME FOR FURTHER MEDICAL ISSUES DOWN THE LINE. LIKE I SAID. I'M GOOD.
i make an alt thats wokeathan for my woke moments and its just my picture with a bigger worse mustache photoshopped onto it
a new fighter enters the ring rolling it was not previously considered and you should pat yourself on the back for that alone
rolling up that slice like toothpaste so i guess hamburger style
=nyoom= I'm so proud of every last one of you who caught it in your mouths. I could start crying.
=nyoom= Think fast chucklenuts. [throws a cheese pastry at you]
were cancelling karkat for being mean to jade
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you are coo!
This Is Some Of You, I Fear.
¡ have no ¡dea who 7he pe$7er je$7er ¡$ bu7 7hey $ound coo!
☘︎h my g☘︎sh its #y☘︎u!! :}}}
HERE YEE HERE YEE I need every twink ☘︎n this website, especially @serendipit☘︎usC☘︎mpany t☘︎ kn☘︎w that my acc☘︎unt is a twink safe space :}} #twinkpride #twinkally
★彡 [h@ppY lEsbI@n d@Y cOmE On dOwn tO mY cIrcUs Of @mIrthmEnt @nd shOw Ur prIdE Or wh@tEv@!] 彡★
✧જ⁀ Big energy for the big day!!! Gotta stay active!!! Gotta stay moving!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
✧જ⁀ Hello!!! Goooo talking!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
>(^= MΦRE KITTIES =^)< >(^= MΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦRE =^)<
feel the PAIN on your SKIN no one else will feel this PAIN only YOU will feel this PAIN NO ONE ELSE NO ONE ELSE WILL EXPERIENCE EXTERNAL ENDLESS PAIN
E G G
50metIme5 y0u g0tta 5It d0wn and a5k y0ur5elf: "am I actually hungry/h0rny, 0r am I ju5t b0red?"
1 SUR33 HOP33 NO ON33 ST33PS on th1s block of 1C33 and 6o33s fly1n6 1nto th33 torm33nt n33xus AAAAAAAAAA A A AA A A AAAAA6JSMJFTKAT1JATK1TA That's what 1t sounds l1k33 wh33n h33 st33ps on th33 1c33 #1c33almostrhym33sw1thass #ASS #ASSASAADASDDAS #1hav33notsl33pt1nthr33cycl33s
I Am Going To Pretend I Did Not See That, Actually. #mypeace #mydenial
EvEry70nE is 4 littlE g47
paw man! im sorry :cc
anypawdy wana smoke sum boof wit me? #substance
:> https://64.medi^.tumblr.com/e8299^b72c7d60147^410270e074c1b4/^4b8c^633^4c31f7-eb/s1280x1920/428767816efcf68140e17d16^^fb5427942c^d65.jpg I perform psychic d^m^ge bl^st ^nd go to sleep. #suggestive I suppose but I ^m very ^w^re I look silly ^nd I’m enjoying it. <:
c< i Need 2 get gayer.... >c
I'm glad yxu understand! It's sx hard tx find like-minded individuals. Especially when I steal frxm a lxt xf pexple, but, y'knxw! Details!
Stealing is fun and everyxne shxuld dx it.
((I was not expecting to see Chattering Lack of Common Sense!! Nice!))
i think i'm gonna lay on the floor and stare at the Ceiling until either it Collapses on me or i pass out, so keep that in mind for all of my following Chitts. this is floor Chitting.
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HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
✧જ⁀ If there isnt pain, theres very little gain!!! Ankles heal!!! Banana peel!!! Youll be doing flips and more in no time!!! I believe in your healing prowess!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
mY LiKe dAvE AsSiGnEd mOo sOnA Or sOmEtHiN (o:
⧃ “Work your ass off. There is no magic pill.”
h0lds uup a pictuure 0f a silly cat 0f s0rts. (y0uu have t0 imaginne it)
might post another sweet picture of me later on... only because i feel uber confident right now...
✧જ⁀ Gooooood time of night wherever youre at!!! The adrenaline from the big game I played in ♯2?! lights ago is finally wearing off!!! I think!!! My hands are less shaky at least and thats never a bad thing!!! d:D =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
well that'd just make y'more lovea6le, friend! ^◡^
yo wsg yall who up chittng they r type shit
y'do seem pretty lovea6le!
⚇ GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ⚇ REMEMBER TO NEVER GET BETTER! ⚇ STAY MAD AT STUPID SHIT! ⚇ RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!!! ⚇ DIE FOR FOREVER!!!!!!!! ⚇
i respect it. just Make sure you got an outlet ;o)
there aint no pressure to be lewD sib! if ya wanna be a freak be a freak anD if ya Dont then Dont!
HONK SHOO M1M1M1.
i posteD bulge before but not often i get to posting nook enjoy #wiDewifeweDnesDay ;o)
I'm going to need a drink for this.
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im so tired usghhhh i need a drink or two
《 💣︎☜︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎⚐︎ 💣︎⚐︎☼︎✋︎ 》 YΩu all shΩulΔ give πe carrΩts anΔ apples. I'Δ be a very happy stalliΩn if y'all ΔiΔ. :Ω) 《 👎︎☜︎✌︎❄︎☟︎ 🕈︎✌︎✋︎❄︎💧︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ☠︎⚐︎ ⚐︎☠︎☜︎ 》
Smiling at yxu all sx kindly and nxn-threateningly.
^^i think, just for VarietY, We should talk about something non-game-related and sfW!^^ ^^(not that there's anYthing Wrong With nsfW! i loVe it ~W^ )^^ ^^and of course the game brings up a lot of complicated feelings for eVerYone, eVen if our session Was probablY for the best^^ ^^but anYWaY! i'm curious What fetch modus eVerYone uses!^^ ^^personallY i use the fetch fetch modus.^^ ^^the cards shoot out and flY all oVer the place, and i haVe to catch the one corresponding to the item i Want^^ ^^Which can be tough...mY light aspect helps, though.^^ ^^and You? :O^^
pounce wish pawll gud nite! pounce h33r to spurread da gud!
YOU WOULD BE AMAZED AT HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE FUCKED AROUND WITHOUT FINDING A SINGLE THING OUT!
✧જ⁀ It is time for this guy to hit the showers!!! Goodlight everyone!!! Get some rest yourselves and make sure to PUMPED for what tomorrow brings!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
| dntt cree who uu r wht cAste u r whAtt creAturee u r whAt gendr u Are | W|LL be yourr frend we W|LL get A sweeeet tret togthr And we W|LL hAve FUN :D AND MOSTTT |MPORTTNTLY | LUVV U :)
O-> Hmm... I Am, "O+ver It", And Thinking Abo+ut Lo+vely Yo+ung Men Again 🥰
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[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- -∊V-∊N RȺNDΩM P-∊ΩPL-∊ ȺR-∊ ☪︎ȺLLƗNG M-∊ DYMƗ-∊ ΩR DƗM-∊ FFFFfffFFUU☪︎|⟨! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Motherfucker isn't even helping me wrangle the guy he's just still trying to do handstands on his stupid pumpkin head.
> 2o uhh TLDR: don't 2moke hypercompre22ed weed that 2h1t w1ll 2entence you to 2GRUB at 2ome po1nt #2ub2tance2 <
Haunter? I hardly know... *sudden sense of foreboding* *turns around* *there's nothing there but an occ↑ied silence* *looks back at the camera slightly alarmed*
maplehoof will enver say bad word ever again😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺 SO SORRY❗️❗️❗️❗️😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
maplehoof was angery she is sorry for saying bad word 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺 plis forgive maplehoof she is SORRY!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
gooD you got better i guess?
Did you know octopuses have 3 hearts? Surely they don’t need THAT much.
Hmm.. maybe that’s why they latch on with their tentacles so hard! Octopodes are truly unique creatures.
iM literally so nice :o)
aight back on My shit Q: Favorite thing to Do with hatchets?! Like sports!!! A: i think ya got Me confuseD with another clown? i Dont use that shit. i either use a cuDgel or My bare prongs if i gotta tear into a Motherfucker. now when it coMes to hatchets noboDy uses eM better than brother IsoDor! shoutout! :o)
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✨🍭🕷️ jigsaw voice: hello boy drumming his own lap while the profaggressor is speaking. can you stop. 🕷️🍭✨
✧જ⁀ Do it anyway, start your own crowd!!! A crowd to gather from all around and get loud!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
✧જ⁀ Throwing!!! Jumping!!! Skipping!!! Juggling!!! Vibrating in place!!! Opportunities are endless!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
✧જ⁀ Call me one of them barkfiends or whatever but when I see ⚾︎s being mentioned I get excited because I think were talking ab⚾︎ut some good ol #sports ⚾︎s!!! Then I realize theyre talking ab⚾︎ut shame globes and I get disappointed! :( #nsfw #suggestive?! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎ ✧જ⁀ This aint from anything specific tonight just what Ive seen since joining! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
🧹🧽 <cleans floors. cleans floors. why restock? why plumb? why tickets? fuck you. i'm good. best ever. last guy. fucking sucked. you forget. because cleans. cleans rocks. ten reasons. propaganda spreader.
hehe okay *jumps out window*
They d0n't fuckign 7ie, Sp4ce-ship w0rk turns y0u int0 4 DEM0N 0nce y0u're b4ck 0n p74nnet. i fee7 7ike my energy is c0ming b4ck 20x f4ster th4n it used t0.
hehehe
✧જ⁀ Never sleep!!! Strive and Strife!!! Stay awake until only you remain!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
AND AT LAST! 11 SHOTS OF ALCOHOL! I COULDN'T BE FUCKD TO READ THE LABEL NOW! CONGRATS CHITTR DOT ING YOU FUCKIN DID IT. 11 INBOXES POSTED IN A SINGLE. HOUR. GOOD GOG. HOW DO PEOPLE USE THIS SITE DAILY. NOW IF YOU. EXCUSE ME. THE HATE-WIFE'S METALLIC ARMS. ARE CALLING TO. ME. GOODLIGHT EVERYON AND FUCK YOU ALL!1!
oh my god aww awww im joyous and whimsical now
i think seeing you juggle things would entertain me lots
oh yay will you entertain me
it tskes nothing to gef nme to say yes incthis state
nah sib. twinks are skinny DuDes often gay
✧જ⁀ Too much is never enough!!! Express so much someone could call it a locomotive!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
WE'RE AT 9 SHOTS AND COUNTING! IT'S A GOOD THING THAT ROXY HAS A LARGE SUPPLY OF ALCOHOL. THEY'RE DOING BETTER AND RARELY DRINK AS MUCH AND I'M PROUD OF THEM FOR IT. LOOK AT THAT! ANOTHER INBOX! THAT'S FUUUUUCKING 10!!!
fOr nOw, I shAll slEEp In thE Old wOOdEn trAIlEr, lIkE clOwns Of Old...
✧જ⁀ Spread happiness!!! Spread cheer!!! Spread butter on toast!!! Express yourself the way you want to!!! #positive =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
AHH I ALMOST FORGOT A FACT TONIGHT >XO!!!! day 5 of halloween facts until its time! 5: people used to wear masks and costumes outside do roaming ghosts would mistake them for a fellow spirit!
I Am lOOkIng fOrwArd tO slEEpIng In my Own cUpE tOmOrrOw wIth my mAtEsprIt And my cUrsEd ArtIfActs And my mAny clOwn pOrtrAIts I hAvE hUng Up thAt cOmfOrt mysElf And clEArly AlsO mAtEsprIt chIxIE I cAnnOt wAIt
c< tHis eNergy driNK gOt Me MelaNcHOly as fucK crazy HOw tHat HappeNs >c
LOAFS ON YOU AND PREVENTS YOU FROM SCROLLING AWAY!!
phantom of the opera but instead of Christine doing an opera like a legend the opera is instead screams of agony trying hard to sing along
oh. right. i guess. good for you or some shit like that.
ok. seriously. hows everyone hanging.
✧જ⁀ Goooo faygo!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
✧જ⁀ Wowzers!!! So many people are hyped up tolight!!! And hyped up on hopefully sports-legal #substances!!! Goooo sports!!! Goooo proper dosages!!! Goooo improper dosages!!! Goooo home tired so, so tired =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
...FUCK IT, REAL SHOTS WITH WATER AS A CHASER. FEELING WHIMSICAL TOLIGHT
I'M TAKING A SHOT(OF WATER) EVERY TIME I SEE AN INBOX POSTED FOR THE NEXT HOUR. THIS AIN'T ME HARPING, I RECOGNIZE THAT I'M THE ASSHOLE AND THAT I COME OFF AS SUCH, AND I UNDERSTAND THE CHASING OF THE BAG. HOWEVER CONSIDER THIS: I'M BORED AND DRANK TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
(( *points at this dog* observe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/99169d6903a5.png
deficiency? uh yeah man thats where they usually are
you evwer just vwanna lay in mud. thats the mood tonight.
I Oft hOpE thAt If OnE thInks Of A clOwn, thEy thInk Of mE thAt Is pErhAps A tAd sElfIsh bUt I cAnnOt chAngE thAt dEsIrE It Is nIcE tO bE A gOOd ExAmplE Of sOmEthIng
c< alrigHt, sure >c
http2://φile.garden/agVOWpMouzVg953h/Halloween%20pic.png I Have. lo2t a bet, And thu2 needed to wear thi2 and po2t it publicly on chittr. On the good 2ide. a2 hot a2 they come 2o at the very lea2tt you get a Bomb φucking view. #2ugge2tive
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DEREK STRIDER IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HUMANY FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG. AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT COM: "DEREK STRIDER, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
✧જ⁀ Thats how I feel when Im playing ⚾︎ut there in the field!!! Its GREAT!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
Do you think bird2 fly lik3, 2trictly for bird bu2in322 or do you think th3y do it for fun2i32 2om3tim32 too
this room is massive, holy
c< i liKe bOxes.... cOzy >c
--E√ Yeah, I left Gl'bgolyb behind. Hopefully, the next fuchsia had a betʇer experience.
THANK YOU ALL FOR CLEARING THAT UP. I UNDERSTAND NOW THAT 'DM' AND 'PM' ARE INTERCHANGEABLE. IN LIGHT OF THIS, I SHALL THROW MY HAT INTO THE RING AND PROPOSE A THIRD TERM: 'DAD MAIL', PERTAINING TO MY PERSONAL INBOX.
my m@irail finally drew what i've been seein' in the distance. fr@m what i can tell, i'm still quite a ways away fr@m this thing, it seems quite large, but i'm @n my way t@ S@METHIN'!! @u@ https://art.ngfiles.c@m/images/8162000/8162754_3780679_tubet@ad_s@mething-in-the-v@id.24d6c368f463b217feb0c394ad0518b8.webp?f1791244090
hm... ant on the vwall... buge...
xx_today....._iz_a_GUD_DAY_xx
2'po23 that2 fair
2om3tim32 I dr3am about ch3323
wEll It sEEms All Of thE #chIttrcArnIvAl stUff hAs bEEn pAckEd Up! thAnk yOU tO EvEryOnE whO AttEndEd bOth nIghts, And I lOOk fOrwArd tO nExt tImE!
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚I shall see how she takes to it, thank you for your suggestion!!
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Indeed! But I do not wish for there to be much mess involved.
Let's spin around in circles t'gether ^^
home run.
* YOU DONT NEED TO MAKE BIG SHOTS * YOUR KNIFE DOESNT NEED TO BE BLACK * YOUR HAMMER NEED NOT BE OF JUSTICE * YOUR MAGIC NEED NOT BE MEW MEW OR CUTIE * BUT YOUR WORLD MUST REVOLVE!
CLASSIC ERA BLOBO OF THE GREAT AND FANTASTIC IKONOS @GROOVYKOSMONAUT I'VE BEEN NEEDING TO POST FOR A WHILE NOW #OOC
all of you dont understand TRUE silliness... I AM BEING SILLY ALL THE TIME... this is my power...
F0R MY 4DM1R3R5. 50RRY N0 84R3 7175 F0R Y0U 8U7 1 4M FUCK1N9 H07 50
$-$-$ wut up ch!ttr nattttt!on™
How!!!!!! Am I meant to find safe friends if I can't meet up with them to figure out if they're safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Memory recorded𓆪
DaMn i lost the post/reply but i coulDa sworn soMeboDy saiD "purple nook is the best" anD i was gonna rechit that when the feeD refresheD so iMMa just assuMe that was all in My pan anD claiM that thought as My own! i Mean i aint hearD coMplaints YET so it MUST be true ;o)
ᓚᘏᗢ ! w!ssssh ! had someone to g!ggle w!th as we bra!ded each otherss ha!r. ! m!sssssSs daysSs l!ke thosse𓁺
⏾ Dat's what I be sayin'.
// I must up the Iodine stocks By tridesert https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/mousedoctor_com.png
📺 At least s𐌏 pe𐌏ple are aware, my b𐌏ss, @r𐌏ugar𐌏u𐌓ampage, d𐌏es n𐌏t 𐌏𐌅erw𐌏rk me. He's quite a g𐌏𐌏d b𐌏ss. I am, h𐌏we𐌅er, incredibly neur𐌏tic and need c𐌏nstant stimulati𐌏n, and I stress him 𐌏ut m𐌏re than he d𐌏es me.
⏾ Issa casin﴾ ﴿ res﴾ ﴿rt, baby. G﴾ ﴿tta make sh﴾ ﴿' tr﴾ ﴿lls ain't tryna cheat ma shit a cause pr﴾ ﴿blems ﴾ ﴿n ma pr﴾ ﴿perty. I g﴾ ﴿t like 4 ﴾ ﴿f dem.
Cooooleest peersoon oon chiittr ooveer heeree. ( ◜‿◝ )
...♡ IM SO GLAD ALPHYS RECOMMENDED ME CHITTR! THERE ARE SOME BEAUTIFUL MONSTERS AND HUMANS ON HERE.
I DON'T CARE TO SEE YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT PITCH FLIRTING BY THE WAY. RARELY DO I SEE PEOPLE GRASPING THE TRUE COMPLEXITY OF QUADRANTS IN PERSON, AND I IMAGINE IT'S NOT GOING TO BE SO DIFFERENT HERE.
...♡ IM HAVING A SHOW IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES AND I CANT DECIDE WHETHER TO WEAR HOT PINK OR BARBIE PINK.
There's a weird amount of hatched purples in this brood... usually it's between six hundred to eight hundred... this time it's a thousand...Zzz
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ That's good. █ Glad you had fun.
thanks for trying man
then we’ll have to see if we (an’t test that out sometime!
AAnd yoovv stiill looook svvpeer cooool #staayloovvdaandproovvd
MAKING CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES *AND* FRENCH TOAST. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST BRUNCH KNOWN TO ANYONE
Shaariing iis caariing by thee waay
aite ive been on this vacay 4 a few days time 2 get wasted #substance
You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! The rain’s gone away again, and it’s bright sunny day already. Hope you all enjoyed your walk outside this morning as much as I did! And if you haven’t popped outside yet, I recommend it! Starting us off right, we’ve got “Anything Goes” by Cole Porter. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
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G1V3 M3 4 SK4T3BO4RD 4ND YOU'LL S33 TR1CKS YOUR 3Y3S WONT B3L13V3
--E√ I'm up and at'em.
B;33 < f33l furry too
B33 <*ac paws mew face and curls up on ur lap* B33 < meow mew meow
⚇ Hilarities 15:42 ⚇ "A heart to hold you, a spade to spar with you, a diamond to defend you and a club to calm you. In this, a full suit will sustain you. Don't neglect it all for no reason, now, and go up to the Carnival with no one's hand to hold." ⚇
OOC: Your name is FRESCA PERCUS. You are no longer HIVELESS, as you were for much of your life. You currently live in the frond of a COMMUNAL HIVESTEM, the only hive you can afford without DRASTIC ACTION. You much prefer life on THE OPEN ROAD, but those days are behind you for now. Currently, you BARTEND at a DUBIOUSLY LEGAL HEMOANONYMOUS VOLUNTARY-INTOXICATION ESTABLISHMENT. Once, you were the DRUMMER of a TOURING PUNK BAND, but as previously mentioned, those days appear to be behind you. You still make MUSIC sometimes, typically somewhere around the HYPERPOP genre, though you don't constrain yourself. You also occasionally CODE, though rarely with any success, because you are NOT THAT SMART due to NEVER BEING SCHOOLFED, which is okay, because you make up for it by being VERY SWEET. You are also a bit of a VILLAGE TWO WHEEL DEVICE when it comes to MOIRALLEGIANCE, and also SEX. This is made a bit complicated due to your HEMOANONYMOUS LIFESTYLE, but you make do. Your trolltag is decadentBeatmistress and { you speak in a rithmic, | singsong manner ‖ and you also cant spell big words! │▌ Fresca is kinky, so content warning for cnc, hypnosis, masochism, and other sorts of edgeplay. Yaay! Feel free to say hi, hit on her, objectify her, or threaten her. She likes it! REFS (last two are #nsfw!)
Wait I forgot. I give you some pats on the head and a chocolate chip cookie, you’re such a good boy, a very good very pretty boy.
INTRO POST !! OOC EXTREMELY important b4 we start, this is an account made for a friend specifically ( @butterFliesinmytummy ), so you'll see me mostly interact w their ocs. I'm totally okay and love interacting w others ofc, but just a heads up. I'm a big captor fan tho, not to mention a goldblood soldier. You'll most likely recognise my style in other accounts ;) INT. I'm alright w pretty much anything, sfw/nsfw interactions alike, though you'll rarely see me initiating anything. I'm not a chittr professional and i'm honestly crazy awkward, so most if not all of my posts will come with a piece of art from me myself and i, since it just makes it easier. I'm an artist people, not a typer. With that said i love dms and I love PLANS!!! like i said, don't be scared to int. ABOUT SOLLUX CAPTOR ; apocalypse kind NOTE THAT I MIGHT CHANGE HIS LORE, it's not well thought of and i'm pretty ehh about it. Follows canon up until the end of their session. The trolls are able to beat sgrub, their success changing their dynamics deeply. Sollux is a bit more detached, choosing to enjoy the new life they built more than anything. He has no care for the politics of this new world, soo he just rolls with whatever his more committed friends go with. He's pretty similar to HSBC Sollux, except that it's a bit worse. The fight with Eridan did not occur, he's just as haunted as always, though the voices have the decency to be a bit less annoying now; there's no world ending event anymore after all. This earth is pretty segmented, the group made sure to keep it close to home, but humans still live there too i guess. I'm annoyed with how lazy his lore is, but this is all you get for now alr.. trust me i'll work more on it. https://cdn.corenexis.com/f/avNgxQEnxsm.png
☆gog why are you all such mopes this morning it is Killing my momentum☆
not a pro6lem, friend. u◡u
8=l < Posted this last night but I think it's a fine picture 8=l < So posting it again this morning 8=l < Autumn makes me feel a tad melancholy 8=l < It's the first one I've e%perienced in four thousand years
oh this is really Cute aCtually
STATUS . ONLINE good morniing actually can 2omeone fact check ii thiink iive had about 30 miinute2 of 2leep and iit2 ju2t from bull2hiittiing all niight 2o ii eiither diid wake up at an iinappropriiate tiime or ju2t 2lept all the niight through and woke at an iinappropriiate tiime anyway eiither way thii2 2uck2 and iim hungry yall heariing more about me 2oon when ii have 2omethiing more than chiip2 iin my 2y2tem http2://cdn.corenexii2.com/f/YlT56FbJFT5.png
[packageHandler (pH) is now AWAY] 6aCk to work. work work work till i die die die.
8=l < Pretty people on my dash 8=l < A good morning
// this is COMPLETELY irrelevant to IC or to anyone Droog never uses <> by itself. He will always use it in combination with something. So if he mediates you sometimes, it's just a pity. HOWEVER, if he ever singularly pity reacts, he thinks either the post was super sad or just really pitiable.
♦ I don't care if you're a clown or not; you can still get beaten to a bloody pulp with a pipe, be fashionable or die. There's some #motivation for ya.
so much purple tolight! wow....y myss her dearlii.... gosh y need to ease up on the drynks! lyfe's a partii, there's no tyme to be sad!!!! ::]
Midnight City Update: Spades Slick spotted in gay bar? Fork spotted in kitchen!
sorry forgot to say MIDNIGHT CITY UPDATE i'm pissed off and my ass is wet
-_-_-_ T🔍︎ say, I d🔍︎ respect my cl🔍︎wn br🔍︎thers and sisters. They're purple; I'm purple. I l🔍︎ve em. Als🔍︎, purple is a great c🔍︎l🔍︎r; it g🔍︎es with a l🔍︎t 🔍︎f things. Eh. S🔍︎me c🔍︎l🔍︎rs wash it 🔍︎ut, but what can ya d🔍︎?-_-_-🔎❗
i do wonder why every Darling Teal i meet always says im a failiure to the caste. I suppose they Quite Dislike the fact i went against their snobby suits and ties and Legislacerator work, to instead work in a line more suited to a fox such as myself.
*、i 10V3 PURP13！⚡️
I BLOCK BASED ON THIS TOI: TIME OF IRRITATION. YOU IRRITATE ME; I BLOCK.
O-> Ho+nk ! 🥰
honk ( Lots of purple tonight,lemme join the party )
Wooaahoohh ookaay wriitiing thaat doown. Goooodniight bvvddy
Wiisee AAND fvvnny. Hoow dooees iit feeeel too bee soo cooool
I enjoy this sm★ll cre★ture ★nd its te★chings. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b611b★316cf5.png
Hi i am Troll Chris Redfield
A SILLY TWO-DOLLAR WORD FOR SILLY PEOPLE.
LESS ANNOYING, MORE QUAINT THAN ANYTHING.
uppy?
Thaat's fvvnniieer thaan theeiir veersiioon oof iit soo II caan aacceept thiis oonee
𝕚 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕'𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
NOO NOO NOOT FROOM YOOVV YOOVV'REE HIILAARIIOOVVS
♦ jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle :O) ♣
tHe hOnKs aRe bIoLoGiCaL.
tꙮday's lucky number - 654321 - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
sLiDiNg aCrOsS ThE FlOoR WiTh mY AsScHeEkS.
wouldve been hilarious
OOh yeeaah thaat's faaiir yoovv'ree #hiilaariioovvs
the goatman.
ive seen a lot of people share what they look like and i figure why not join?? this is me!! :D
Some liights II miiss hiim....but my aiim iis gettiing better! Thiis iis why II'm a mediiculler and not a comediian ::‹
(( back with more art from my friend lalala https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2f235cc18447.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c74f0081eaf.png ))
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bIg gIaNt cLoWn lAdY CrUsHeS YoUr pElViS WhIlE YoU MoThErFuCkInG DiE AsMr
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I switched drawing applications today. I may have to switch back. Attempting to decipher the new onslaught of hieroglyphic symbols they call features would take me much longer than I have. Even if I wasn't on a time crunch here, I would likely still choose to go back to the comforts of my original application, where it was just me, myself, and the beautiful digital brush installed onto it by default. Today I went for a fly for the first time in a few years. It took everything out of me, and I've been recovering on my couch ever since. But gods, was it ever wonderful to feel the breeze again.
Beanbags arre just boneless sofas.
I see.
🥛drinking Milk By The Gallon Wow🐄
Don’t challenge me to. a hotdog eating contest, you. know I can. throat more #glizzy than you. any day of the week
fuck it. im going to do something reckless and stupid and selfish.
Some thoughts should. stay as. inside thoughts. But. on the other hand. it’d be funny to make them. outside. thoughts
C>-- yeeessss.yessss.t·t·this is t·t·the . ant·t·ticipat·t·ted result·t·t .
B33 < hammock time B33 < gotta stretch the wings out h33h33
Night @ut with @c@tchingMycelium ^_^ #s@turd@y
HELL yeah they Dont call us circus FREAKS for nothin ;o)
wouldnt it be fucked if all the god tiers stayed at the same age they leveled up as and we only got older every time we died until were super fucking old and get caught in a cycle of dying constantly from old age over and over #death #iamfeelingthecoldmedicine #substance
Hell. yeah, don’t we. all
u know what? i love my moirail and i want 2 remind ppl of that again bc i friggin can so <> <> <> I LOVE MY MOIRAIL <> <> <>
Bulges soo fat they have girth certificates! ^u^
Theey'll liikee eeaat yoovv oor soomeethiing
8=l < Thirty minutes until my watch party
ᕙ⟨ THE HULKSTER HAS AN INQUIRY FR THE GRACIUS N MIRTHFUL HSTS F THIS EVENT, ᏔHERE ᏔULD THIS SIBLING BE FUND?! ⟩ᕤ
"POKEMON!"
Oh, and I’ve been practicing. I can move 76% of the upper body now.
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ NIGHT TW◕ ◕F THE CARNIVAL ◕PENS S◕◕N!!! CAN'T WAIT T◕ SEE Y◕U MIRTHFUL M◕THERFUCKERS ALL THERE!!
woe double team spamming flying types upon ye #sarapics #pokemon
"hii! jvvst waanteed too saay yoovv seeeem reeaally niicee!!" Woow hii thaank yoovv II AAM reeaally niicee
HELLO. HERE IS THE HASHTAG PROOF THAT ONE TROLL ASKED FOR. DONT EVER FUCKING DOUBT ME AGAIN. THE HASHTAG FULL BODY JIGGLE IS REAL. https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/JIGGLE%20JIGGLE.gif #nsfw
Fvvnniieest peersoon oon chiittr ooveer heeree
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨm dȺn☪︎Ɨng Ɨn ♱ⴵ-∊ rȺƗn! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
certifiable no thoughts head empty hours
Yoovv'ree weelcoomee yoovv'ree weelcoomee yoovv'ree WEELCOOMEE ( ◜‿◝ )
Congratulations. I am going to send my level 14 Abra at you now.
8=l < When you suddenly get that crushing feeling in your chest that you want to kill someone 8=l < Not anyone in partic001ar, you weren't wronged 8=l < But to feel flesh and bone crush in your hands, and b100d cascade over your fingers 8=l < And life leave their eyes 8=l < I hope these new meds start working sooner
:> Spe^king ^s your loc^l non-troll: you c^n sleep with ^nything th^t is ^n ^dult ^nd consents, but m^ke sure you know enough ^bout its biology, person^lity, ^nd intelligence first to ensure you don't suffer ill effects ^fterw^rd. A lesson I know is w^sted on m^ny, but I still feel it's worth mentioning. <:
Oh! Greetin's!
#GLAGGLEPOSTING