── ✦ D⚢ES ANY⚢NE ELSE QUESTI⚢N H⚢W TIME AND SPACE W⚢RKS ⚢N THIS WEBSITE. H⚢W ARE WE ALL CHATTING HERE FR⚢M DIFFERENT W⚢RLDS. WHAT THE FUCK IS A HUMAN?
Nah It Hurts My Pan, I Just Roll With It
A human is a wretched little bag of meat with opinions.
very strange creature some compare t+em to ookbeasts and some to pink beasts t+eir system of reproduction is frankly disgusting and extremely inefficient
hUmans are intelligent bipedal mammals, largely analogoUs to trolls in many respects. in fact, mUch of their pop cUltUre mirrors that of both alternian and beforan trolls! trolls created the Universe hUmans originated, yoU see, so echoes of their cUltUral identity remained. it's also likely that the Universe favoUrs bipedal life, given cherUbim and carapacians appear to be Universal constants, thoUgh that opens the door to coUntless clUckbeast-and-egg style qUestions that are best left to philosophers.