#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
g get one o of his e entire body a and bite him in half :)
take it to the next naturall step, shove it all in a bllender and make an eridan goop. god knows hes been begging for it his wholle llife
Tell me about it, mew~ reminds me of my cousin he does that shit too, it's especially weird eating a steak in the shape of a family member, mew~ 💖✨
I don't believe that makes for a pleasant doughnut eating experience I will be honest with you
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The Carb.o°nated Caravanserai c.o°mes with a N.o° Eridan Shapes guarantee the .o°nly stall here which managed t.o° get a license f.o°r such
OKAY, THAT I$ TRUE. BUT ALL THE FUCKING CHIP$ ARE $HAPED LIKE HI$ HAIR $WOOP.
AND THAT'$ WHY I ALWAY$ GO TO YOU FOR MY MOUNTAIN $PEW. DAP ME UP
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