[RATS] <[It's true that I just had the WORST night on the job ever. But it's IMPORTANT TO NOTE that if you HEAR sobbing and crying in a toilet stall, it's NOT ME!]
[IRON MAIDEN] <[It really ISN'T that important! Probably some OVERWORKED intern, that's all!]
unimpꙮrtant things are the mꙮst impꙮrtant things ever. we need tꙮ investigate this dꙮwn tꙮ each task that intern was suppꙮsed tꙮ dꙮ. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
[WATERBOARDING] <[Can you please not make my work any harder that it needs to be.]
i'm never trying tꙮ get hired anywhere - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
oh but 1f my coworker here 1s unable to go on, 1’ll have to carry the show on my own! actually, that wouldn’t be too bad
Hey, do you need to 🗨 about it? I could bring some TISSUES AND WATER Over. B:o[c
Gotcha!

