Ok steps are one thing. Steps are evil vile inventions but not ONE PERSON told me how deadly ramps were. I was walking and suddenly my face met smooth not grip damp wood. I was rendered horizontal by damp fucking lumber because whomever above decided pissing on us instead of it actually raining was 'beneficial' to 'cut the heat '. If the sun was out right now and putting its metamorphic testies on my face i would accept that more then the piss for rain we got today. Beneficial, more like a mild Inconvenience for people that want to do shit. I mean all it did was make it humid on top of the heat and made things slippery and not the good kind of humid slippery you want in the backseat of the car. No it was sitting in a sauna between two sweaty sumo wrestlers who keep inching closer so they can have a conversation but they dont realize youre in the middle and theyre also manspreading so you cant just stand and move to another spot cause that would draw attention and your have to step between their legs to get to the free spot and like those towels are Hella small and I dont have faith that if they stand to move that their katanas ain't gonna just be free swinging cause its that or like the most obnoxious towel rack ever. But anyways yeah ... fuck the weather today I want fall weather please. #vent #suggestive #nsfw #rambling
