Cowboy Yeehaw
@pugnaciousCaballero
Yeah. That's my name | He/Him | ooc: kingGreed
𓄀 If it was m⌖re s⌖cially acceptable I w⌖ʊld have whisky right n⌖w, bʊt it's w⌖rking h⌖ʊrs. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 As mʊch as I'd like t⌖ agree, I ain't mʊch ⌖f a g⌖⌖d sh⌖t when I'm drinkin. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
That be true...I ain't much of a shot either vwhen I got a good bit of ale in me. #substance
𓄀 Can't have ther best ⌖f b⌖th w⌖rlds. And my w⌖rking partner ain't t⌖⌖ keen ⌖n it. G⌖tta keep a clear head when w⌖rkin, land ⌖r sea. Yeehaw 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
I suppose so.
VWell that be true too but, I just can't really enjoy my vwork vwithout at least a little bit of rum in me. #substance
𓄀 fair en⌖ʊgh, I be w⌖rking f⌖r a c⌖mpany and with m⌖re c⌖mpany n⌖wadays s⌖ I g⌖tta regʊlate it ya kn⌖w 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
I understand it, I mostly drink to keep my spirits high and my temper lowv, vwhen dealing vwith a bunch of landlubbers vwho don't knowv howv to handle a ship, some culling tend to happen. #substance
𓄀 can't relate ʊsʊally g⌖t a h⌖⌖fbeasts t⌖ deal with and ʊs br⌖nzes be real g⌖⌖d with ⌖ʊr animals. h⌖pe ya figʊre it ⌖ʊt 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
꒦꒷♱Ouchin ♱he GrOund Like DAmn SOme♱hin HAppened Hea꒷꒦
꒦꒷My SuspiciOns DOne GO♱ COnfirmed I Pu♱ ♱wO And ♱wO ♱Oge♱her. DO I KnOw ♱he Full S♱Ory? NO Bu♱ We GOn Ge♱ ♱O ♱hA♱.꒷꒦
𓄀 well if ya wanna hear me bellyache ab⌖ʊt it we can talk. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
꒦꒷I LOve S♱Ories I'm COmin Over꒷꒦
𓄀 i set myself ʊp t⌖ get pissed ⌖ff 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
yoouu diid briing uup the aarm aarm he waa2 gooiing too briing uup the buurn2 buurn2 he gaave yoouu yoouu. Boo22 maa22iive L 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
𓄀 get ⌖n ⌖ʊtta my face b⌖th ya get ⌖n my damn nerves. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
my m°irail's taste in pe°ple...
𓄀 charred apparently! 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I am ∵n€-€¥€d, and $ignificantl¥ w∵ꝛ$€⋮
𓄀 n⌖pe, ⌖ne arm, and i g⌖tta be the ⌖ne t⌖ bʊrn it ⌖ff, and ya g⌖tta be pretty bʊilt t⌖⌖, i aint like them skinny m⌖therfʊckers. g⌖tta be ⌖lder than me and i kn⌖w ya aint. and y⌖ʊ g⌖tta piss me ⌖ff by breathin and y⌖ʊ sʊre as fʊck aint d⌖ing that either. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Di$gu$ting, ¥∵u think I am att€m₱ting t∵ c∵m₱€t€ f∵ꝛ ¥∵u, and b€li€v€ I am a twink, n∵ l€$$? H∵w in$ulting⋮ Th∵ugh i w∵uld l ∵ v € t∵ $€€ ¥∵uꝛ att€m₱t at ꝛi₱₱ing an¥thing fꝛ∵m m¥ caꝛa₱ac€⋮ What a j∵k€, ¥∵u aꝛ€ a j∵k€⋮ K€€₱ d∵ing ¥∵uꝛ littl€ ¥a₱₱¥ jig f∵ꝛ m€, j€$t€ꝛ⋮
𓄀 w⌖w y⌖ʊ c⌖mpletley misʊnderst⌖⌖d shit i was saying. im TELLING YA. I aint interested in flirting. I g⌖t my hands fʊll with a m⌖therfʊcker already. n⌖ way. and trʊst me, i can bʊrn anythin t⌖ ash. y⌖ʊ aint special s⌖ftbelly. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . ¥¥∵uꝛ ₱¥ꝛ∵t€chnic$ d∵ n∵t im₱ꝛ€$$ m€⋮ G∵ back t∵ €nt€ꝛtaining gꝛub$, ∵ꝛ ꝛambling ∵n ¥∵uꝛ $∵lil∵qu¥, $€€ing a$ ¥∵u aꝛ€ th€ ∵nl¥ ₱€ꝛ$∵n li$t€ning t∵ what€v€ꝛ ₱∵₱₱¥c∵ck i$ $₱illing fꝛ∵m ¥∵uꝛ li₱$⋮
𓄀 i think ya m⌖re insʊlted that i think y⌖ʊ'd be d⌖g shit ʊgly. twink. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . V€ꝛ¥ v€ꝛ¥ int€ꝛ€$ting, an¥ tꝛ∵ll wh∵ di$lik€$ ¥∵u aut∵maticall¥ b€c∵m€$ $∵m€ whit€ $kinn¥ ₱ꝛick with a l∵$$ ∵f id€ntit¥? H∵w t€lling⋮ ¥¥∵u aꝛ€ $∵ ₱ a i n f u l l ¥ lam€⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . ∵h m¥, cann∵t c∵m₱ꝛ€h€nd $ubt€xt ∵f ¥∵uꝛ ∵wn w∵ꝛd$? Fꝛight€ning⋮
𓄀 @hiMitsʊkatta y⌖ʊ g⌖t a pr⌖blem ⌖r s⌖methin? sh⌖ʊld c⌖nsider that C✹MPLIMENTS. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
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