Cowboy Yeehaw
@pugnaciousCaballero
Yeah. That's my name | He/Him | ooc: kingGreed
𓄀 If it was m⌖re s⌖cially acceptable I w⌖ʊld have whisky right n⌖w, bʊt it's w⌖rking h⌖ʊrs. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 As mʊch as I'd like t⌖ agree, I ain't mʊch ⌖f a g⌖⌖d sh⌖t when I'm drinkin. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
That be true...I ain't much of a shot either vwhen I got a good bit of ale in me. #substance
𓄀 Can't have ther best ⌖f b⌖th w⌖rlds. And my w⌖rking partner ain't t⌖⌖ keen ⌖n it. G⌖tta keep a clear head when w⌖rkin, land ⌖r sea. Yeehaw 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
VWell that be true too but, I just can't really enjoy my vwork vwithout at least a little bit of rum in me. #substance
𓄀 fair en⌖ʊgh, I be w⌖rking f⌖r a c⌖mpany and with m⌖re c⌖mpany n⌖wadays s⌖ I g⌖tta regʊlate it ya kn⌖w 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
I understand it, I mostly drink to keep my spirits high and my temper lowv, vwhen dealing vwith a bunch of landlubbers vwho don't knowv howv to handle a ship, some culling tend to happen. #substance
𓄀 can't relate ʊsʊally g⌖t a h⌖⌖fbeasts t⌖ deal with and ʊs br⌖nzes be real g⌖⌖d with ⌖ʊr animals. h⌖pe ya figʊre it ⌖ʊt 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 i set myself ʊp t⌖ get pissed ⌖ff 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
yoouu diid briing uup the aarm aarm he waa2 gooiing too briing uup the buurn2 buurn2 he gaave yoouu yoouu. Boo22 maa22iive L 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
𓄀 get ⌖n ⌖ʊtta my face b⌖th ya get ⌖n my damn nerves. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 @hiMitsʊkatta y⌖ʊ g⌖t a pr⌖blem ⌖r s⌖methin? sh⌖ʊld c⌖nsider that C✹MPLIMENTS. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
So Whe̶n̶ ̶I̶ Say̶ ̶I̶ Li̶ke̶ My̶ Bron̶ze̶s Wi̶th A Li̶ttle̶ Char ̶I̶t Won̶'t Be̶ A Proble̶m, Ri̶ght?_
𓄀 Here are s⌖me real c⌖wb⌖y tips f⌖r ya. bʊt really it's jʊst bein smart adn n⌖t bʊll-headed. D⌖n't sqʊat with y⌖ʊr spʊrs ⌖n. D⌖n't let ya yearnin's ⌖ʊtrʊn ya earnin's. D⌖n't dig f⌖r Adam's ale ʊnder the ⌖ʊth⌖ʊse. D⌖n't g⌖ in if y⌖ʊ d⌖n't kn⌖w the way ⌖ʊt. D⌖n't fiddle wit sʊmthin' that ain't b⌖therin' ya. nary drive black cattle in the dark. nary appr⌖ach a bʊll fr⌖m the fr⌖nt, a h⌖rse fr⌖m the rear, ⌖r a f⌖⌖l fr⌖m any directi⌖n nary miss a g⌖⌖d chance t⌖ shʊt ʊp nary ask h⌖w beef-headed s⌖me⌖ne is 'caʊse they'll tʊrn ar⌖ʊnd and sh⌖w ya. If ya find yerself in a h⌖le, the first thing t⌖ d⌖ is st⌖p digging. It's better t⌖ keep y⌖ʊr m⌖ʊth shʊt and l⌖⌖k beef-headed than ⌖pen it an pr⌖ve it. If it d⌖esn't seem w⌖rth the eff⌖rt, it pr⌖lly ain't Jʊst 'caʊse tr⌖ʊble c⌖mes visiting d⌖esn't mean ya 'ave ta ⌖ffer it a place t' sit d⌖wn. Lettin' the cat ⌖ʊtta the bag is a wh⌖le l⌖t easier than pʊttin' it back. Natʊre gave ʊs all s⌖mething t⌖ fall back ⌖n, and s⌖⌖ner ⌖r later we all land flat ⌖n it. The qʊickest way t⌖ d⌖ʊble y⌖ʊr m⌖ney is t⌖ f⌖ld it ⌖ver and pʊt it back int⌖ y⌖ʊr p⌖cket. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 i'm sʊre there a few bʊt I ain't hear ab⌖ʊt em caʊse it's been w⌖rk great f⌖r me. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 fʊcking stʊpid fish bitch m⌖therfʊcker. pissing me ⌖ff. "save a h⌖rse" i'm g⌖nna sh⌖ve my f⌖⌖t ʊp y⌖ʊr ass. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
̶N̶ot ̶U̶n̶de̶rstan̶di̶n̶g The̶ Proble̶m He̶re̶._
̶I̶ Fe̶e̶l Li̶ke̶ ̶I̶ De̶se̶rve̶ A Tax̶ Bre̶ak, May̶be̶ E̶ve̶n̶ Some̶ Grace̶, Con̶si̶de̶ri̶n̶g ̶I̶ Was The̶ On̶e̶ At Ri̶sk D̶u̶ri̶n̶g Those̶ Ti̶me̶s._
𓄀 the twins disabled my p⌖wers caʊse i was makin' the damn r⌖⌖m t⌖⌖ h⌖t. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
꒦꒷Mr. HeA♱ Miser Over Hea꒷꒦
𓄀 #Ah⌖rajʊgand⌖ Se Encendi⌖ el Beeper - ✹r⌖ S⌖lid⌖ 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 I f⌖rg⌖t t⌖ exist ar⌖ʊn' pe⌖ple, bʊt it aint that big ⌖f a deal. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 i aint been paired with the twins a l⌖t lately, and it's been a cʊrve learnin h⌖w t⌖ w⌖rk with ⌖ther pe⌖ple and n⌖t wanna sh⌖⌖t em dead 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 Every time I see his smʊg ass in my n⌖tificati⌖ns, I get irritati⌖n heatflashes. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
Making the A/C wørk øvertime. x
𓄀 It's ⌖kay, y⌖ʊ aint g⌖tta; it's between me and the sprinkler heads. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
And then subsequently me, the rest øf the patrøns and, skies førbid, the water cømpany. x
I've been hanging arøund vulgar sørts tøø much lately, my apøløgies. x Tø yøur benefit, I shall stay my tøngue. Ør fingers, rather. x
𓄀 I g⌖tta st⌖p being ar⌖ʊnd pe⌖ple wh⌖ piss me ⌖ff. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 I need less pe⌖ple in my life wh⌖ piss me ⌖ff. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 aint wr⌖ng. i'm angry and greedy as hell 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
Why̶? Of All Trolls Y̶o̶u̶ Are̶ We̶ll Aware̶ Of My̶ 'si̶n̶s'._
̶N̶o, B̶u̶t Re̶spon̶di̶n̶g To Y̶o̶u̶ Take̶s Si̶gn̶i̶fi̶can̶tly̶ Le̶ss Ti̶me̶ An̶d E̶ffort._
Care̶f̶u̶l, ̶I̶ Mi̶ght Start To Thi̶n̶k Y̶o̶u̶ Li̶ke̶ Be̶i̶n̶g Ro̶u̶gh Han̶dle̶d._
𓄀 Can't c⌖mplain ab⌖ʊt a stable s⌖ʊrce ⌖f j⌖bs and inc⌖me :/ 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
Se̶e̶ What Y̶o̶u̶r St̶u̶bborn̶n̶e̶ss ̶N̶e̶arly̶ Had Y̶o̶u̶ Mi̶ssi̶n̶g O̶u̶t On̶?_
To Tape̶ ̶I̶n̶to Y̶o̶u̶r '̶u̶n̶cle̶an̶' Si̶de̶? ̶I̶ Be̶t. May̶be̶ ̶N̶ot ̶I̶n̶ P̶u̶bli̶c ̶N̶ow, Hm?_
𓄀 that pʊrple ⌖af came by and asked me t⌖ bʊrn his back. aint sʊre f⌖r what, bʊt I did it. tried n⌖t t⌖ give em 3rd degree bʊrns n' what n⌖t. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 let me clear s⌖me things ʊp i d⌖ n⌖t care jaxx⌖n is a highbl⌖⌖d; my beef with him specifically aint g⌖t N✹THING t⌖ d⌖ with his bl⌖⌖dc⌖l⌖r. his an ⌖af, and he jʊst s⌖ happens t⌖ be pʊrple. that i hate. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 N⌖w why in Sam Hill did I get mediated when HE'S the insʊfferable ⌖ne. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 I'm ign⌖rin' him. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 I refʊse t' talk t⌖ him. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
