Taps the sign. Past 9pm. Don’t trust your thoughts. No, all your friends do not hate you. Send Chit.
i love all my friennds.
And they love you as well!
But, but, but. All my friends hate me, Trollbama. (Said in the most flat voice possible.)
everybody loves me..
That is statistically impossible. They do not hate you, it is likely you just need to go to sleep.
I mean they 'prolly do but it's fine, it's all friendly ribbing until some cataclysmic misunderstanding or emotional flare up drives us apart forever due to our friendship being born from solidarity and mutual goals rather than interests and chemistry and wow okay maybe you're right this isn't feelin' like a joke anymore the longer I type it.
… Glad we could reach that conclusion together, dear constituent. Might I suggest some sleep?
Y'know what yeah it was a long day I might just do that thanks Trollbama. I guess even I ain't immune to the night thoughts.
It is good to admit when rest is needed. I am proud of you and hope you have a restful sleep!