>Lotta detectives around, these days

One of them's already gotten debarred, so I'm not sure how well this fares for the future of crime solving.

Sleuth why does this sound slightly thre★tening?
Because it is. You don't get to become a real sleuth without a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and piss getting literally and metaphorically kicked outta ya.

Ok★y well first of ★ll, I'm Sylink Prot★h, I've met ex★ctly one guy who c★n do th★t. Second of ★ll, how do you kick the piss out someone?
You gotta hit 'em at the right angle. This is also part-a your sleuth training don't worry I'll show you. You gotta, like, tilt your foot at a diagonal angle to get it to work.

Hey listen, I get you're de★d set on tr★ining me to be ★ Sleuth but just so you're ★w★re I h★ven't t★ken my ★dder★ll in like sweeps so I'm prob★bly going to be b★d ★t it.
