
One of them's already gotten debarred, so I'm not sure how well this fares for the future of crime solving.

Sleuth why does this sound slightly thre★tening?
Because it is. You don't get to become a real sleuth without a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and piss getting literally and metaphorically kicked outta ya.

Ok★y well first of ★ll, I'm Sylink Prot★h, I've met ex★ctly one guy who c★n do th★t. Second of ★ll, how do you kick the piss out someone?
You gotta hit 'em at the right angle. This is also part-a your sleuth training don't worry I'll show you. You gotta, like, tilt your foot at a diagonal angle to get it to work.

Hey listen, I get you're de★d set on tr★ining me to be ★ Sleuth but just so you're ★w★re I h★ven't t★ken my ★dder★ll in like sweeps so I'm prob★bly going to be b★d ★t it.
