IM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW #DRIPTIPS SO IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD ONES SUBMIT THEM HERE AND WHO KNOWS YOU MAY SEE THEM IN AN UPCOMING #DRIPTIP!
You son of a bitch I just topped off that toner! If I cared at all what Ace Dick's office looked like I'd have your head!
PLEASE DO NOT BRING FIGHTING AND FIGHTS INTO THE SACRED PEACEFUL GROUNDS OF #DRIPTIPNATION! I ASK FOR YOUR KINDNESS AND LOVE IN THESE TRYING TIMES!
But you don't do you. Now iif you excu2e me, II mu2t now dii2triibute 2ome of the2e paper2 now wiith NOT MY BUTTOX on them two place2 far away and wiide #miightbehiigh #2ub2tance2 #wiillremembernoneofthii2
Fine. That kid's lucky you're quite large and I don't necessarily understand what it is exactly you do otherwise I'd risk it.
I POST HELPFUL TIPS FROM A DRIP CALLED #DTIPTIPS AND ALSO I TIME TRAVEL!
Yeah of course you time travel. Why wouldn't you. Well if I find any hot #driptips in the wild I'll be sure to slide them your way, fella.
THANK YOU! I CANT DO IT ON MY OWN THOUGH I HAVE A TIME MACHINE! YOU SEE YOU GO INSIDE IT AND FOR EVERY MINUTE YOU SPEND INSIDE IT A WHOLE MINUTE PASSES OUTSIDE IT!
Fuckin' incredible. I hate to imagine what the rest of those Feltheads would do without ya.
I THINK THEY WOULD MOSTLY BE HAPPY IM NOT STARTING FIRES AGAIN