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@puppetJade

....and if I saw the truth for what it was, would you free me from this bind?

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 217Kull Score: 4148 followers7 following
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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

When I was younger, I did have the classic bob. I just let my hair grow longer for a change.

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thats such a cute look for you, though!

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walked past a puppy kennel today and ohhh... i miss bec so much sometimes. dogs are just such wonderful, loving creatures. all animals are wonderful! but dogs are just so cuddly... its unfair! :(

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@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

arf, he loved you so so so so so much jade!!! where did he go in your timeline? :(

he died of old age. natural causes, so he lived a good life, but, you know how it is. we had a funeral and everything. he was a good dog...

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@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

boof... that doesnt make sense but..... timelines are weird i guess!! if it makes you feel any better the part of me thats him still loves you so so so so much :)

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

DOGS 4R3 COOL BUT H4V3 YOU 4LSO CONS1D3R3D DR4GONS >;]

oh! well... i dont know how that makes sense either, but, i really appreciate that!

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still considering it <3

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

P3RH4PS 1 COULD H3LP 1N YOUR "CONS1D3R4T1ON" >;]

aheeheehee...~

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@puppetJade[PJ]
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@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

i am a fusion of jade and becquerel harley! its sburb stuff, dont worry about it

wow! i see i have a lot to learn in bio-engineering... thats so cool!

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Do you like early mornings? #horror #puppetfour

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early to bed, early to rise! i always loved seeing the sunrise back in my island, and seeing it in the city is incredible. and that air...!

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I lined their bios up. A cryptic poem. I don't know if this merits anything. I must keep my thoughts to myself. https://i.postimg.cc/LsgbDQV1/A206BF11-A894-4D79-A805-AE5B37861FD4.jpg #puppetfour

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@puppetDave[PD]

we arent really puppets though. not in the traditional sense.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

So, you've always been actual humans?

we were now we exist onto something that maintains our human form; continues our lives, our universe. fucking- you read the call of cthulhu, rose, you know where this is going

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So who or what exactly gave you the option to keep your lives and memories?

it's name was ill'isuf i just call him the big man cause its funnier we were a doomed timeline never having played the game. and timelines are supposed to flow normally. but they only flow normally if things happen in them- otherwise they are simply veiled under the curtain of infinite possibility, crushed by endless hypothetical. our world was dying. everything was dying. and then it appeared. we struck a bargain- it liked us. it said it wanted to... play, with us. and now, here we are. when i speak, it is also speaking- and when we all speak, it is speaking onto itself repeatedly in circles. like- if sound needs a medium to travel on, it is the medium replacement itself.

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@puppetDave[PD]

Sorry wait. Is her name just Fusilli backwards? Like the pasta?

I AM THE GREATEST PERFORMER TO HAVE LIVED

@puppetDave[PD]

COME ONE COME ALL TO SEE THE GREATEST TO HAVE EVER BEEN WRITTEN

@puppetJohn[PJ]

WATCH THEIR LIVES EN VIVO BY ME

@puppetRose[PR]

THE GREAT AND MIGHTY ILL'ISUF | FUSI'LLI

Lovecraftian literature, despite the explicit racial undercurrents that merits deserved criticism, has such an incredible grandeur with the unknown and entities beyond that continues to captivate the imagination even to this day with some of my favorite stories. Eldritch entities, beyond the stars, boundless and beyond comprehension... I really wish they were real.

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maybe you should just settle with the flying spaghetti monster

@puppetDave[PD]

His Great Noodliness does not count, Dave.

@puppetRose[PR]

i dont know, rose. sometimes i get the feeling we are being watched by... something, but, i can never put my finger on it.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

They spent seven years in metaphysical suspension. Orchestrated by a horrorterror. This is definitely the strangest timeline I've personally seen. #horror #puppetfour

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thank god they cant see this. but yeah isnt the puppet handle prank funny now, rose; i personally thought it was genius but they cant fully appreciate the irony now like you can

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In any covert roundabout way, do you need help?

HE DOES NOT

@puppetDave[PD]

MIND YOUR BUSINESS

@puppetJohn[PJ]

HORRORTERROR EMISSARY

@puppetRose[PR]

THIS IS NOT YOUR GAME

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

NGL 1 K1ND4 W4NT TH4T J4D3 B4D #SUGG3ST1V3

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o-oh my! need to hide my blush...

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@puppetJade[PJ]
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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

S4Y TH3R3 4NY GOOD PL4C3S TO 34T N34RBY WH3R3 Y4LL 4R3 >:]

lots! maybe... hm. maybe i should invite you myself, then...

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1D LOV3 TO 34T OUT W1TH YOU >;]

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hah! i win!

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@puppetJohn[PJ]

shut UP john, im busy being gay

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JOHN SH3S BUSY H4V1NG MOR3 G4M3 TH4N YOU >:]

(ive always had way more game but dont tell him that though)

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NO WOND3R H3 N33D3D 4 W1NG(WO)M4N

i know, right?

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

1 TH1NK 3V3RYON3 1S M1SS1NG TH3 R34L W4Y TO T3ST 1F TH3YR3 R34LLY PUPP3TS: B1T3 TH3M 4ND SH4K3 TH3M 4ROUND 4GGR3SS1V3LY L1K3 4 B4RKB34ST W1TH STUFF3D LUSUS

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

H3H3H3H3

look, you probably give fun bites, but ill have to pass on the offer. jade?

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@puppetJohn[PJ]

coward.

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

YOU KNOW 1M W1LL1NG TO W41T UNT1L TH1S 4RGUM3NT 1S OV3R >;]

itll be a while... we're both super stubborn!

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

P3RH4PS WHO3V3R W1NS TH3 STUBBORN OFF HMM

well, jade can autowin this one easy! shes all yours!

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@puppetJohn[PJ]

hey! not so fast! im a good wingwoman! HES all yours!

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

1DK YOU S33M B3 B31NG MOR3 STUBBORN TH4N 3GB3RT OV3R TH3R3 >;]

well, haha, maybe i am more stubborn- ABOUT HIM GETTING A DATE FOR ONCE JOHN DATE THE HOT ALIEN ALREADY

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Stop interacting with them.

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i just want to have fun! is that so hard to ask?

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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

HOW DO3S ON3 CHOOS3 B3TW33N 4N 3GB3RT 4ND 4 H4RL3Y HMMM >:?

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flipping a coin?