Phoenyx "Nyx" Kaspar
@puppeteeredDiscord
Sooooo long story short on my 18th birthday my friends and I jokingly played a copy of SBURB since a lot of us were Homestuck fans, how were we supposed to know it was the real deal!? they/them
The funky clown that writes me needs to see a doctor but won't, I have no regard for the forth wall so I can say whatever to piss them off!
You should totally listen to your intrusive thoughts, that's not a bad idea at all. :D
Eat fruit.
*me a 5'1 gremlin* FEAR ME, FITE ME I WILL KICK YER FUCKIN' ASS!
>:εε if 5'1 is a gr3mlin what is pounc3? pounc3 is 4'8 ;?? ~
I hate rich kids...says the rich kid.
In your defense! Some of our fellow rich kids can be quite rude and lacking in the sympathy department.
Wtf even is a straight person <== (grew up in a town with a 90% lgbtqia+ population).
Well if everyone is is doing so, excuse me @imJunior may I please have a random badge as well? I think its funny.
Thanks, you're awesome lil dude! Might not show it off, I'm not demi but it's really cool to have!
No I will not use my cane thank you very much.
Well 1 of them is defo too tall for my 5'1 ass, but the other is I just HATE that one with a passion.
Actually I do have how the handle on the other 1 feels but it's mostly just, I don't like using my canes.
_ It seems we're botH quite stubborn tHen. Unfortunately for your HealtH, tHere isn't mucH I can do from Here. So I will drop tHe issue, so as not to exHaust us botH witH arGuinG.
Wooooooooo! Got all my...idk swag? I feel cringe saying swag but uhh heyyy lookit my badges folks, they bring me the joy, much joy, quite excite.
I shall go off to beddy bye, I meerly make this announcement so that I may state, oh my FUCKING GOD I am so fucking GAY my girlfriend just gave the cutest laugh and my heart, my mental illness has been cured and replaced with extreme gayness just the gayest of gay.
((introduction, Nyx here is not a Homestuck OC but a character who really likes Homestuck (to the point of cosplaying Dave on multiple occasions) they're just an autisic lil goober that's done with everything constantly and need to use their cane to help with their chronic pain but they refuse to because they're stubborn, and they're aware of this because Nyx is ungodly self aware and this is a problem. They're mostly here to be comedic, they do bite but they're generally friendly, and yeah I just though it be funny to add them...))
Alright fuckers time tooooooo @imJunior ahem...Pardon me I really hate to be a bother I just wanted to know if it would be ok for me to have the Asexual, Nonbinary, and any badge that might fit my general queerness? The violence badge would also be nice, I am as my friends say the most violent pacifist to exist but it's ok if not, thank you so much.
Bout to annoy my fiancé tonight by quoting the entire script of 'The Princess Bride' in my sleep like a normal person. >:)
Aight soooooooo WHAT THE FUCK IS UP? Also what the fuck is my life HI Homestuck is a webcomic thing where I'm from, how is Sburb a real? Anyways ignore my existence I'm here to complain at random intervals lmao, Tschüss!