Phoenyx "Nyx" Kaspar
@puppeteeredDiscord
Sooooo long story short on my 18th birthday my friends and I jokingly played a copy of SBURB since a lot of us were Homestuck fans, how were we supposed to know it was the real deal!? they/them
Ew I'm older. :/
Of course I know I'm a fictional character, why else would I give so few fucks?
I have great vision...with my contacts.
Sword cane, the only way to use a cane. >;p
Voice chats scare me.
I mean clearly the announcement was only made to share that picture...
Fuuuuck he found me, where's the aluminum baseball bat?
Historically, a simply crowbar or wooden broom have worked wonders.
Yeah well punk from a shitass small town, an aluminum bat is what I grew up carrying when a switch or rapier were too much. Typically that was while in a school setting...typically lol.
Save me from this stupidity!
NEIN!
I need to keep a closer eye on the shadows.
The funky clown that writes me needs to see a doctor but won't, I have no regard for the forth wall so I can say whatever to piss them off!
You should totally listen to your intrusive thoughts, that's not a bad idea at all. :D
Eat fruit.
*me a 5'1 gremlin* FEAR ME, FITE ME I WILL KICK YER FUCKIN' ASS!
>:εε if 5'1 is a gr3mlin what is pounc3? pounc3 is 4'8 ;?? ~
I hate rich kids...says the rich kid.
In your defense! Some of our fellow rich kids can be quite rude and lacking in the sympathy department.
Wtf even is a straight person <== (grew up in a town with a 90% lgbtqia+ population).
Well if everyone is is doing so, excuse me @imJunior may I please have a random badge as well? I think its funny.
Thanks, you're awesome lil dude! Might not show it off, I'm not demi but it's really cool to have!
No I will not use my cane thank you very much.
Well 1 of them is defo too tall for my 5'1 ass, but the other is I just HATE that one with a passion.
Actually I do have how the handle on the other 1 feels but it's mostly just, I don't like using my canes.
_ It seems we're botH quite stubborn tHen. Unfortunately for your HealtH, tHere isn't mucH I can do from Here. So I will drop tHe issue, so as not to exHaust us botH witH arGuinG.
Wooooooooo! Got all my...idk swag? I feel cringe saying swag but uhh heyyy lookit my badges folks, they bring me the joy, much joy, quite excite.
I shall go off to beddy bye, I meerly make this announcement so that I may state, oh my FUCKING GOD I am so fucking GAY my girlfriend just gave the cutest laugh and my heart, my mental illness has been cured and replaced with extreme gayness just the gayest of gay.