BATTER UP < FOLLOW UP ON MY LAST POST. THIS PART ISN'T AN AD BUT PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GO BUY THAT FUCKING MEAL. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY FUCKING TERMINATOR'S THEMED SLAUGHTER SPHERE SKULLCAPS, BATTUR RUNMAN EDITION WE HAVE. IT'S SERIOUSLY A FUCKTON. LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE THE FACTORY ALLOWED THEM TO ORDER THAT FUCKING MANY. THEY TOLD ME HOW MANY THEY HAD GOT AND I SAID "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ARE YOU STUPID?" MY LAST TEN MEALS HAVE BEEN THE BATTUR RUNMAN MEAL AND THAT'S ONLY ACROSS TWO DAYS. I SERIOUSLY NEED SOME FUCKING HELP HERE PLEASE. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < YOU WOULD HAVE TO EITHER CONTACT TROLL WENDY'S CORPORATE (UNSURE IF THIS WILL WORK), OR I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. WAIT TWO MONTHS FOR THE COLLABORATION TO END, AND THEN CHECK THE DUMP BECAUSE THERE ARE JUST THAT FUCKING MANY OF THEM THAT WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SELL THEM ALL. FUCK. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < LISTEN THIS IS REALLY NOT THE TIME BUT DO A #AD FOR THIS AND I CAN MAYBE PUT YOU IN CONTACT WITH TROLL SUBWAY. I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS FUCKED WITH THEM. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < I'LL TALK TO LEGAL AND WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. I'M SCARED THEY MIGHT TRY AND PITCH A BATTUR RUNMAN POPCORN BUCKET AND I'M NOT SURE THE WORLD IS READY. > HOMERUN
