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THE Astra.

@regicidalJester

You better watch close, the performance is about to begin.

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@aquaticGiggles I need to borrow a harpoon, and for you to not ask questions

Need a novel way to stab someone for plans I've got this evening. Any suggestions?

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Ooh could work, thank you for the idea.

♯pointyrake

(cant goOoOo wroOoOong with biting a moOoOotherfucker)>

No thanks, I don't plan on showing up with an empty stomach.

sharpened candy cane

@killerJeff[KJ]

Ehhhh maybe in 8 months

(fair fair wait noOoOow im kinda curioOoOous what this is foOoOor and hoOoOow i can get in oOoOon it)>

Oh I just have a fight with my friend today. He doesn't know it yet but we do.

(oOoOoh woOoOord get a goOoOooOoOod stab in foOoOor me)>

Will do.

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You'd think hitting people with cannons would be a more successful strategy, but so far it hasn't won me any battles.

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I wonder how troll blood tastes. Does the flavor change between castes? Many things to question.

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violet is fishy, , , landwellers taste differences are more subtle, , ,

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According to my first mate, yes. Mine tastes like taffy according to her.

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,..,its all slightly varied, their diet also effects the taste- at least thats what ,my friend said,..,

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Hm, perhaps I should ask those around me for a sampler then.

I just alchemized some BULLSHIT. Still going to use it but you know, it's bullshit.

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I have made out with another one of me. #selfcest #nsfw #justheartplayerthings

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I don't know how you put up with that guy.

Well it helps that he's the hottest in the session.

If believing that helps you sleep at night.

I don't sleep Graham

Ah, so are you just crazy for the fun of it? Pick that up from Arriar, did you?

Adam when that I started I went by "The Jester" and had forgotten my own name. The fact more people weren't concerned about that concerns me.

A lot of us are unorthodox in our own rights. We also met an alien species and had our entire planet destroyed. I didn't get to know much about your amnesiac state but, given I didn't get to find out you died until you were alive again, it does not surprise me, unfortunately.

Information travels surprisingly slow for a group of twenty-something survivors.

You can do whatever you want forever. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4478df53ad6.jpg

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Raddest. post ive seen this week, rock. on

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Thank you Fingop.

Sick as fuck.

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Sometimes Astra^3 says some especially dumb shit so I have to de-summon him and just hit this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b1b07b77959.png

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Ad Astra per aspera.

Sometimes I shoot my greatest foe and he screams loud as fuck.

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ARRIAR — "..."

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This is about Axel again.

ARRIAR — "Yeah that's why I held my tongue."

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ecd4b8c54666.png

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ARRIAR — "I wouldn't be surprised."

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It's actually crazy how sensitive some people are. "Astra stop fighting my boyfriend" "Astra this is a funeral what are you doing" yap yap yap

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e281f5744e5.png

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b4277170d7ed.png

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im th€ jok€r baby...

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If you need a check mark to be certain of the self then you have another thing coming.

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[i dont need a checkmark] [ive got my bug]

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i'm never certain 0f the self. i g0t a checkmark f0r the bit.

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The bug is sick I must admit.

Anyone want to just recreate iasip? Need a group of awful people to get into awful situations.

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The thing is is that I am multifaceted. Sure I may be the best performer of all time, and incredibly humble to boot. But I also enjoy a humble game of Duel Monster like anyone else.

#throwbackthursday to when I was but a wee Jester. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dffd27ea821b.png

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dis is so cute

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Yes quite so, I believe this is from when I tried my hand at piracy.

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U should dress like dis more, super cute!!!

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Hmmm perhaps I don the old garb again sometime. I should have some more old photos stashed away somewhere though

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Anyone know anyone with too much blood? It's been a while since I've had a drink.

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I've Got An Ocean Of It If You're Interested!

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nesben bleeds like a samurai movie villain so nesben has some blood to spare

@markiPlier[MP]

I'll be in touch. Too much from the same source gets samey but there's something to be said about a ready supply.

Noted.

One of my friends is modding terraria. Keep trying to rev that lawnmower buddy, one of these days it'll stop telling me you're playing tmodloader.

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real.

I need to start provoking more people.

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go my scarab ragebait everyone

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go to a cOnveniencE stOrE and put yOUr hand in the cash rEgistEr for no rEasOn

No no, I quite like the convenience store near me. Though perhaps there is something to this whole "crime" thing you're suggesting.

Be. careful playing with. peoples feelings I’m not gonna be a. chittr auspice

yOU dont gOttA tAkE AnythIng if yOU wAnnA be lAmE. just dig AroUnd in thErE.

Listen man I wouldn't want you to.

I just think it would be a little on the nose for the rich to literally steal from the poor.

aw fuck yOU didn't say yOU wErE rich. hang on whErE ArE yOU i wAnnA rob you now

I mean, I can just give you stuff. Unless you'd like to just go through the whole performance.

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1f04c5c4a7cb.jpg

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