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Didn't you put on a reenactment play about ending your relationship with Adam outside his house because he ate the last of your Pringles?
ARRIAR — "Let's not talk about time, 'cause it took you a damn while to get up after you got put down."
Matesprits and all. Who doesn't love love? Yeah.
Sorry for being a grumpy gills this morning. Did you all have fun?
Forward-down-downforward-fierce. Go, my awesome and mighty Dragon Punch.
It's in your nature to recognise traps and walk into them anyway, isn't it?
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I think i saw. for just a second. Just a brief. second. A different me in the. mirror last morning. staring back. His eyes were. sad. Jaded. Like he lost. something. He looked in mine. And then for just a split second. Just a fraction of a. fraction. They looked jealous. He wanted to say. something i think. But we both knew i wouldnt. understand. The light flickered, and then he wasn’t there. anymore. Just me. staring at my reflection. Just myself. And then i went to cupe.
Trolls and humans on the vampire website.
Hm.
THIS *COULD* BE GOOD FOR REVENUE. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. #COLLAB BONUS PASS. [∴]
OKAY, OKAY. I'VE BEEN THINKING. THE BUMPER CARS. WHAT IF THEY HAD A RACE TRACK. SO YOU COULD BUMPER PEOPLE *WHILE DRIVING*. AND GOING *REALLY* FAST. I'M ALREADY ENVISIONING IT. WHAT ABOUT... A RACE TRACK THAT'S A GIANT SLOT MACHINE? A RACE TRACK THROUGH THE SKY *OVER* THE FUNFAIR? AND SOME MORE, ETC. ONCE I'VE LANDED A FEW MORE #COLLABS TO BOOST FUNDING I WILL LOOK INTO THIS IDEA. [⠶]
Ah yes. The LA vampires, they do remember me. Hey guys apparently they didn't learn the first time that my blood has enough caffeine in it that it will start up their hearts only to give them a heart attack. Don't think about what this means for me.
this website never ceases to amaze me
:33< no its legal whos gonna purrosicute mew the king?
:33< remempurr mewnionizing is cool fur33 legal easy and fun :33< just like regicide!
I knew it. I knew that door had a lock on it.
Hoping @bubbleBlower likes it. Aaaaand sent.
Nice! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #kullscore1000? #deverified!
WE ARE NOW IN BUSINESS!! #THEFUNFAIR BEGINS TODAY!! GO, MY #COLLABS!! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR [⠿]
ill try my best i guess
i would love nothing more than if 7ou pinned me talking about m7 aspe(t
#aspe(ttalk 12/12 - heart there’s not a set order to how the aspe(ts are laid out, reall7. it kind of differs. but i think most people would agree that starting with rage was kind of out there. but i had to! be(ause this wa7 we end here. m7 favorite. m7 aspe(t. heart. heart is 7ou. not what 7ou do, not aspe(ts of realit7, not what 7ou see or think or break or (reate. it’s who 7ou are. the fundamental beating soul at the (ore of 7our being. the feeling 7ou feel before 7our mind (uts in to rationalize it awa7. the instin(t 7ou feel at the sight of some primal trigger. ever7thing 7ou do is an outer la7er, a tributar7 from the sour(e of just what 7ou are. are 7ou thoughtful, passionate, grump7, funn7, laz7? all of those are written in 7our heart. that’s not all, though. ever7thing has a soul, and that tells 7ou what it is. a ro(k’s soul tells it it’s this hard, this size, this shape, this (olor, this mineral (ontent. a person’s soul tells it more than just what their personalit7 is. what spe(ies are 7ou? what gender are 7ou? what sexualit7? are 7ou mortal, or are 7ou a god? what blood (olor are 7ou? well. 7our soul might tell 7ou what blood (olor is. mine doesn’t, an7more. ripped that part out. imagine what else i (ould rip out. ;) it’s definitel7 a bias of mine to think that heart is the most important aspe(t. ever7thing does as it is, after all. a warrior fights be(ause their soul tells them the7 are a warrior. water runs be(ause it is water. all things are be(ause the7 are. i hope this explains a little about wh7 i alwa7s, alwa7s tell people to tell others their feelings, to express themselves. 7ou don’t have to be something 7ou’re not. 7ou don’t have to be perfe(t. 7ou just have to be 7ou, be(ause no one else (an.
M🝁 session memos are enjo🝁able and important!
COULD WE GET SOME WORD OF MOUTH GOING OR SOMETHING? THE MORE ATTENDEES, THE MERRIER. AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE CONFIRMATION OF ATTENDEES? #THEFUNFAIR #COLLABS [⠿]
alright so is anyone forklift certified or know anyone who can give me a forklift certification
IT'S OFFICIAL! WE'RE FINALLY DOING IT! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/collabsfair-ad-alt.png THE FUNFAIR'S FREE ADMISSIONS DAY IS MAY 30TH THIS YEAR. FOR THOSE WHO'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT COMING BUT WEREN'T SURE, OR WEREN'T THINKING OF COMING AT ALL FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! CLAIM YOUR TICKETS NOW. OR JUST TELL THE GUYS AT THE ENTRANCE THAT IT'S FREE ADMISSIONS DAY AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LET YOU IN. WE'VE HAD A LOT OF #COLLABS DONE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN! @mrTenna'S GAMESHOWLLERCOASTER! THE @helloNeighbor EXPERIENCE! THE RECORD-BREAKING SUPERNOVA RIDE, COURTESY OF @regicidalJester! EXPEDITED BY @marthaStewart'S FUNDING SUPPORT! AND ADORNED WITH GREAT MUSICAL TRACKS FROM THE LIKES OF @lovwerBoy, PLUS LIVE PERFORMANCES FROM @amarousChanteuse, @taciturnTypecast AND @monominousSpectre! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. AND BY 'BE SQUARE' I MEAN I'LL CRUMPLE YOU INTO A CUBE. [∴]
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AWH. WELL, TAKE MY CARD ANYWAY. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU COULD USE A GOOD #COLLAB. BESIDES, YOU STRIKE ME AS THE TYPE WHO'D LOVE TO SEE THEIR FACE PLASTERED ON A GIANT WALL AS PART OF SOMETHING AWESOME AND RECORD-BREAKING. [∴]
What did she do to deserve that?
[ For a species that commits acts of impersonal hyper #violence, you are all very sensitive about people making impersonal statements of hyperviolence. ]
I Won't Argue That I Believe That The Taste Is Acquired Over Time However
I Would Like To Preface That This A Tier List Of Taste, I Do Not Give Two Damns Who Thinks They're Superior Due To The Colors In Their Blood Stream. i Would Also Like To State Thanks To Recent Events My Rankings Have Slightly Changed This Is The New Updated Taste Tier List https://i.postimg.cc/bv04tk2b/screenshot-20260509-215556.png
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N0 but id like t0 try it s0me day
:33 < google how do humans come up with names fur grubs
It's not about whether it works. It's about having fun, right?
Wonderful.
I alwayz zee annoying hulking tall people on here. Where iz the zmall zquad?
https://i.etsystatic.com/40756954/r/il/1ece78/4947986258/il_570xN.4947986258_bowq.jpg
✨🍭🕷️ YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE 🕷️🍭✨
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 's called firegold. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Having drinks to celebrate .. maybe going on a date ... ]
Hey i'm not gonna get like. hunted too at the end of it. right
You think i could use my. bulge as like a halfpipe for this. mini skateboard i found? I could probably get some. sick flips on this thing. Going straight up. troll tony hawk style on it #nsfw
aight im in
need some blood donations for a project i;m workin on ;( hmч if Yoч want me to take it the fчn waY thoчgh ;)
I think it's insane that they were like hey we're gonna kill the fish guy and now everyone is like omg they killed the fish guy. Babes That's what it said on the tin
what deranged horrors are being commixed at this eridanweek what??
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWeek Yeah he's dead. #gettingnailed #gore ]
⚓< guessing you didnt get a warning it was going to happen? unfortunate. >
okay i found a backup battery bank to keep me charged for at least another hour while I write slowburn love triangle yuri furrr Ms. Leijon's writing challenge. the website exploding really inspired me to start writing instead of the thing it should have inspired me to do which is go to bed lmewo mew~ 💖✨
D --> Oh you're a vampire
♯mysteriouspotion in my ♯chalice
Maybe like 2
Pretty, I do like the lighting you chose. It's very bold
I should see if I can requisition some things from the biodomes down there. Flavors land-dwelling trolls have never experienced before~
One benefit to trade with humans, access to unique ingredients and recipes~ https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jawfa2D5NkE The old fashioned troll chef Dyllan Hollis recipes are always fun to test. I'll be making one of these later tonight!
,..,its all slightly varied, their diet also effects the taste- at least thats what ,my friend said,..,
violet is fishy, , , landwellers taste differences are more subtle, , ,
According to my first mate, yes. Mine tastes like taffy according to her.
Update I Have Finished The “fishy But Not Too Fishy” Requested Outfit For My Ornery Commissioner. No It Was Not Worth The Money Because He Gave It To Me In Fucking Doubloons I Don’t Even Know How To Convert That
Update. Violetblood incapacitated for unknown amount of time. Everything hurts. Feeling suboptimal.
Yeah, okay. I have more important things to do than stop you.
Putting an end to this violetblood disgrace once and for all. If I don't post again within the half-hour, I'll have failed. #vagueposting
concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #rankworks, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)
Raddest. post ive seen this week, rock. on
for the last time no baby food is __not__ made of babies why do trolls keep askin me this???
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Anyone got any suggestions for what I should do for dinner. I'm kind of tired of smoking and starin' off into the horizon for dinner. ]
alright who's ready four the #charms explanation. disclaimer, these definitions are only four my timeline but are likely to apply to other timelines. four some reason charms tend to be different once you do enough time travel, but i'm only familiar with my own.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ All this timeline talk... it's weird, how a lot of us seem to only have the one. Like we're unique in this eh- what's the word? Paradox Space? ]
Was watching. “E.T” earlier from my. stash of real human. movies. It’s crazy how. the director got a real one I. thought the Empress and her. royal fleet blew up E.T planet like 30. sweeps ago : (
There are some among us that would resort to underhanded means to achieve their kult scores but worry not! Every nickel and dime dropped in my bucket is wholly legiteral and doesnt come from playing hardball with false promises. (*cough* @gutsyGumshoe *cough*)
U should dress like dis more, super cute!!!
Chittr crops my. horns out of my. PFP which is totally. bogus so. here's the thing in full https://file.garden/acHdywA0vHdP6DUS/fingopTrollCall.png Shoutout to my buddy. @ostensiblyArrogant for taking the. pic!
https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled243_20260304012947.png
dis is so cute
dOEs AnyOnE knOw A gOOd wAy tO EthIcAlly sOUrcE lOwblOOd bOnEs?
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/phillip.gif Hello. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwgJgTL5JmE The jam for. today. Rock on. chittr #music
ARRIAR — "No-- but I know this guy. He was one of the rivals of the Detewtyk--... really cool to see him around."
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skill issue then
whatd he do
what? im being straight forward, you posted yourself, you're pretty, i would!
eh, would.
/!\ DAMN YOUR FANGS ARE HUGE. WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS /!\
you are off putting in a way i enjoy𓂃🖌
ARRIAR — "Might as well post some images of myself. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriar.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/ARRIARWHAT.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriarlark.png"
i am tony fuckiin hawk YEAH!!