Elly Lavoie
@rictalDoubledome
Earth C resident. Internet-dweller and digital enthusiast. Anything else isn't really your business.
Troll rolled up with a horse and cart and tried to exchange wheat and lumber for snack cakes and doritos. ????????????
Doing rigorous mathematics to calculate the spots that people are most likely to step and leaving freshly chewed gum there.
I care less about the creators than I do poop that falls out of a butt but it is pretty cool that they brought a media archive from another universe or whatever. I like that blue guy.
TL:DR Take a shower immediately. I am no longer asking and am currently in talks with management to install a firehose behind the counter.
PSA: If you're coming to a public place and you haven't showered in days I am going to spray you like you're a really big mosquito and replace your ass stank with whatever chemical cocktail it is they put in these body sprays. I don't care what time it is. I don't care if it's the middle of the night and you think no one will care. I'll care. And I'll make it your problem the entire time you're near me, you soggy sack of shit. You don't have a "pleasing musk". It isn't sexy. You smell like a public toilet and you're offending everyone's sensibilities. I hope you die. I hope a truck veers off the road and reduces you to a smelly paste, so the last person that has to sniff your unholy fucking reek is the cleanup crew. I hope they hit me too, while we're at it. #suggestive #nsfw? #violence #workvent
Quiet night at work. Only had three dipshits shuffle in so far. Kinda bored.
Cashier slash attendant slash janitor slash everything else I have to do in this mausoleum of a gas station slash convenience store.
sounds like it's time to put a show on your phone behind the register and watch it with your airpods in!
Customer left their Crockercorp Handheld Game Platform And Baking Console in one of the aisles. Score.
#kinkshaming
I can't afford to die, I'm still in debt.
just ask whatever's killing yꙮu tꙮ reschedule yꙮur death tꙮ a mꙮre cꙮnvenient time - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
Had to break up some blackrom bullshit from happening in the store. Seriously man? Right next to the doritos? Fuck the fuck off, go home.
Next customer to walk in and do something shitty is getting half off. Their face. With my teeth. #gore
Fucking shit piss ass cunt whore I dropped a box on my foot
You can turn into fire? Invert people's organs? Summon the horde? Channel whatever the fuck from beyond the shade? That's great. Cute, even. I work the graveyard shift at a shitty gas place. Fuck with me.
⟦ Frightening ideas,⁂ Elly. ⟧ ⟦ I trust y°u t° get the j°b d°ne!⁂ ⟧
Yeah I love having the graveyard shift. It's so exciting to get up at the ass end of the day and look forward to hours of creeps and "they might have a gun" types all night.
Just had to experience the most beautiful woman I've seen this week walk in and buy seventeen packs of gum. Nothing else. No other snacks. No gift cards. Not even a magazine. Just gum.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop yap yap yap yap yap yap yap oh my goooooood. They need to pass a law that lets you tape someone's mouth shut if they're annoying you while working.
...Aw fuck we just got a stock of candy corn in, brb.
I guess one perk to this dumb job is that I'm allowed to snack my fat ass through my shift for free.