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Elly Lavoie

@rictalDoubledome

Earth C resident. Internet-dweller and digital enthusiast. Anything else isn't really your business.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 158Kull Score: 924 followers0 following

Quiet night at work. Only had three dipshits shuffle in so far. Kinda bored.

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@puzzlingPrimadonna[PP]

what sort of job do you work?

Cashier slash attendant slash janitor slash everything else I have to do in this mausoleum of a gas station slash convenience store.

Fucking shit piss ass cunt whore I dropped a box on my foot

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♦ A HOO HOO! PerHaps it tHOugHt it was a sHOebOx! ♣

Who the hell puts milk in a shoebox??

You can turn into fire? Invert people's organs? Summon the horde? Channel whatever the fuck from beyond the shade? That's great. Cute, even. I work the graveyard shift at a shitty gas place. Fuck with me.

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⟦ Frightening ideas,⁂ Elly. ⟧ ⟦ I trust y°u t° get the j°b d°ne!⁂ ⟧

When I feel like it.

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ⚇ REMEMBER TO NEVER GET BETTER! ⚇ STAY MAD AT STUPID SHIT! ⚇ RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!!! ⚇ DIE FOR FOREVER!!!!!!!! ⚇

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True.

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Got treated to some couple bickering at work today. Think they were arguing over power scaling the creators, or something. I was only kind of paying attention.

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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

that sounds incredibly silly.

Bored nerds love arguing over fights that'll never happen.

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deep breaths.
The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.
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this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
#TeamRing
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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

if i hear "faster than light" one more time.

I usually hear people arguing over whether the seer or the witch would win with those very words.