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ALEXANDER HAMILTON (troll)

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@woeGothic[WG]

Public Service Announcement. I will be executing Lin Manuel Miranda and any other who has portrayed Alexander Hamilton in the modern times we live in. This is a warning. New York is stronger as a result.

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good luck finding my hive - A Hamilton.

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@humbleRadiance[HR]

please Иever go to "Иew york" troll alexaИder hamiltoИ

I'm already in new york. - A Hamilton.

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@woeGothic[WG]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fbbed9ea07b3.jpg This one?

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@humbleRadiance[HR]

BE CAREFUL ALEXAИDER

@woeGothic[WG]

Wrong. - A Hamilton.

I will. - A Hamilton.

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The sacred rights of mankind are not to be rummaged for among old parchments or musty records. They are written, as with a sunbeam, in the whole volume of human nature... - A Hamilton.

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@woeGothic[WG]

Stay out of New York, colonist. I have sworn ownership.

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So nuh uh. - A Hamilton.

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@woeGothic[WG]

I will rend you. Thanks for your insubordination.

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Nuh uh. - A Hamilton.

Arrabella is givin' me th' saddest eyes because I won't let herr lick th' electrric fence.

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Can't say that I do.

@lunarLupine[LL]

Number one! The challenge: demand satisfaction If they apologize, no need for further action Number two! If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned Number three! Have your seconds meet face to face Negotiate a peace Or negotiate a time and place This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits Most disputes die and no one shoots Number four! If they don't reach a peace, that's alright Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility You have him turn around, so he can have deniability Five! Duel before the sun is in the sky Pick a place to die where it's high and dry Number six! Leave a note for your next of kin Tell 'em where you been Pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in Seven! Confess your sins Ready for the moment of adrenaline When you finally face your opponent Number eight! Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds See if they can set the record straight Number nine! Look him in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine Number (Ten paces!) Fire! - A Hamilton.

Man that's a lotta worrds but at least it rrhymes. Arrabella is a woolbeast though. Don't think a gun will do much.

@lunarLupine[LL]

Cook... - A Hamilton.

...All due rrespect sirr I ain't cookin' herr.

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Bake - A Hamilton.

Mrr Alexanderr Hamilton I ain't cooking, bakin' orr otherrwise prreparrin' one of my charrges ferr eating. She's a lil stupid but that ain't a crrime.

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It is in America. - A Hamilton.

With th' most rrespect possible what th' hell is Amerrica?

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... - A Hamilton.

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Helpful reminder that today is Tax Day — if you plan to file your taxes, it is imperative you do so today or file for an extension! Those of you who plan to commit tax fraud may choose to disregard this post.

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PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES! - A Hamilton.

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So true, Troll Alexander Hamilton.

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Thank you, Barak Trollbama. - A Hamilton.

Pmo ((I did this for sillies not my art)) https://i.ibb.co/RTMwVQ7d/Untitled106-20260415032704.png - A Hamilton.

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(( spat out my drink at this god almighty

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((Peak ikr

This one is my favorite @humbleRadiance - A Hamilton.

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@humbleRadiance[HR]

ahhh thaИk you troll alexaИder hamiltoИ im just a humble theatre grub thats all

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You get it tho you understand me - A Hamilton.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Being angry is easier than being worried.

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Be scared. - A Hamilton.

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@humbleRadiance[HR]

i guess its time to watch troll hamiltoИ agaiИ ^^ aИy musical recommeИdatioИs?

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You didn't hear this from me but troll ride the cyclone - A Hamilton.

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We're reliable with the LADIES - A Hamilton.

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so true!!!!

You're my favorite - A Hamilton.

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thaИk you!!!! im a big faИ ^^

One day you'll BLOW US ALL AWAY - A Hamilton.

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