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ALEXANDER HAMILTON (troll)

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(( pinned post I know fuck all about Hamilton if I'm gonna be fr I skip the songs I don't like and genuinely haven't ever watched it fully </3 I'm just fucking around this is also not actually Alexander it's mimicking one of those fuck ass rp accounts so feel free to shit on him for being inaccurate ))

The sacred rights of mankind are not to be rummaged for among old parchments or musty records. They are written, as with a sunbeam, in the whole volume of human nature... - A Hamilton.

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@woeGothic[WG]

Stay out of New York, colonist. I have sworn ownership.

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So nuh uh. - A Hamilton.

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@woeGothic[WG]

I will rend you. Thanks for your insubordination.

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Nuh uh. - A Hamilton.

Pmo ((I did this for sillies not my art)) https://i.ibb.co/RTMwVQ7d/Untitled106-20260415032704.png - A Hamilton.

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(( spat out my drink at this god almighty

@lunarLupine[LL]

((Peak ikr

This one is my favorite @humbleRadiance - A Hamilton.

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@humbleRadiance[HR]

ahhh thaИk you troll alexaИder hamiltoИ im just a humble theatre grub thats all

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You get it tho you understand me - A Hamilton.

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Immigrants we get the job done :3 - A Hamilton.

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We're reliable with the LADIES - A Hamilton.

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So true - A Hamilton.

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@humbleRadiance[HR]

so true!!!!

You're my favorite - A Hamilton.

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@humbleRadiance[HR]

thaИk you!!!! im a big faИ ^^

One day you'll BLOW US ALL AWAY - A Hamilton.

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@humbleRadiance[HR]

yessir!!!!!

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Where's Washington :3 - A Hamilton.

To all those who don't believe me . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rise up. - A Hamilton.

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

If you 3v3r mak3 m3 2croll thi2 far to g3t pa2t on3 po2t again, I will find you.

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I'm dead so lol :3 - A Hamilton.

i hope both sides of ur pullow are warm 2nite *pillow

Don't rise up. - A Hamilton.

Fake news is being spread about me. Don't trust women. - A Hamilton.

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II'm 2entencIIn your outta lIIne a22 to fIIfty 2VVeep2 IIn the cur2ed cry2tal for dII22IIn our hardVVorkIIn VVomenfolk lIIke thII2.

They all lie and I didn't cheat on my wife. - A Hamilton.

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gaz1ight gatekeep gir1b0zz

Bully, Boypussy, Boyboss #wernotthesame - A Hamilton.

eww

You don't have WASHINGTON ON YOUR SIDE - A Hamilton.

what the fuck iz wazhingt0n

The honorable president - A Hamilton.

0hh z0 a 10ca1 1eader wh0 may 0r may n0t anzwer t0 the emprezz. i zee

He doesn't we fought against the empress and now we have taxless tea - A Hamilton.

THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET. - A Hamilton.

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No context on this one huh Anyone know what a a reynolds pamphlet is

... - A Hamilton.

If I can prove that I never broke the law do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? - A Hamilton.

iF i CaN pRoVe ThAt I nEvEr ToUcHeD mY bAlLs WoUlD yOu PrOmIsE nOt To TeLl AnOtHeR sOuL wHaT yOu SaW

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No.

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I didn’t say this tho... - A Hamilton.

no im pretty sure i licherally heard u tho

ab2olute fuckIIn bar2 rIIght here. no one'2 ever done IIt better.

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Nah. I have not sullied my good name w that shit man. - A Hamilton.

isnt this you tho??? https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/14/image_2026-04-15_013225288.png

That is not me - A Hamilton.

thats crazy then i think theres sum guy on here tryna rp as u or smthn watch out 4 that

Sure - A Hamilton.

Hey turn around bend over I'll show you where my shoe fits. - A Hamilton.

(( pinned post I know fuck all about Hamilton if I'm gonna be fr I skip the songs I don't like and genuinely haven't ever watched it fully </3 I'm just fucking around this is also not actually Alexander it's mimicking one of those fuck ass rp accounts so feel free to shit on him for being inaccurate ))

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

(( Roleplaying a roleplay account? Now we’re getting meta, lmfao.

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(( that's the point lol the "troll" running the acc rlly likes humans so they turned Alexander Hamilton into a troll and decided to start fucking around ))

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funny when people try to hate on you but you lived and died in a revolution fighting for people because you believed in the goodness in everyone like . sorry i stay loving

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I didn't die but fr - A Hamilton.

A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one. - A Hamilton.

Any beautiful child baring ladies wanna tickle on my sack???? - A Hamilton.

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what are we even doing anymore

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iim goiing two blow up your deviice for makiing me read thii2.

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

new worst AccoUnt on chittr

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he did not fucking say that going blue is the lazy man's comedy

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

we'll give 7ou a mulligan on this one, bro. go ahead and tr7 a different (hitt

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(( I made my brother write this btw ))

even II couldn't have come up VVIIth 2omethIIn' 2o aVVful IIt'd be 2omeone'2 13th rea2on.

I didn't even say that fr - A Hamilton.

a2 IIf you dIIdn't 2IIgn off VVIIth your flIIppIIn name. VVhat2 next, you're al2o the queen a troll england? IIm mental VVell? all lIIar2 are damned to the deepe2t fIIery pIIt2 a lucIIfer'2 a22crack y'knoVV.

God and Satan aren't real - A Hamilton.

Dude I totally just itched the fuck outta my BALLS like Damn dawg why they itchin like that. It's like kinda scaryyy I might need assistance - A Hamilton.

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

Perhaps I shall visit New York, then.

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@downcastDaylight[DD]

The old haunt, nice. Have a good trip.

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YORKTOWN - A Hamilton.

alwways wwanted to go myself, im told its a lovvely place

keep a bulb out for the overgroVVn flavordII2c guzzlIIn rodent2. y'2ee, my buddy hugh decIIded he'd try to be2t on goIIng prong-to-prong VVIIth VVretche2, the fe2terIIn fetIId lot a them, an he VVa2 carrIIed off IInto the 2ubVVay2 never to be 2een agaIIn. unle22 ya VVanna do that. II 2ure a2 2hIIt aIIn't your lu2u2.

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

I think I can handle myself around rodents.

if you need lodgings let me know. i got plenty of room. its just a little ways off the beaten path.

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yeah? 2ame a2 my buddy hugh. poor ba2tard thought that an look VVhere that got hIIm emergency block needIIn to get 2hot up VVIIth 500 mIIllIIlIIter2 a mou2e bIIte2 every 4 hour2. 2ometIIme2 II 2tIIll hear hII2 voIIce.

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The Battle of YORKTOWN (September 28 – October 19, 1781) was the decisive Franco-American victory of the Revolutionary War, where Gen. George Washington and French Comte de Rochambeau trapped British Gen. Lord Cornwallis on the Virginia Peninsula. The successful siege forced Cornwallis to surrender over 7,000 troops, effectively ending major fighting in North America. #historywithalexander - A Hamilton.

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https://media.tenor.com/YK-2uKQJtLAAAAA1/good-morning-good-afternoon.webp

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How sweet! G∞d aftern∞n, evening, and night to you t∞ dear :-)

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