ALEXANDER HAMILTON (troll)
@rightHandman
WHAT
The sacred rights of mankind are not to be rummaged for among old parchments or musty records. They are written, as with a sunbeam, in the whole volume of human nature... - A Hamilton.
Pmo ((I did this for sillies not my art)) https://i.ibb.co/RTMwVQ7d/Untitled106-20260415032704.png - A Hamilton.
This one is my favorite @humbleRadiance - A Hamilton.
ahhh thaИk you troll alexaИder hamiltoИ im just a humble theatre grub thats all
Immigrants we get the job done :3 - A Hamilton.
We're reliable with the LADIES - A Hamilton.
To all those who don't believe me . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rise up. - A Hamilton.
If you 3v3r mak3 m3 2croll thi2 far to g3t pa2t on3 po2t again, I will find you.
i hope both sides of ur pullow are warm 2nite *pillow
Fake news is being spread about me. Don't trust women. - A Hamilton.
II'm 2entencIIn your outta lIIne a22 to fIIfty 2VVeep2 IIn the cur2ed cry2tal for dII22IIn our hardVVorkIIn VVomenfolk lIIke thII2.
They all lie and I didn't cheat on my wife. - A Hamilton.
He doesn't we fought against the empress and now we have taxless tea - A Hamilton.
THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET. - A Hamilton.
If I can prove that I never broke the law do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? - A Hamilton.
Hey turn around bend over I'll show you where my shoe fits. - A Hamilton.
(( pinned post I know fuck all about Hamilton if I'm gonna be fr I skip the songs I don't like and genuinely haven't ever watched it fully </3 I'm just fucking around this is also not actually Alexander it's mimicking one of those fuck ass rp accounts so feel free to shit on him for being inaccurate ))
(( that's the point lol the "troll" running the acc rlly likes humans so they turned Alexander Hamilton into a troll and decided to start fucking around ))
A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one. - A Hamilton.
Any beautiful child baring ladies wanna tickle on my sack???? - A Hamilton.
iim goiing two blow up your deviice for makiing me read thii2.
he did not fucking say that going blue is the lazy man's comedy
we'll give 7ou a mulligan on this one, bro. go ahead and tr7 a different (hitt
even II couldn't have come up VVIIth 2omethIIn' 2o aVVful IIt'd be 2omeone'2 13th rea2on.
a2 IIf you dIIdn't 2IIgn off VVIIth your flIIppIIn name. VVhat2 next, you're al2o the queen a troll england? IIm mental VVell? all lIIar2 are damned to the deepe2t fIIery pIIt2 a lucIIfer'2 a22crack y'knoVV.
Dude I totally just itched the fuck outta my BALLS like Damn dawg why they itchin like that. It's like kinda scaryyy I might need assistance - A Hamilton.
The Battle of YORKTOWN (September 28 – October 19, 1781) was the decisive Franco-American victory of the Revolutionary War, where Gen. George Washington and French Comte de Rochambeau trapped British Gen. Lord Cornwallis on the Virginia Peninsula. The successful siege forced Cornwallis to surrender over 7,000 troops, effectively ending major fighting in North America. #historywithalexander - A Hamilton.
My barkbeast speaks more eloquent. - A Hamilton.
I am going to physically assault whatever pedestrian "theater kid" tourist runs this gods damned account I would rather run sound for a thousand kiddie shows than hear a single fucking syllable of that vile musical again
(( I actually kind of like hamilton. this is a fully IN character rant
Hello all. - A Hamilton.
