if theres no goon bags on the hills hoist im not goin to the gatho, dont care whos mates missus is throwin the bash #substances
Naurr mate I gotta disagrree with ya therre. Nice summerr arrvo wherre therre's a pool and a barrbie? Betcherr ass 'm therre. Bags on th' hoist orr not. #substance
yeah but how am i meant to get munted and legless if the goon isnt there? only so many tinnies of vb ya can smash before ya have an appointment with the porcelain throne #substance
Shiet mate, yerr on th' vb? Yeah naw that ain't worrth it. Spose i ain't th' sorrt t' get munted too often though. Each to theirr own yeah?
yeah mate, different strokes for different blokes. least we can all agree, kebabs after
Fuck yeah mate, ain't had a decent kebab in bloody ages.