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𑄝 chattt. OKAY. YAY!!!!!!!!!!! X)))))))) rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 rwar. ੭
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ<ა 💬 yummyyy ^^^^^^^^^^
YEEEESSSSS G-O-O--O-O-D CATCH
You've been sorely missed. Any cool ca7ches while you were s7uck?
all i’m sugges☭ing is maybe some people have a li☭☭le bi☭ ☭oooooo mu☭h ☭hings and maybe ☭hey don’☭ deserve i☭ #sugges☭ive #revolu☭ionsoon
𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 ooc introductory post for AgAmii ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 click the reveAl button for his whole story :>
𑄝 chattt. STTTOP STTTOP STTTOP STTTOP STTTOP!!!@ rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HEY GUYS SO ITTTS JUSTTT BEEN CONFIRMED MY BFF4LYFE TTTANRYL ACTTTUALLY *DOES* HATTTE ME AND WANTTTS ME TTTO DIE!!!!!!!!!! WHEN YOU DONTTT HEAR FROM ME ANYMORE BLAME @robinhoodCattt FOR CAUSING ME TTTO DIE OF A BROKEN PUSH'A!!!!! TTTHANKS!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. :000000000 MEAN???? X( MEAN TTTO HUNNIE????????? WHATTT TTTHE FUCK! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. IM NOTTT EVEN FLIRTTTIIINNGGGUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS TTTITTTS ARE HUGE. TTTELL ME HIS TTTITTTS ARENTTT HUGE. SAY ITTT RIGHTTT NOW. AND TTTELL TTTHE TTTRUTTTH OR YOU HATTTE ME. X( #NSFW rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. JUSTTT CLICKED ON YOUR PROFILE AND GOTTT FLASHBANGED BY YOUR FATTT TTTITTTS HOLY SHITTT 😭 @robinhoodCattt LOOK ATTT TTTHIS GUYS RACK!!!!! #NSFW rwar. ੭
"baby, i dont vwanna need you, but i do. dont vwanna kiss you, but i need to. though you do me vwrong novw. my lowve is strong novw. you really got a hold on me." party suit on. cats, vwatch yourselwves. #partysuit #skaianetchat #party #hot #readytomingle #lyrics #seahunkalert
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My arches are so villainous they call me antimcdonalds #silly #typos #imissmypc
I feel dizzy all of a sudden....
𑄝 chattt. ANON ASKS : "ARE YOU SINGLE?" YEAH! I MOSTTTLY JUSTTT LIKE TTTO PARTTTY. I GETTT INTTTO SITTTUATTTIONSHIPS W A LOTTTTTTA COOL'ABLOODS TTTHOUGH CUZ MY NOOK GAME IS FIRE AND TTTHEY GETTT #ADDICTTTED LOOOOOOLLLLLL!!! #NSFW rwar. ੭
"My old Fleet Admiral? Of course I remember her. Very... talented, as a naval commander, though often in unorthodox ways. She had a way with people, making them do what she wanted, making it seem like your idea. Making it seem as if it were in your best interest, no matter what it was she asked of you. It usually was, considering the alternative. She had these eyes, everyone who worked under her saw 'em, but only the trolls on the vessels opposing her got the best look into those windows, and what they saw made them never wanna look again. She could do anything with this... this knowing smile, like she KNEW that you were gonna back down, swear fealty, whatever it took. She didn't need to threaten you. She just acted like it was a foregone conclusion. She was right. If it wasn't the eyes, it was the rumors about ships having gaping breakages in their hulls without her ever firing a shot, below the waterline. You'd kneel, one way or the other, with a sword either on your shoulder, or at your neck at the block. That was all so long ago now. No one could believe it when she died. Who would have the guts? The skill? The answer became well known before long, of course, and those who swore on vengeance got what they wanted, even if not personally. Can't help but wonder though, how Alternia might've been shaped if a willful woman like her had stuck around after the Empire had stabilized. I'd have given just about anything to see it. Damn those Rebels." ~Excerpt from an interview with a Veteran in her Service, date Unknown
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 you know it makes it really easy to figure out who a vaguepost i's about when the person bein vagueposted mediates your reply to that vaguepost lmfao ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 @destinedKiller hey hornless whos your type ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 is it me can we fuck ^^^^^^^^^^
── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── This right here is a BEAUTIFUL set of troll asscheeks!!! Look at the plumpness and the scars to add some coolness to it, not to mention the adorable little heart pattern right in the center!!! Thank you kitty :O) @curiousClowder ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
𑄝 chattt. LOOOOOLLLK ALL TTTHOSE MAD LITTTTTTLE FISHIES!!!! rwar. ੭
I refuse to even believe some of you have lived this long.
literally happened to me this morning!!! it's like, always a mix of bad self esteem, insecurities, and bad days that make ppl soooooo nasty.
𑄝 chattt. WHO ARE WE VAUGINGGGG!!! TTTANRYL I WANNA VAUGE TTTOOOO!!!!! TTTANRYYYYYYLLLLLLLL!!!!!! X0 rwar. ੭
i wish the ignore button went both ways!!!!! there's, like, some of u that i do NOT want looking at my chitts, tyvm!!!! #noloserzone
HONESTLY. some ppl can be so fcking negative lol.
His first catch ever can you believe that? Man im so proud of this guy right now.
𑄝 chattt. HUNNIEBANDITTT HAS AN ASK BOX NOW!!!! ALL QUESTTTIONS ARE FILTTT'AED TTTHROUGH MY MANAG'A! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HI TTTANRYL!!!!!!!!! TTTANRYLLLLLLLLLL HIIIII!!! rwar. ੭
On a more positive note. I took @turophileGibber fishing and they caught a big one.
It is merely my duty, Sir.
Apologies, Sir. A letter was requested.
WHAT’S A POOR GUY GOT TO DO TO GET A MECHANIC AROUND HERE? I’M FUCKING STRANDED.
so do 1 but damn, they don’t look that ass
𑄝 chattt. I DIDNTTT KNOW TTTHIS!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OOMMGGGG YOU'RE SUCH A BAD BITTTCH FOR A HUMAN!!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙃𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 . . is now out on all music streaming platforms!!! all pre-orders come with a signed vinyl. an R&B-funk hybrid, Your Personal Hotline is dedicated to the girls, guys, theys that sit by the phone, anxious to hear from their darling. :) i want to thank @groovyKosmonaut for chipping in; this song wouldn't be nearly as yummy without the bassline!!!! enjoy!! <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed471acf933e.png #suggestive #camiart
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 lmfao highbie douchebag ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 check it yo the piece of sashimi tal⚔︎ ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 aint gonna 'stop it from goin on the sushi platter though ^^^^^^^^^^
:33 < And th3 fish is in my mouth L L (U
From the estate of Ms. Bandit: Mr. Grumnis (@robinhoodCat), It is with great affection that I write to you, my dearest friend. It has been far too long since our last correspondence, and I feel your absence in a manner most palpable. I must admit to you, however, that I write not only as a profession of love, but to seek your aid in a most pressing concern. You see, my friend, my buggie is once again in need of service, and I can think of no better mechanic to assist me. I hope this letter finds you well, and look forward to your response. Your faithful companion, Ms. Bandit (@nooseboundAcinonyx)
fuck1ng hell everyth1ng’s rusted beyond reproach
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ in𝒽𝑒rit t𝒽𝑒 bootiqu𝑒 t𝒽𝑒y proclaim𝑒d t𝒽𝑒r𝑒 i𝓈 not𝒽ing in𝒽𝑒r𝑒ntly probl𝑒matic about it ju𝓈t a f𝑒w cobw𝑒b𝓈 and noi𝓈y pip𝑒𝓈 t𝒽𝑒y proclaim𝑒d w𝑒ll t𝑒ll m𝑒 w𝒽at i𝓈 t𝒽𝑒 damn𝑒d r𝑒a𝓈on it mov𝑒𝓈 and d𝑒cid𝑒𝓈 t𝒽𝑒 b𝑒𝓈t plac𝑒𝓈 to r𝑒𝓈t it𝓈 w𝑒ary 𝓈𝑒lf i𝓈 𝓈om𝑒w𝒽𝑒r𝑒 𝑒ntir𝑒ly abandon𝑒d ┈ ┈ ┈
I WOULD LOVE TO DONATE TO A MAJOR CAUSE LIKE THAT. ONE ISSUE HOWEVER. MOST IF NOT ALL THE CHARITIES I SEE ARE RAN BY ROYALBLOODS WHO WANT A TAX BREAK TO FURTHER EXPLOIT LOWBLOODS. IF YOU HAVE A CHARITY THAT IS GUARANTEED TO GO STRAIGHT INTO THE POCKETS OF LOWBLOODS. LET ME KNOW. I LOVE ALL LOWBLOODS EQUALLY AND WISH THEY GOT MORE REPRESENTATION IN FILM.
▲breakfast cigarettes▼
bst way 2 nt hav a hngovr? keep drinkn #substance
𑄝 chattt. FUUUCKKK!!!! I MISSED BUTTTTTT TTTALK?! IDGAF ABOUTTT TTTHE DISCOURSE GIRL. STTTARTTT TTTW'AKIIINGGGUUHGGHG. 😭😭😭😭😭 #SUGGESTTTIVE? #NSFW???? #TTTAGGINGBUTTTTTTTTTALK rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. CURRENTTTLY DRAFTTTING MY #CHITTTTTTEFINESHITTTROSTTT'A. FEELING: PEACHY. :333 rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OKAY BRIEF INTTT'AMISSION IN TTTHE STTTREAM BEFORE WE EATTT! TTTHANKS CLIPBOTTT. ;3c rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HUNNIEBANDITTT CLIPBOTTT HAS POSTTTED A CLIP! [ Hunnie is huddled up in a bunch of bushes. H'a eyes are clearly skimming h'a chattt. She whisp'as. "fuck! i lefttt my gum in his tttruck. do you ttthink hes growing minttt leaves or somettthing near his cabin? i could tttotttally loop around. i have like ttthe whole lighttt..." In ttthe middle of h'a hushed rambling a figure slowly appears behind h'a in ttthe frame. Ittt waittts a momenttt for h'a ttto notttice h'a chattt warning h'a before lunging and wrapping ittts arms around h'a. She screams loudly before bursttting inttto giggles. TTThe clip cuttts off as ttthe cam'aa falls outtt of h'a hands and ttthe tttwo begin ttto stttruggle wittth eachottth'a. ] #HUNNIESTTTREAMS #STTTREAMING #TTTWITTTCH #LIVE #KIDNAPPING #HUNTTTING #TTTRACKING #WOODS rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HUNNIEBANDITTT CLIPBOTTT HAS POSTTTED A CLIP! [Ittt is a nighttt vision cam'aa qualittty! Hunnie is stttraddling ttthe branch of a tttree. She looks off screen for a second before flipping ttthe cam'aa ttto reveal TTTanryl below. He's carrying a bundle of rope. He pauses for a second before he walks a ways away. TTThe cam'aa flips back and Hunnie winks before ttthe cam'aa blurs. She's jumped outtt of ttthe tttree wittth a loud 'TTTHWUNK'! TTTh'aes a loud grunttt a bittt away and Hunnie smiles inttto ttthe cam'aa before ducking off.] #HUNNIESTTTREAMS #STTTREAMING #TTTWITTTCH #LIVE #KIDNAPPING #HUNTTTING #TTTRACKING #WOODS rwar. ੭
Enjoy my attempt at being a thirst trap.
Courtesy of: @robinhoodCat @nooseboundAcinonyx
𑄝 chattt. TTTHANKS!!! GIVES YOU A BIG FATTT SMOOOOCH. rwar. ੭
Right away, Madam.
𑄝 chattt. @tttheButttl'a PROMO TTTHIS POSTTT! rwar. ੭
"the hunn1ter" would be funn1er btw
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 quadrants are stupid and dumb and i would never yearn for them ૮×ﻌuა 💭 #yearning for something i 'shouldnt have ^^^^^^^^^^
𑄝 chattt. I TTTOOOLLD YOU TTTO BUY TTTWOOOOO!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTUNE IN TTTO TTTOLIGHTTTS STTTREAM: HUNTTTING & GATTTH'AING!!!!!!! MY BFF @robinhoodCattt IS GONNA BE USING HIS HUNTTTING SKILLS TTTO TTTRACK ME TTTHROUGH TTTHE WOODS AND TTTRY 2 CAPTTTURE ME! TTTHEY'LL BE TTTWO POV'S AND WE WON'TTT BE ABLE TTTO SEE EACHOTTTH'A SO TTTHE HUNTTT IS REALLY ON. FEEL FREE TTTO VOTTTE IN TTTHE POLL WHO YOU'RE ROOTTTING FOR!!! #HUNNIESTTTREAMS #STTTREAMING #TTTWITTTCH #LIVE #KIDNAPPING #HUNTTTING #TTTRACKING #WOODS rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. I CANTTT DO ANNYYTTTHHIIINNGGG. X((( rwar. ੭
/\hahahahaa Wuutt a cuntry rascaL Like me }:) WeLL thanks Lady/\
𑄝 chattt. YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! UR LIKE, TTTOTTTAL SWOONAGE MATTT'AIAL!!!!! rwar. ੭
/\https://f2.toyhou.se/fiLe/f2-toyhou-se/images/128305593_WOzux6WbGKVRnia.png hooookayy for the reaL thise time as requested by best bud @nooseboundAcinonyx i took m shirt off just fer u }:) Lets go muddin again sometime/\
How'd you find my truck?
How many points?
𑄝 chattt. MRREEOOOOOWWWWWW rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OKAY YAY! :3c rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTANRYLLLL SAVE ME SOOOOOMMMMRRR TTTANRRYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTANRYYLLLLLLLL!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. :0~~~~~~~~~~~~ SAVE ME SOOMMEEEE!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WHEN YOU GETTT DONE SMASHING C'AULEANBLOOD SHAWTTTY AND TTTHEY STTTARTTT TTTALKING ABOUTTT SOME "OH. YOU'RE NOTTT LEAVING." SO YOU GENUINELY COMMUNE WITTTH TTTHEIR LUSUS AND WATTTCH (WITTTH YOUR FULL ASS OUTTT) AS TTTHEIR MOM STTTARTTTS DEADASS TTTRYING TTTO KILL TTTHEM. 😭😭😭😭 #NSFW #VIOLENCE rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WHEN IM HAPPY I SAY: BITTTCHES LOVE MY TTTAIL! WHEN IM SAD I SAY: TTTHIS TTTIME IM REALLY GONNA DO ITTT. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. SOME INDIGO GIRL I USED TTTO TTTALK TTTO ALWAYS CALLED ME HUNNIE BUNNY.... FIRSTTT OF ALL, GIRL.... ITTTS A HOPBEASTTT.... SECONDLY.... I LITTT'AALLY HAVE A SPOTTTTTTED SPEEDBEASTTT TTTAIL ON MY BUTTTTTT.... I AINTTT NO "BUNNY". rwar. ੭
nevw palmhusk, vwho dis? ;)
𑄝 chattt. IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME I ACCEPTTT ROMANTTTIC FAMMAIL!! DM @robinhoodCattt FOR ACCESS TTTO MY P.O. BOX. IF YOU'RE C'AULEAN AND ABOVE YOU HAVE TTTO PAY A 50 CAEG'A FEE. TTTHANK YA! rwar. ੭
MY MANAGER HAS OFFERED THAT I TRY TO STAR IN A PORN FILM. AM I TOO PERFECT TO DEGRADE MY IMAGE LIKE THAT OR DO I GO THROUGH WITH IT.
𑄝 chattt. AWWWWWWEEE AWEEEEEEEEE BEEESSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. YES TTTHEY DOOOOOOO. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. DEFEND ME FROM TTTHIS GIRL IN MY REPLIESSSSS PLEASSSE. 😿 rwar. ੭
𓊈 So he’s paid to “hang out” with you? ♆ 𓊉
𑄝 chattt. DON'TTT GIRL ME!!!! @robinhoodCattt ARE YOU ONLY MY BFF BECAUSE I PAY YOU BE HONESTTT. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HES PAID TTTO KEEP ME SAFE FROM TTTHE EMPIRE ATTTTTTEMPTTTING TTTO EXPLOITTT ME!!!!!! WE HANG OUTTT CUZ WE LIKE TTTO!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. LIKEEEEEE 20-30 MINUTTTES! HES MY MANAG'A AND BODYGAURD SO HE HAS TTTO BE WITTTH ME 24/7 DUHHH. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. I TTTHINK ITTTS PRETTTTTTY HEALTTTHY... LIKE... HES MY BFF 4 A REASON. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. NOTTT ATTT ALL I TTTOTTTES AM ALL OF TTTHOSE TTTHINGS! MY BFF WILL JUSTTT ALWAYS COME FIRSTTT!!! MY BFF WOULD SLEEP IN BED W ME AND MY QUADMATTTE AND HE'D DRIVE US ALL AROUND IN HIS TTTRUCK AND WE'D ALL GO ON DINN'A DATTTES AND HE'D BE TTTH'AE. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. JUSTTT WOULDN'TTT HAPPEN LOL! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OMMMFFFFGGGG. JUSTTT TTTHOUGHTTT ABOUTTT BESTTTIE GETTTTTTING IN A QUAD AND NOTTT HAVING TTTIME FOR ME ANYMORE. OMMGGGGG I FEEL SICK!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG. X( TTTHE SACRAFICES I MAKE SO MY BFF CAN FIND TTTRUE LOVE/HATTTE!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. ME AND @robinhoodCattt HITTT TTTHE CLURB SO YOU KNOW WE HAD TTTO HITTT TTTHE MECHANICAL BULL TTTOGETTTH'A. YOU CAN NEV'A TTTAKE TTTHE COUNTTTRY OUTTTTTTA TTTHIS BRONZIE! BEATTT TTTHE RECORD FOR LONGESTTT TTTIME ON TTTHE BULL. AGAIN!!!!!!! ;3c rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. NNNGGHH BEESSSTTTIIIIIIEEEE!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. IMO TTTHE ONLY TTTHING FISHES ARE GOOD 4 IS CAEG'A N GOLD. #TTTRUKE. LOVE MY SEADWELL'A FANS TTTHO. <3 TTTHEY ALL KNOW TTTHEIR PLACE. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. A GUY CAN'TTT HATTTE ON SEADWELL'AS FREELY ON H'AE ANYMORE!!!!!! I DIDN'TTT KNOW YALL W'AE NUMB'A ONE FISHY LOV'AS ROUND TTTHESE PARTTTS. GETTT UPPPPP!!! XO rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. PEOPLE IN MY STTTREAMS KEEP ASKING ME OF MY TTTAIL IS REAL. GIRL.... DUH!!!!!! #MUTTTANTTTRIGHTTTS. JADES DIDNTTT KILL ME IN TTTHE CAV'ANS CAUSE IM A SPECIAL LITTTTTTLE TTTHANG AND ACED MY FUCKING TTTRIALS LIKE A BOSS. PLUS I TTTHINK TTTHEY TTTHOUGHTTT ID GROW UP INTTTO SOME IMP'AIAL LOVING SCHMUCK TTTHATTT'D USE MY TTTAIL TTTO AID TTTHE EMPIRE IN SOME WAY. LOL AS IF!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTHATTT JOSEPH GUY FREAKS ME OUTTT WHY IS HE H'AE!!!!! X( rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. KIDNAPPING STTTREAM SOOOON!!! TTTANRYL CHASES ME TTTHRU TTTHE WOODS AND TTTHROWS ME INTTTO HIS TTTRUCK! TTTUNE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. SWWWWOOOOOONNNNN. YOU ARE SO STTTRONG AND SINGLE AND CAPABLE, BESTTTIE. #HEISONTTTHEMARKETTT #HISQUADSAREOPEN #DATTTEMYBFF rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WAITTT A KIDNAPPING STTTREAM WOULD BE SOOOOOO COOL. @robinhoodCattt GIRL, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. DON'TTT BE #ANTTTIFEMINISTTT???? A GIRL HAS GOTTT TTTO DO WHATTT A GIRL HAS GOTTT TTTO DO!!!!!! IF ONLY A HOTTT FISH'AMAN CAME TTTO TTTAKE CARE OF ME SIIIGGHH SIGH SIGH SIGH. 👀👀👀👀 #SUGGESTTTIVE #ILYBESTTTIE rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BABYYY NOOOO NOOOO rwar. ੭
rainbow drinker maid cafe. "tidy bites"
i don’t speak alternian. but i can if you’d like. ;) #lyricposting
IF YOU WOULD PLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO MY BADGES BEFORE MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF. WHEN REFERRING TO THE SOCIETY THAT I BURNED DOWN VIA METEOR, "THE OPPRESSOR" IS A SPECIFIC PERSON AND THE SYSTEMS SHE DESIGNED. AN AVERAGE FUCHSIA DOES NOT HAVE THE POWER TO PERMANENTLY INSTITUTIONALIZE YOU FOR LOOKING AT THEM WRONG. BECAUSE THEIR NAME IS NOT FEFERI "SHEPHERD CONSTERN" PEIXES. MEENAH IS CHILL. AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR A CERTAIN CUEBALL-HEADED ASSHOLE OPTIMIZING YOUR SOCIETY ALONG THE WRONG AXIS. THE CONDESCE WOULD BE A FINE ENOUGH RULER. THE SOLE REASON SHE ISN'T. IS THAT HER BOSS MAKES REALLY SPECIFIC CHOICES. BECAUSE OF A TIME LOOP.
Learned how to walk on land, perchance? At least I hope they haven't-
i've yet to see a case where this isn't true.
game sucks. teammates sucks. friends sucks. dungeon sucks. planet sucks. godtiering sucks. power sucks. rules sucks. .enemy sucks. .alchemy sucks. bullcrap sucks. revival sucks. void sucks. heart sucks. .everything sucks!
𑄝 chattt. @resoluttteRev'aenttt IS LOWKEY A TTTANK!!!!! PAWWSOOOMMEEE. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BABY TTTHEY PLAYED IN YOUR HEAD!!!!! rwar. ੭
/\a shit forgort about the sLipnsLide an fLung myseLg damn near thru the neihbors hive LOL daym my bad jenkin/\
/\yea u aint tough/\ /\ur unbreakabLe heheh eh arentcha }:D/\
𑄝 chattt. I FEEL SO BAD KING DO YOU NEED MONEY....? rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTHEY FUCKED YO SHITTT UPPP!!!! OHHH MY GOOOODDD. rwar. ੭
Casino upda7e. 7hey're making me do shi7 only 7he dis7ric7 manager would do. I'm no7 paid enough for 7his. You know, 7he whole reason I go7 shipped off 7o Colony XX5 was because 7hey 7hough7 I'd make a good official. Like, a 7hreshy, legislacera7or, some7hing. I was going 7o ge7 a full ride; 7he empire was going 7o pay for all 7ha7, righ7. And I was jus7 a wriggler, you know, I didn'7 know shi7 from fuck abou7 7ha7. I7's an assignmen7 7[🍋🍋🍋JACKPOT🍋🍋🍋]hing. You don'7 have a choice. I spen7 a lo7 of 7ime on 7he ship over 7o 7he colony, 7hinking I had every7hing figured ou7. Bad shi7 happened, bu7 i7 was wha7ever. Do you know how in7ers7ellar space 7ravel works? 7hey slingsho7 you by ge77ing caugh7 in 7he orbi7 of a supermassive black hole, and 7hen quickly exi7 7he orbi7 in 7he direc7ion of wherever 7hey need 7o go. 7ha7 li77le bi7 of 7ime spen7 nex7 7o 7he black hole causes enough 7ime diala7ion, combined wi7h 7he 7ime of 7ravel, 7o make a simple one sweep journey 7ransform in7o 7en sweeps, unbeknowns7 7o you. Combine 7ha7 wi7h 7he delays and 7rials and 7ribula7ions 7ha7 come wi7h a77emp7ing 7o es7ablish a colony, receiving messages sweeps la7e, docking and resupplying and preparing for 7he journey, 7aking i7 back, dealing wi7h wha7 li77le bereaucracy holds back 7he fligh7 of a ship buil7 7o wi7hs7and in7ers7ellar journeys, and you end up wi7h a nearly 7wo sweep delay. Much of i7 spen7 wai7ing for 7he necessary speed 7o be reached 7o launch 7owards your des7ina7ion. By 7he 7ime I go7 7o Colony XX5, 7he empire basically didn'7 ma77er. When I s7epped off, a whole flee7 of drones and 7hreshecu7ioners followed behind me. Any assignmen7 I had before was gone. I was on my own. How does one ge7 a job working a7 7he casino wi7h such high creden7ials? 7here are no creden7ials. S7upid fucking ques7ion. "Erm, did 7he casino consider your assignmen7 from an empire 7hey didn'7 care abou7?" Fuck off. #FML #ge7meou7 #help #helpme #free7hemis
𑄝 chattt. FUUUCCKKK MANE. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. .... YK... YEAH, BABE! 20 IS A LOTTT... rwar. ੭
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ a cinnamon roll c𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓈𝑒cak𝑒 my god i will 𝒽av𝑒 to dim min𝑒 lig𝒽t𝓈 and lock my door𝓈 for t𝒽i𝓈 ┈ ┈ ┈
𑄝 chattt. PUHLEASE! ONLY 20????? rwar. ੭
/\20 Likes and iLL break em With my Legs abd arms hoWbout that }:))/\
𑄝 chattt. OKAY PARDN'AS!!! LITTTTTTLE LATTTE LIGHTTT STTTREAM WITTTH @resoluttteRev'aenttt !!!!!! WE'RE EXPLODING WATTT'AMELONS AND TTTHEY'RE TTTAKING ME FOR A RIDE IN TTTHEIR FOUR WHEEL'A!!!!!!! ;3c #VLOG #LIVE #LIVESTTTREAM #TTTWITTTCH #CAR #DRIVING #BADDIESONWHEELS #WATTT'AMELONVIOLENCE rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BITTTCH IDK! FIGURE ITTT OUTTT TTTHO IM HEADING OUTTT 4 A LATTTE LIGHTTT STTTREAM. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BREH. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. GIIRLLLLL!!!! DELETTTE!!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
you are doing +he lords' work.
are we back. +o fish ha+ing hours.
𑄝 chattt. BABY.... WH'AE IS YOUR PAN...? DO YOU TTTHINK I AM A CASTTTE FETTTISHISTTT FOR A CASTTTE TTTHATTT I AM CONSISTTTENTTTLY GROUPED WITTTH POLITTTICALLY AND SOCIALLY...? #IMNOTTTTTTHEONE rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. ;3c MAAYYYBBBEEEEEEEEE!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. ANY GOLD BADDIE!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. GIRL. TTTHATTT'S MY SISTTT'A CASTTTE. TTTHATTTS MY TTTWIN...? rwar. ੭
no one asked
YOU ARE NO7 7HE EXCEP7ION. WALKING RAGEBAI7!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!
𑄝 chattt. BITTTCH I LOVE YOOUUUUUY!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 rwar. ੭
/\if anyeons interrsted i got a handfuLLa WatrmeLons im Lookin to bLoW up/\ /\aftr that im gonna take my 4WheeLer for a spin eh do sum tricks/\
not a double standard darlin youre apart a the oppressor class best thing for you to do right noww is shut the fuck up
𑄝 chattt. IM SAYYYIIIINNNNGGGUUUHHHHHHGGHHGG!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
even the "good" ampora2 are 2en2iitiive a2 all fuck. ii'm wiith lux. take a nap, grandpa.
𑄝 chattt. WAITTTING FOR A GOLD BADDIE TTTO SWEEP ME AWAY. NNNGGGHHHHHHH. CAN I HAVE ANYTTTHING!? rwar. ੭
anyway.
𑄝 chattt. UM... GIRL. ANYWAY.... LAWLLL SOZ GUYS YOU KNOW HOW ITTT IS WITTTH ME ALWAYS #KEEPINITTTREAL rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. PREAACHHH BESTTTIE. #LOWBLOODS #LOWBLOODRIGHTTTS #ALWAYSAVIOLETTT #EY'AOLL rwar. ੭
Always a high blood on 7he 7imeline 7alking abou7 equali7y when 7hey ge7 insul7ed. Bi7ch, where were you when 7he colony revol7[🍒🍒🍒JACKPOT🍒🍒🍒]ed?
𑄝 chattt. OMGGGGGGG BITTTCH. IF ITTTS NOTTT ABOUTTT YOU TTTHEN JUSTTT MIND YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS. VIOLETTTBLOOD ENTTTITTTLEMENTTT ATTT ITTTS FINESSSSTTT!!!!! LOWBLOODS ARE OPPRESSED BY YOUR CLASS TTTO TTTHIS DAYYYYYY!!!!! GETTT A GRIPPPPPP!!!! #LOWBLOODLYFE4LYFE #FUCKDAOPPRESSORS rwar. ੭
okay let’2 get you two bed grandpa.
1nd1v1duals s7and alone, serv17ude 7o none, jus7 love for all (ФωФ)
𑄝 chattt. OML. VIOLETTTS ARE TTTHE MOSTTT ANNOYING CLASSSSSUUUGHHH!!!!!! ALL YOU BITTTCHES DO IS WHINE. #GOLDIESWOULDNEVA rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. ITTTS ALWAYS ONE OF TTTHE OPPRESSOR CLASSES TTTALKING ABOUTTT SOME "ITTTS NOTTT ALL OF US" WHILE SAYING SHITTT LIKE "TTTHOUGHTTTS LIKE TTTHATTT ARE GOING TTTO GETTT YOU KILLED." MFW rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. IDGAF!!!!! #NOTTTALLVIOLETTTBLOODSBUTTTALWAYSAVIOLETTTBLOOD rwar. ੭
7o be fueled by ha7e, suffers only 7ha7 of was7e, l1fe and w1sdom avo1ds you
𑄝 chattt. HOW ARE YOU A VIOLETTTBLOOD *AND* BROKE. PICK A STTTRUGGLE LMFAO. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BITTTCH WATTTCH YOUR MOUTTTH WHEN TTTALKING TTTO #MYBESTTTIE TTTHE FUCK!!!!!!!! MY BESTTTIE #GETTTS #SHITTT #DONE!!!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HMMMMM. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. CHILL!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. FUCK YES BESSTTTTTTIIIEEE!!!! #GETTTSOOOMMEE rwar. ੭
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ it𝓈 𝑒nd𝑒aring 𝒽ow quickly i 𝒽av𝑒 𝒽aunt𝑒d t𝒽y mind and v𝑒ry 𝑒a𝓈y to lur𝑒 min𝑒 att𝑒ntion w𝒽𝑒n r𝑒f𝑒r𝑒ncing m𝑒 𝓈o op𝑒nly ┈ ┈ ┈
the fruit wwizard says: i cna perfrom at partys
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ art t𝒽ou 𝓈p𝑒aking of m𝑒 fri𝑒nd tanryl w𝒽y would t𝒽ou 𝓈imply not tag a bitc𝒽 ┈ ┈ ┈
𑄝 chattt. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. #NEEDTTTHATTT rwar. ੭
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ my w𝒽at a quick 𝑒nd to t𝒽at conv𝑒r𝓈ation ┈ ┈ ┈
𑄝 chattt. TTTHATTTS ITTT 4 TTTOLIGHTTTS STTTREAM. TTTHANK YOU TTTO EV'AYONE WHO TTTUNED IN. I DIDNTTT GETTT AS #FUCKEDUP AS I TTTHOUGHTTT I WOULD LAWWWLL!!!!!! #SUBSTTTANCE #ENDOFSTTTREAM rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. NOTTT ME TTTHO, RIGHTTT? :'( rwar. ੭
I7's always sucking bulge or suicide wi7h you fucking people. Do y'all do any7hing? God.
𑄝 chattt. HIIIIIII TTTANRYL. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. FINE SHYTTT ASKING ME WH'AE IM GOING AFTTT'A I HITTT AND I GENUINELY LOOK ATTT TTTHEM LIKE TTTHIS. #SUGGESTTTIVE rwar. ੭
It's the end of get a bag Tuesday. Did you remember? If not, you know the drill.
xx_chowstache_xx
⪩ Y⌖u ever meet s⌖me⌖ne s⌖ 𓉸nn⌖y⸸ng y⌖u st𓉸rt c⌖ns⸸der 𓉸rs⌖n? ⪨
𑄝 chattt. YOU ARE SUCH A BAD BITTTCH OMGGGGG. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. YESSSSS GIRL!!!! #CUTTTEAF rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WHOOOOOPS. ;3c rwar. ੭
Damn someone vandalized my fishing boat. Too bad I didnt catch em, woulda hired them to finish the decals
𑄝 chattt. I KINDA LIKE ITTT TTTHO!!!! rwar. ੭
I am l☘︎wkey s☘︎ ☘︎bsessed with this human r☘︎dent lusus gif like this is just me :}}}
Ayo check just dropped got a crisp 150 #adulting
𑄝 chattt. WHEN PURPLE SHAWTTTY TTTALKING ABOUTTT SOME "TTTHE FATTTE OF TTTHE WORLD IS IN TTTHE HANDS OF TTTHE CHURCH" BUTTT YOU LOWKEY HAVEN'TTT GOTTTTTTEN LAID IN WEEKS SO YOU LOWKENUINELY JUSTTT STTTARTTT PUTTTTTTING ON TTTHE FACEPAINTTT. 😭😭😭😭 #NSFW #MEME. rwar. ੭
#dailymintheblabs time!!! which is actually m☘︎re ☘︎f a fit check because I l☘︎☘︎ked S☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ cute t☘︎day!!! x}}
𑄝 chattt. ;3c rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BREH MY GIF?!?!?!??! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. NNNGGHHHGG. #SUGGESTTTIVE. #BESTTTIE. #NEEDTTTHATTT. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OMMMMGGGGGGGG.... X( EW EW EW EW!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OMG. UR NAME IS JOSEPH SAYING TTTHIS SHITTT. X( rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BITTTCH. OMG. IS TTTHATTT SLEND'AMAN? rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. JOIN ME FOR PTTT. 2 OF MY DRUNK UND'AWATTTCH STTTREAM!!!!! EV'AYTTTIME I WIN A MATTTCH I CHUG A WHOLE BE'A AND EV'AYTTTIME I LOSE I TTTAKE A SHOTTT OF ALTTT'ANIAN BRAND RATTTTTTLESNAKE VENOM!!!!!!! WHOS READY TTTO #PARTTTY!!!! #CW-FLASHING #LIVESTTTREAM #TTTWITTTCH #SUBSTTTANCE #LIVE #UND'AWATTTCH #GAMING #GAM'A #VIDEOGAMES. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. MY FAV ARTTTISTTT FOLLOWED ME FIRSTTT AND I GOTTT SO EXCITTTED I STTTARTTTED HITTTTTTING MY HUSKTTTOP. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WAAAIIITTTTTTTTT. TTTHEY POSTTT BULGE FOR FREE ON H'AE?! @robinhoodCattt 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 #YOURTTTURN #NSFW #BESTTTIE #IMTTTRYNAGETTTYOULAID #YOUNEEDTTTOGETTTLAIDALREADY. rwar. ੭
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ my word i 𝒽av𝑒 compl𝑒t𝑒ly forgott𝑒n about t𝒽i𝓈 𝓈k𝑒l𝑒ton in on𝑒 of min𝑒 wardrob𝑒𝓈 no not in a t𝒽𝑒or𝑒tical 𝓈𝑒n𝓈𝑒 an actual bonifi𝑒d cadav𝑒r among𝓈t my cor𝓈𝑒t𝓈 n𝑒arly knock𝑒d m𝑒 𝓈wift to t𝒽𝑒 arti𝓈an rug𝓈 in it𝓈 clatt𝑒ring 𝓈𝒽uffl𝑒 rig𝒽t out of t𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒽op 𝑒xit 𝒽ow fucking d𝑒liriou𝓈ly rud𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
B33 < save me b33f jerky B33 < b33f jerky save me B33 < (im fine im just tired)
And who said rusties can’t go to bed at a decent hour? 💅💅💅
𑄝 chattt. BABYGURL JUSTTT LETTT ME LAUGH YOU OUTTT YOUR DRAWLS ALREADYYUUUUGHHHHH!!!!! #NSFW. rwar. ੭
i regret nothing.
I’d never have 8een snatched 8y the fae as a wriggler as punishment for wandering too far from my mama 8ut if it WAS to have happened there would 8e signs
PLANET TOOK LONGER TO BURN THAN I THOUGHT.
𑄝 chattt. WOULD ITTT KILL YOU TTTO USE A EXCLAMATTTION MARK? DAMN, BABY! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. YESSSSSSSS GIRL!!!! rwar. ੭
We're all just blockin' the street
𑄝 chattt. SORRYYYYYYYY!! IM BOREDDDDDD!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OMGGGGGGGG. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. DUDE IVE BEEN SLEEPING WITTTH KEEPS TTTEXTTTING ME ASKING WHATTT WE ARE. UMMMMM PLEASE DIRECTTT ALL INQUIRIES TTTO MY MANAG'A... IDK... #NSFW. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. GIRL.... HE TTTRYNA DO PUNS. X( SOS!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
me when
alright 8oys let me giwve you some #advwice, drink plenty of vwater, im talking 3 liters a day or more if you can handle it. eat plenty of swveet fruits, like pineapple, oranges, kiwvi, stravw8erries and the like. exercise, showver and keep your 8ody clean and presenta8le. green wvegita8les, im talking celery, parsley, spinach and vwheatgrass. keep an ovwerall clean and healthy diet, thank me later
𑄝 chattt. oh. um. MAYBE.... LETTT ME DO TTTHE PUNS, YEAH? rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OMGGGGGGGG. @robinhoodCattt TTTHEY HAVE FISHING FRIDAYYYY. FISHING STTTREAM SOON! TTTHIS TTTIME I WON'TTT TTTIP TTTHE BOATTT OV'A. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTEXTTT SAID "DO NOTTT LIVE BLOG ON YOUR CHITTTTTTR. YOU ARE GOING TTTO TTTANK INTTT'AACTTTION." BRUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I CANTTT DO ANYTTTHING!!!!! X( rwar. ੭
i’m in tears.
wvhat an honor to 8e the featured model on the front page of cosmo crush! feast your eyes on a real stud, they evwen hawve a centerfold #cowver8uoy
𑄝 chattt. BRUHHHH. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HOWDY PARDN'AS!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE TTTOTTTES BEEN ASKING ME TTTO MAKE A CHITTTTTT'A FOR AGES AND I FINALLY GOTTT P'AMISSION FROM MY MANAG'A TTTO MAKE ONE. (YOU GUYS KNOW HOW HE IS LAWL). IF YOU SOMEHOW DONTTT KNOW WHO I AM (HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UND'A A ROCK?! I HAVE OV'A LIKE, 10'000 FOLLOW'AS.) I'M TTTHE GUNSLINGING, HOOFBEASTTT WRANGLING, ROUGH AND TTTUMBLE @HUNNIEBANDITTT ON TTTWITTTCH!!! I DO HIGH EN'AGY STTTREAMS ON PAWSOME SHITTT LIKE GAMING (#GAMEGIRL), VLOGS, TTTRAVEL, CHALLENGES, AND LIKE A BUNCH OF OTTTH'A STTTUFF (SHE DOES ITTT ALL ;3c)!!!!!!!!!! MY FANS KNOW IM A MAJOR PARTTTY GIRL. MOSTTT OF MY VLOGS ARE ME ATTT TTTHE CLUB LOL. STTTREAMS WHENEV'A I FEEL LIKE ITTT. MAKING FUN OF MY STTTUTTTTTT'A GETTTS YOU INSTTTA-BANNED FROM CHATTT!!!!! X( IF YOU SEE ME ON TTTHE STTTREETTT COME SAY HI! I LOVE MY FANS. TTTHANKS FOR MAKING YOUR WAY ONTTTO MY SIDE OF TTTHE WILD ALTTT'ANIAN WESTTT. HOPE YOU HAVE FUN. ;3c #HUNNIESELFIES FOR PICS! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. ANYWAY. I HAD TTTO POSTTT TTTHATTT INTTTRO CUZ MY MANAG'A @robinhoodCattt TTTOLD ME ITTT'D BE GOOD FOR OUTTTREACH. I WANTTTED TTTO POSTTT TTTHIS PIC OF US FIRSTTT BUTTT #WHATTTEVA. TTTHIS WAS TTTAKEN AFTTT'A MY "COME WITTTH ME TTTO BE AN IMP'AIAL MODEL FOR TTTHE DAY (CONTTTRAV'ASIAL)" STTTREAM. ISN'TTT HE LIKE SOOOOOO CYUTTTE. HE'S TTTOTTTES SINGLE BTTTW IF ANYBODY IS LOOKING FOR A PARTTTN'A IN TTTHE UPCOMING DRONE SEASON. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTANRYLLLLLLLLLLL rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTANRYL. TTTANRYL IDK IF YOU SAW ON YOUR OTTTH'A POSTTT I SAID HI. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HIIIIII TTTANRYL. rwar. ੭
i'm karl marx and im oure ☭he ruling ☭as☭e is pre☭☭y fu☭king lame
HAPPY FUCKING TUESDAY LADS. I’VE HAD A COUPLE OF PINTS AND I’M READY TO FRONDWRESTLE ANY BLOODY ARSEWIPE IN ALTERNIA IF THEY THINK THEY CAN TAKE ME. YOU’VE GOT NO CHANCE, I’M THE MAN, BUT WEY, GIVE IT A GO. x
Lovely Day We're Having.