♦ pitied by @robinhoodCat
𑄝 chattt. 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTANRYL NEV'A LETTTS ME DO SHITTT!!!! X'( I TTTHINK HE HATTTES ME!!!!!! HE WONTTT EVEN TTTAKE ME FISHING ANYMORE. DO YOU TTTHINK HE HAS ANOTTTH'A BESTTTIE ON TTTHE SIDE? FMLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . T∵∵ €aꝛl¥ in th€ night t∵ g∵ dancing? Hm⋮
𑄝 chattt. TTTHATTTS NOTTT WHATTT YOU SAID ABOUTTT TTTHATTT SEADWELL'A WITTTH TTTHE HUGE BICEPS BUTTT OK! 😒 #VAUGEPOSTTT #HUNNIEINTTTHEBARKBEASTTTHOUSE #FML rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. PLEASE. 😢😢😢. PLEASE TTTANRYL.... FOR ME. YOU GETTT TTTO FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT HIMMMM PLEAAASSEEE... 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OH SO YOU FUCKING HATTTE ME. HAH. OKAY. OKAYYYYY. HAHAHA I DONTTT EVEN GIVE A FUCK. X'((((((( rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. @robinhoodCattt CAN YOU GETTT OILED UP AND FIGHTTT FATTT TTTITTTTTTY GUY WHILE I WATTTCH AND RECORD. #LMK. #SAYYES. #INEEDTTTHIS. #SUGGESTTTIVE. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. STTTOP STTTOP STTTOP STTTOP STTTOP!!!@ rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HEY GUYS SO ITTTS JUSTTT BEEN CONFIRMED MY BFF4LYFE TTTANRYL ACTTTUALLY *DOES* HATTTE ME AND WANTTTS ME TTTO DIE!!!!!!!!!! WHEN YOU DONTTT HEAR FROM ME ANYMORE BLAME @robinhoodCattt FOR CAUSING ME TTTO DIE OF A BROKEN PUSH'A!!!!! TTTHANKS!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. :000000000 MEAN???? X( MEAN TTTO HUNNIE????????? WHATTT TTTHE FUCK! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. IM NOTTT EVEN FLIRTTTIIINNGGGUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS TTTITTTS ARE HUGE. TTTELL ME HIS TTTITTTS ARENTTT HUGE. SAY ITTT RIGHTTT NOW. AND TTTELL TTTHE TTTRUTTTH OR YOU HATTTE ME. X( #NSFW rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BABE. UNLESS YOURE GONNA PAY ME 100 CAEG'A DO NOTTT FLIRTTT WITTTH ME! rwar. ੭
"baby, i dont vwanna need you, but i do. dont vwanna kiss you, but i need to. though you do me vwrong novw. my lowve is strong novw. you really got a hold on me." party suit on. cats, vwatch yourselwves. #partysuit #skaianetchat #party #hot #readytomingle #lyrics #seahunkalert
𑄝 chattt. WAAAAAAAAA!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. MY BESTTTIE FUCKING HATTTES ME!!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
(Autocorrect on mobile is a vile thing. The text box is fucky so I can miss typos *coughs*)
I feel dizzy all of a sudden....
𑄝 chattt. WHO ARE WE VAUGINGGGG!!! TTTANRYL I WANNA VAUGE TTTOOOO!!!!! TTTANRYYYYYYLLLLLLLL!!!!!! X0 rwar. ੭
WHAT’S A POOR GUY GOT TO DO TO GET A MECHANIC AROUND HERE? I’M FUCKING STRANDED.
so do 1 but damn, they don’t look that ass
𑄝 chattt. OOMMGGGG YOU'RE SUCH A BAD BITTTCH FOR A HUMAN!!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ in𝒽𝑒rit t𝒽𝑒 bootiqu𝑒 t𝒽𝑒y proclaim𝑒d t𝒽𝑒r𝑒 i𝓈 not𝒽ing in𝒽𝑒r𝑒ntly probl𝑒matic about it ju𝓈t a f𝑒w cobw𝑒b𝓈 and noi𝓈y pip𝑒𝓈 t𝒽𝑒y proclaim𝑒d w𝑒ll t𝑒ll m𝑒 w𝒽at i𝓈 t𝒽𝑒 damn𝑒d r𝑒a𝓈on it mov𝑒𝓈 and d𝑒cid𝑒𝓈 t𝒽𝑒 b𝑒𝓈t plac𝑒𝓈 to r𝑒𝓈t it𝓈 w𝑒ary 𝓈𝑒lf i𝓈 𝓈om𝑒w𝒽𝑒r𝑒 𝑒ntir𝑒ly abandon𝑒d ┈ ┈ ┈
(V)(',,')(V) h~ bro hmoanigne in me ear
𑄝 chattt. CURRENTTTLY DRAFTTTING MY #CHITTTTTTEFINESHITTTROSTTT'A. FEELING: PEACHY. :333 rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. I CANTTT DO ANNYYTTTHHIIINNGGG. X((( rwar. ੭
/\https://f2.toyhou.se/fiLe/f2-toyhou-se/images/128305593_WOzux6WbGKVRnia.png hooookayy for the reaL thise time as requested by best bud @nooseboundAcinonyx i took m shirt off just fer u }:) Lets go muddin again sometime/\
is this yours or did you just take this picture while ominously standing outside of someone elses
𑄝 chattt. WHEN YOU GETTT DONE SMASHING C'AULEANBLOOD SHAWTTTY AND TTTHEY STTTARTTT TTTALKING ABOUTTT SOME "OH. YOU'RE NOTTT LEAVING." SO YOU GENUINELY COMMUNE WITTTH TTTHEIR LUSUS AND WATTTCH (WITTTH YOUR FULL ASS OUTTT) AS TTTHEIR MOM STTTARTTTS DEADASS TTTRYING TTTO KILL TTTHEM. 😭😭😭😭 #NSFW #VIOLENCE rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. CAN MORE PEOPLE POSTTT #TTTHIRSTTTTTTRAPS SO I KNOW WHO TTTO ADD TTTO MY ROSTTT'A!!!! TTTHANKS. #NSFW rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. SOME INDIGO GIRL I USED TTTO TTTALK TTTO ALWAYS CALLED ME HUNNIE BUNNY.... FIRSTTT OF ALL, GIRL.... ITTTS A HOPBEASTTT.... SECONDLY.... I LITTT'AALLY HAVE A SPOTTTTTTED SPEEDBEASTTT TTTAIL ON MY BUTTTTTT.... I AINTTT NO "BUNNY". rwar. ੭
𓊈 Let’s get this straight. You are, to her, her BFF. And she is a client to you. Ah. Sorry—a friend at best? ♆ 𓊉
𑄝 chattt. YES TTTHEY DOOOOOOO. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. DON'TTT GIRL ME!!!! @robinhoodCattt ARE YOU ONLY MY BFF BECAUSE I PAY YOU BE HONESTTT. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HES PAID TTTO KEEP ME SAFE FROM TTTHE EMPIRE ATTTTTTEMPTTTING TTTO EXPLOITTT ME!!!!!! WE HANG OUTTT CUZ WE LIKE TTTO!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. LIKEEEEEE 20-30 MINUTTTES! HES MY MANAG'A AND BODYGAURD SO HE HAS TTTO BE WITTTH ME 24/7 DUHHH. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. I TTTHINK ITTTS PRETTTTTTY HEALTTTHY... LIKE... HES MY BFF 4 A REASON. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. NOTTT ATTT ALL I TTTOTTTES AM ALL OF TTTHOSE TTTHINGS! MY BFF WILL JUSTTT ALWAYS COME FIRSTTT!!! MY BFF WOULD SLEEP IN BED W ME AND MY QUADMATTTE AND HE'D DRIVE US ALL AROUND IN HIS TTTRUCK AND WE'D ALL GO ON DINN'A DATTTES AND HE'D BE TTTH'AE. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. JUSTTT WOULDN'TTT HAPPEN LOL! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OMMMFFFFGGGG. JUSTTT TTTHOUGHTTT ABOUTTT BESTTTIE GETTTTTTING IN A QUAD AND NOTTT HAVING TTTIME FOR ME ANYMORE. OMMGGGGG I FEEL SICK!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG. X( TTTHE SACRAFICES I MAKE SO MY BFF CAN FIND TTTRUE LOVE/HATTTE!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTHATTT JOSEPH GUY FREAKS ME OUTTT WHY IS HE H'AE!!!!! X( rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. KIDNAPPING STTTREAM SOOOON!!! TTTANRYL CHASES ME TTTHRU TTTHE WOODS AND TTTHROWS ME INTTTO HIS TTTRUCK! TTTUNE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. SWWWWOOOOOONNNNN. YOU ARE SO STTTRONG AND SINGLE AND CAPABLE, BESTTTIE. #HEISONTTTHEMARKETTT #HISQUADSAREOPEN #DATTTEMYBFF rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WAITTT A KIDNAPPING STTTREAM WOULD BE SOOOOOO COOL. @robinhoodCattt GIRL, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. DON'TTT BE #ANTTTIFEMINISTTT???? A GIRL HAS GOTTT TTTO DO WHATTT A GIRL HAS GOTTT TTTO DO!!!!!! IF ONLY A HOTTT FISH'AMAN CAME TTTO TTTAKE CARE OF ME SIIIGGHH SIGH SIGH SIGH. 👀👀👀👀 #SUGGESTTTIVE #ILYBESTTTIE rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BABYYY NOOOO NOOOO rwar. ੭
[#cwv-du8con #NSFVW #NSFWVE #Implications] im meeting this 8road at a diner later and im scoping out the joint 8efore she arriwves. I get to talking vwith the soda jerk, tall skinny guy, too much acne, he'd 8etter lay off on sneaking cream sodas on the jo8. i got to talking vwith the guy, and truth 8e told i envwy the guy! not for his pizza face, of course not 8ut in his position i could flirt vwith evwery 8ird that came into the joint! im sure he dreams of it, havwing a face that doesnt repulse evwery dame that wvalks into the place its a powverful position 8ehind that counter yknovw! making extra creamy sodas for girls that trust you implicitly novw you knowv i wvould nevwer dream of sneaking anything into a 8roads drink, 8ut wvhen she looks dovwn into her 8lue8erry smoothie she wvill 8e thinking a8out me she wvould look dowvn at the drink, and 8ack up at me, and hope that the salt shes tasting is a product of yours truly wvhile she pets 8etvween her legs in the passanger seat of her 8oyfriends 8uggy vwith the strawv in her mouth #eroticmemoir #sexcapades
What did the hammerhead sharks do to you?
THIS IS OBJECTIVELY FALSE. BUT IF IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE. THEN THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING YOU FROM PROVING YOUR IDEALS IN 1V1 COMBAT. OUTSIDE OF THE EXTREME EDGE CASE THAT IS WINNOWER CONDESCE HERSELF. ALL TROLLS OF ALL CASTES ARE ROUGHLY EVENLY MATCHED IN COMBAT.
thats okay ill just close my eye
/\a shit forgort about the sLipnsLide an fLung myseLg damn near thru the neihbors hive LOL daym my bad jenkin/\
http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/8khqgf.png iit2 all gone. (iignore how diirty my reflectiion panel ii2)
𑄝 chattt. BITTTCH IDK! FIGURE ITTT OUTTT TTTHO IM HEADING OUTTT 4 A LATTTE LIGHTTT STTTREAM. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BREH. rwar. ੭
very low poiint iin my liife riight now. 2haved my head, redownloaded chiittr, and ii 2pent a band on a chaiir.
i wwas goin off vvisuals since you wwere talkin about wwall decorations wworth in a meal wwasnt in question if youre goin to use a metaphor at me then stick to a theme
𑄝 chattt. BABY.... WH'AE IS YOUR PAN...? DO YOU TTTHINK I AM A CASTTTE FETTTISHISTTT FOR A CASTTTE TTTHATTT I AM CONSISTTTENTTTLY GROUPED WITTTH POLITTTICALLY AND SOCIALLY...? #IMNOTTTTTTHEONE rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BITTTCH I LOVE YOOUUUUUY!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WAITTTING FOR A GOLD BADDIE TTTO SWEEP ME AWAY. NNNGGGHHHHHHH. CAN I HAVE ANYTTTHING!? rwar. ੭
hahaha this is just darlin
𑄝 chattt. BITTTCH WATTTCH YOUR MOUTTTH WHEN TTTALKING TTTO #MYBESTTTIE TTTHE FUCK!!!!!!!! MY BESTTTIE #GETTTS #SHITTT #DONE!!!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. HMMMMM. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. CHILL!!!!! rwar. ੭
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ t𝒽ou 𝓈𝒽ould 𝒽av𝑒 t𝒽oug𝒽t of 𝓈uc𝒽 t𝒽ing𝓈 b𝑒for𝑒 making t𝒽y initial po𝓈t t𝒽𝑒n con𝓈id𝑒r t𝒽y𝓈𝑒lf a𝓈 c𝒽arr𝑒d a𝓈 a𝓈𝒽 ┈ ┈ ┈
𑄝 chattt. FUCK YES BESSTTTTTTIIIEEE!!!! #GETTTSOOOMMEE rwar. ੭
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ it𝓈 𝑒nd𝑒aring 𝒽ow quickly i 𝒽av𝑒 𝒽aunt𝑒d t𝒽y mind and v𝑒ry 𝑒a𝓈y to lur𝑒 min𝑒 att𝑒ntion w𝒽𝑒n r𝑒f𝑒r𝑒ncing m𝑒 𝓈o op𝑒nly ┈ ┈ ┈
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ art t𝒽ou 𝓈p𝑒aking of m𝑒 fri𝑒nd tanryl w𝒽y would t𝒽ou 𝓈imply not tag a bitc𝒽 ┈ ┈ ┈
𑄝 chattt. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. I APPRECIATTTE. #NEEDTTTHATTT rwar. ੭
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ my w𝒽at a quick 𝑒nd to t𝒽at conv𝑒r𝓈ation ┈ ┈ ┈
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ w𝒽at if i 𝑒njoy𝑒d it ┈ ┈ ┈
𑄝 chattt. NOTTT ME TTTHO, RIGHTTT? :'( rwar. ੭
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ i will ov𝑒r𝓈𝒽ar𝑒 and und𝑒r𝓈𝒽ar𝑒 a𝓈 i 𝓈𝑒𝑒 fit my fri𝑒nd t𝒽𝑒 𝑒mpir𝑒 will t𝒽ink w𝒽at t𝒽𝑒y will additionally t𝒽𝑒y can plant a big on𝑒 rig𝒽t on my ar𝓈𝑒 for all i car𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
𑄝 chattt. HIIIIIII TTTANRYL. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. FINE SHYTTT ASKING ME WH'AE IM GOING AFTTT'A I HITTT AND I GENUINELY LOOK ATTT TTTHEM LIKE TTTHIS. #SUGGESTTTIVE rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. YOU ARE SUCH A BAD BITTTCH OMGGGGG. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WHOOOOOPS. ;3c rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. I KINDA LIKE ITTT TTTHO!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WHEN PURPLE SHAWTTTY TTTALKING ABOUTTT SOME "TTTHE FATTTE OF TTTHE WORLD IS IN TTTHE HANDS OF TTTHE CHURCH" BUTTT YOU LOWKEY HAVEN'TTT GOTTTTTTEN LAID IN WEEKS SO YOU LOWKENUINELY JUSTTT STTTARTTT PUTTTTTTING ON TTTHE FACEPAINTTT. 😭😭😭😭 #NSFW #MEME. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. ;3c rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BREH MY GIF?!?!?!??! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. NNNGGHHHGG. #SUGGESTTTIVE. #BESTTTIE. #NEEDTTTHATTT. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WAAAIIITTTTTTTTT. TTTHEY POSTTT BULGE FOR FREE ON H'AE?! @robinhoodCattt 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 #YOURTTTURN #NSFW #BESTTTIE #IMTTTRYNAGETTTYOULAID #YOUNEEDTTTOGETTTLAIDALREADY. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. BABYGURL JUSTTT LETTT ME LAUGH YOU OUTTT YOUR DRAWLS ALREADYYUUUUGHHHHH!!!!! #NSFW. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. WOULD ITTT KILL YOU TTTO USE A EXCLAMATTTION MARK? DAMN, BABY! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. SORRYYYYYYYY!! IM BOREDDDDDD!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. OMGGGGGGGG. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. DUDE IVE BEEN SLEEPING WITTTH KEEPS TTTEXTTTING ME ASKING WHATTT WE ARE. UMMMMM PLEASE DIRECTTT ALL INQUIRIES TTTO MY MANAG'A... IDK... #NSFW. rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. GIRL.... HE TTTRYNA DO PUNS. X( SOS!!!!!!! rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. oh. um. MAYBE.... LETTT ME DO TTTHE PUNS, YEAH? rwar. ੭
𑄝 chattt. TTTEXTTT SAID "DO NOTTT LIVE BLOG ON YOUR CHITTTTTTR. YOU ARE GOING TTTO TTTANK INTTT'AACTTTION." BRUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I CANTTT DO ANYTTTHING!!!!! X( rwar. ੭
ill take manvwhore ovwer fascist, thanks
𑄝 chattt. @robinhoodCattt I BLACKED OUTTT. IM SORRY. rwar. ੭
fascist?? hey 8uddy, thats a nasty accusation to sling at someone all wvilly nilly
𑄝 chattt. BRUHHHH. rwar. ੭