♦ pitied by @romanFishtank
D--> I gave him his wriggler food hours ago D--> He hasn't even touched it D--> "i wwas too busy bein a wworm" D--> Typical D--> The fact I can even say "typical" to that D--> What does that say about my life and relationships?
passionate about self love. it's fine, girls dig it, i'm sure, man. huuge game.
D--> And failing at basic logic gate automation D--> Your dupes are suffocating Eridan
D--> One alone could not encapsulate my mental state
D--> I am beginning to think you are flirting with me seadwelller
D--> Something must be wrong when the musical about the giant monster (whom I adore greatly, the creature) not only does not comfort me, but makes it worse
CAN'T A GUY JUST LIKE CARD GAMES FOR THE HELL OF IT? JEGUS, TROLLS THESE DAYS
ii techniically have three job2 one beiing remote and goddamn iit’2 fuckiing rough fiightiing for hour2 that ii can actually work. and fuckiing fuck forbiid ii faiint becau2e then ii’m makiing them look bad. fuck you all.
felt thii2 and e2peciially when ii get biitched at for u2iing my cane becau2e ii’m “young and healthy” tell that two my heart biitch.
NEXT GAME IN THE CROSSHAIRS THIS EVENING: THE GAME OF LIFE (THE 2002 VERSION[I'M USING NON-SOLAR SWEEPS FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE THE DUMBASSES THAT MADE IT DIDN'T CONSIDER US TROLLS.]) THE PREMISE IS BASIC; YOU GO THROUGHOUT LIFE STARTING AROUND THE MIDDLE OF 'YOUR' LIFE SPAN, AND GO THROUGH THE USUAL BULLSHIT OF SCHOOLFED DEBT AND/OR MOST OF YOUR BUCKS TAKEN FROM YOUR SALARY WHEN THE TAXMAN COMES AROUND, CONTINUING ALL THE WAY UNTIL YOU DIE UNPEACEFULLY OF NON-OLD AGE BY DRONES AT THE END, WHOEVER HAS THE MOST CAEGERS GETS BRAGGING RIGHTS AND THE GAME IS OVER. SHOULD BY EASY, RIGHT? WELL YOU ARE VERY WRONG MY PROBABLY-TROLL ACQUAINTANCE! MY MAIN GRIPES ARE SUCH; THE 'POLICE OFFICER' CAREER GETS ONLY *TWO* SPACES THAT REQUIRE ANOTHER PLAYER TO PAY THEM, ONE MIGHT SAY "OH, THAT'S TO OFFSET THEM GETTING PAID ANYTIME SOMEONE ROLLS A TEN" BUT YOU'D BE WRONG AND I'D SHAME YOU FOR THINKING SUCH A WAY. NEXT UP ARE HIVES, YOU CAN ONLY OWN A SINGULAR ONE, WHICH ISN'T UNCOMMON FOR US TROLLS BUT IS A STUPID WAY THE GAME FORCES YOU TO PAY MOST OF YOUR CAEGERS EARLY ON, NOT EVEN BEING WORTH THE PAYOFF AT THE END! THE INGAME LOANS, THEY'RE DUMB AS SHIT, YOU WILL RARELY IF EVER HAVE TO TAKE OUT A LOAN BESIDES CHOOSING SCHOOLFEEDING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WHICH PRETTY MUCH RENDERS THEM INERT AND ONLY GOOD FOR FIREPLACE TINDER ON COLDER ALTERNIAN NIGHTS. OFFSPRING, THOSE GOG-AWFUL GRUBS ARE WORTH *NOTHING* IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THE GAME, THEIR SPOT IS SOLELY FOR GETTING A 'LIFE' TILE AND COULD'VE BEEN REPLACED WITH ANYTHING ELSE, AFTER YOU GET THAT TILE JUST HAND YOUR OFFSPRING TO THE NEAREST SUBJUGGULATOR FOR SOME EXTRA PAINTS. GOING BACK TO THE CAREERS FOR A MOMENT: 'TECH SUPPORT' HAS A STUPID CLAUSE UPON TAKING THE JOB THAT WHENEVER SOMEONE BREAKS THE SPINNER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD *OR* IT GETS STUCK BETWEEN NUMBERS THE PLAYER WITH THAT CAREER GETS PAID *$50'000* WHICH, IS A FUCKTON OF CAEGERS FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH THE CURRENCY. YOU MIGHT CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY IF YOU GET THIS CAREER EARLY ON AND ARE PLAYING WITH A ROWDIER CROWD, *BUT* AND THIS IS A CRUICAL *BUT*, IF SAID ROWDIER CROWD STARTS GETTING FED UP WITH YOU GETTING HELLA STACKS EVERY TIME THEY FUCK UP THE SPINNER THEY MIGHT JUST QUIT THE GAME BEFORE YOU EVEN REACH THE END, THEREFORE FORFEITING YOUR BRAGGING RIGHTS AND (IN MY OPINION) MAKING THE ENTIRE GAME NOT WORTH PLAYING. SO IN CONCLUSION, THE GAME OF LIFE (2002) SUCKS SO MUCH BULGE THAT THERE WILL BE NONE LEFTOVER FOR SECONDS. CONSIDER REVALUATING YOUR LIFE IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO CLAIM YOU 'ENJOY' OR 'LIKE' THIS GAME. TL;DR, THE GAME OF LIFE (2002) IS BAD, FUCKING SUCKS ASS, AND YOU SHOULD PLAY LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. TL;DR TL;DR, GAME BAD, PLAY OTHER GAMES INSTEAD. THANK FUCK FOR THE FIVE-FIGURE CHARACTER LIMIT ON CHITTR.
VIDI, RELIQUI, FLEVI. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE MATTER, ERIC
So that was fully on the wrong post
WHEN I DO IT IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU FIRST, AND I'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT
DESPITE WHAT MY BANNER SHOWS I ONLY PLAY SCUFFED UNØ, IT DOESN'T TAKE MONEY OUT OF MY WALLET AND IT STILLS FUCKS ME OVER THE SAFE #NSFW #UNØ
NEXT UP ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK: SKIP-BØ. THIS GAME IS BARKFIEND-WATER AND YOU CAN GET SCREWED OVER BY SOMEONE MERELY *THINKING* OF STACKING THE DECK. IF SOMEONE COMES NEAR ME WITH THIS GAME IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOUR LUSUS WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU.
dude i swear to god if one more karkat dms me with a screenshot of a marriage certificate to some other dave we gonna throw penis ouija type hands but his bitchass is gonna be throwing ghost punches jojo cant motherfucking enemy stand this bitch whatever you think we had it wasnt with me dude lay the fuck off
Personally i can highly recommend being a jake english.
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:33< sure it is! :33< its fluffy :33< its in the wall like all clawtton candy is! :33< how is it nyat wall clawtton candy?
I miss my matesprit, Tails. I miss him a lot.
i wwasnt i thought as eridan's wwe could reach an understandin but apparently not