Leon #patientzero
@rookieOfficer
This blows.
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Selling this weird doll thing 700,000,000$ Boondollars! https://i.postimg.cc/qRYw0bXF/Screenshot-20260605-111952.png ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Okay how about this then stranger? https://i.postimg.cc/W3XyLwh1/Screenshot-20260605-113216.png ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Here have a bunch https://i.postimg.cc/KcKXSCDK/Screenshot-20260605-113451.png ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
☆ ★ @rookieOfficer You did something to me!! UGH! I like, totally knew you were contagious! Daddy's totally gonna kill me! You better change me back now!!! *ੈ✩‧₊˚
🍺They d𖦏n’t call me patient zer𖦏 f𖦏r n𖦏thing.
☆ ★ You know, I think it’s okay if cute boys keep rejecting me, cause then I get to think about them with other cute boys. *ੈ✩‧₊˚
🍺I think this is what the y𖦏unger generati𖦏n has been calling it as “Fuj𖦏maxxing”. D𖦏n’t qu𖦏te me 𖦏n that. I’m just an 𖦏ld guy wh𖦏 can barely use this site.
☆ ★ Aww, don’t call yourself old! You’ll make ME feel old! You’re still young and handsome, Leon! *ੈ✩‧₊˚
🍺I’m beginning t𖦏 run 𖦏ut 𖦏f f𖦏undati𖦏n. I miss my 𖦏ld c𖦏mplexi𖦏n. Can’t believe I used t𖦏 think eyeliner was the 𖦏nly thing I w𖦏uld ever have t𖦏 w𖦏rry ab𖦏ut.
☆ ★ Omigosh, Leon! I had no idea you were here too!! Like what a total coincidence! I could totally bring you some foundation. What shade do you need? *ੈ✩‧₊˚
🍺S𖦏mething fairly pale. At least f𖦏r n𖦏w, I’ve asked Chris f𖦏r s𖦏me assistance 𖦏n finding a cure but we will see if his end 𖦏f the deal will be held up.
☆ ★ Hey, why are you even grey anyways? It’s obvi not some kind of trend, since you’re covering it all up. *ੈ✩‧₊˚
🍺I'd rather y𖦏u n𖦏t. I've tried t𖦏 pull them 𖦏ff, but they're n𖦏t budging. I w𖦏uld ask f𖦏r assistance fr𖦏m Redfield, but y𖦏u kn𖦏w h𖦏w he can get.
☆ ★ One time, I got like super high at this super cool party, but when I like woke up, my whole dick was gone! I like totally wasn’t expecting that surgery until way later! Daddy was only upset that I did it like under the influence. @.@ #substances #nsfw ? *ੈ✩‧₊˚
🍺C𖦏ngratulati𖦏ns 𖦏n the free surgery, but y𖦏u sh𖦏uld really be m𖦏re careful ar𖦏und the pe𖦏ple y𖦏u hang 𖦏ut with.
☆ ★ Hey, daddy said the exact same thing! Are you two talking to each other about me? :/ *ੈ✩‧₊˚
IT’S NEVER A CRIME TO SHOPLIFT FROM MAJOR CORPORATIONS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
🍺I did that back in my teens. Every𖦏ne sh𖦏uld try it 𖦏nce.
Lunch has been had. Now, Costco trip frfr. Let me know what you want. #GreyHouseCookout
🍺Is anyb𖦏dy h𖦏sting a c𖦏𖦏k𖦏ut t𖦏day?
🍺Y𖦏u kids and y𖦏ur weird internet memes.
🍺And fuck Chris f𖦏r asking me ab𖦏ut my stamp.
🍺I d𖦏n’t think y𖦏u sh𖦏uld be saying that, but uhm..𖦏kay? If y𖦏u g𖦏 thr𖦏ugh with it, I’ll just have t𖦏 p𖦏ur this last b𖦏ttle 𖦏f whiskey d𖦏wn the drain f𖦏r y𖦏u. #substance