
I need an audience with a Mister Barack Trollbama. @barackObama

Look, I ain't yer stoogey for whatever campaign ya got goin' on. I got actual business. Beat it or ya lose my vote.

Oh hey whatโs up man.

I wanna join your cabinet as a Represenative of Foreign Affairs. My credentials: I'm foreign, I live on a foreign planet, I'm surrounded with and deal with foreign stuff, and I got good knowledge on foreign things. Dat sound good?

he's actually shit at what he does. that's why he and his people always end up dead.

Choosin' to ignore that and keep a professional face fer the President.

are you narrating yourself on here.

Ain't all replies a self narration in the major scheme a' things? Aren't you gonna narrate yourself bein' pissed about thinkin' about this 15 minutes from now?

i got other concerns now.