
hey hey hey guys did you know that my human name would be dave

not my past sins im not ready to face those yet ghost dave

>> y'a11 are ડo uncreat¡ve ડmh that'd be 1¡ke ¡f ¡ ડa¡d my human name waડ H¡me ✋😔

its cool ill face em for you

wait dude but youre so cooking with that it fits the bill its unique whats there not to love what am i going to do name myself sticky sbahjo (valid troll name by the way but is it me does it fit my vibe am i ready to commit to that forever)

youre so brave

>> ARE you ready to comm¡t to that forever, ડt¡cky?

lmao not much left to lose makes a dude pretty damn courageous i guess i should be in one of johns shitty movies where i am be the star its me and you cause we know i do this for the cause

i dont know man i dont know this is a lot of pressure and the clocks already running down its a big decision that i wasnt prepared to make five minutes ago that could alter the entire course of my life forever fuck it i guess im sticky now you know what were committing were going all the way we are doubling down yes dealer im putting all my money on it let it ride

>> T¡me to change your ડcreen name, Mr. ડbahjo, 1et'ડ make th¡ડ baby off¡c¡a1. ¡'m a1ready gett¡ng your deડk namep1ate 1aડer engraved.

so nice of you to help me out in transitioning during these hard times and uncertain future events i dont know what i would do without your help