EVERY MONTH IS #PRIDEMONTH. #WRATHMONTH. #LUSTMONTH. AND SO ON. WHEN YOU'RE #EVIL.
WORDS HAVE ORIGINS. AND RADICAL DEPARTuRES FROM SAID ORIGINS. BuLLETS COME FROM BRASS. FLAKES OF FLIMSY METAL IN THE GROuND. DO NOT PLAY COY. MEANINGS. LIKE BOSS ASS BITCHES. CHANGE OVER TIME. THEY GROW. AND DEVELOP. NEW uSE CASES. YOu HAVE TO REALIZE. HOW ABOMINABLY SILLY YOu SOuND. THE TITLE. MAKES PERFECT SENSE. TO ANYBODY. WHO HAS SOME SENSE.
EXTREMELY FuCKING LOuD WRONG BuZZER. WHY DO YOu NOT. ASK. LOT'S WIFE. HOW THAT THEORY PLAYS OuT. OR THE FIRSTBORNS OF EGYPT. OR FuCKING. ANY BIBLE PAGE. FEATuRING THOSE HORRID. WRETCHED. ABOMINABLE CREATuRES. DO I NEED TO CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM. TO SCHOOL YOu. IN DOPEY ASS ANGEL RELIGIONS. IS THAT WHAT THIS IS LEADING TO? I AM A LITERAL CHERuB. HEAVEN'S HIGHEST AuTHORITY. THERE IS NO HEAVEN. BuT THERE IS A ME. AND YOu SHOuLD TAKE THE WORD. OF ME. FOR IT. THIS IS MY ENTIRE FuCKING BIT. AND I AM CHOMPING AT IT. TO TELL YOu HOW RIGHT I AM. AND WRONG YOu ARE.
all of those things were not the angels’ de(isions, is what i’m sa7ing. the7 were de(ided b7 god, and the angels bore the message. i was going to sa7 like how the handmaid is for 7ou, but 7ou’re the angel, aren’t 7ou?
I'LL BREAK IT DOWN. BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY SUFFERING. FROM SOME KIND OF NEW. NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN. ADVANCED-STAGE PANROT. EVERY DECISION. I'LL EVER MAKE. IS ALREADY IN LINE. WITH WHAT CALIBORN-SAMA ALREADY WANTED. THERE IS NO POSSIBLE PATH. I CAN TAKE. THAT HAS NOT BEEN PRE-APPROVED. OR PRE-BENT TO HIS AWESOME WILL. HE IS THE GUN. THE BULLETS. THE FINGER ON THE TRIGGER. AND I AM THE FLASH OF THE MUZZLE. WHICH SIGNALS THAT IT'S FAR TOO LATE TO DODGE. WE ARE UNITED. IN SPIRIT AND PURPOSE. BUT HE IS. UNAMBIGUOUSLY. IN CHARGE. IF YOU WOULD CONSULT THE ORGANIZATIONAL CHART. TAKING NOTE OF HIS POSITION. AT THE PEAK.
OF COuRSE. HE IS MY *SWEET LITTLE ANGEL.* THIS IS NOT uP FOR DEBATE. THIS IS ONE OF THE TOWERING TRuTHS OF CREATION, AND I HAVE BEEN GRACIOuS ENOuGH TO INSCRIBE IT HERE WHERE YOuR SMALL, WEAK, AND uNACCEPTABLE EYES MAY RuIN THEMSELVES uPON IT. IT IS A PHALLIC OBELISK OF TRuTH IN NATuRE, AND YOu WILL BE PREPARED TO RECEIVE IT. THIS IS WHY HE PERMITS ME TO PERMIT HIM TO PLACE HIS IMMACuLATE CLAWS uPON THE IVORY KEYS OF MY TYPEWRITER. DO YOu uNDERSTAND THE MAGNITuDE FO THIS HONOR. NO. YOu DO NOT. YOu COuLD NOT. YOu ARE ALL TOO BuSY ENGAGING IN YOuR WEAK LITTLE SPORTS OF SOCIAL FAILuRE. YOuR FOLLYBALL. YOuR FRIENDSHIP TENNIS. YOuR PATHETIC CONVERSATIONAL HOPSCOTCH WHERE, WHERE EACH OF YOu TAKE TuRNS BEING STuPID AT ONE ANOTHER uNTIL THE SuN BECOMES EMBARRASSED AND LEAVES. MEANWHILE, HE DROOLS. HE DROOLS uPON MY INSTRuMENT AND HE DROOLS uPON LANGuAGE ITSELF. THIS CAuSES SIMPLETONS LIKE YOu TO LAuGH. YOu THINK SALIVATION IS FOR THE INERT. A HuMILIATION OF THE MOuTH. A DISGuSTING EVIDENCE OF HuNGER, OR DENTAL INCOMPETENCE. YOu ARE WRONG. YOu ARE STuPID. INCORRECT. MORONIC. WRONG. HIS SALIVA IS TANTAMOuNT TO AMBROSIA. NO. IT IS BETTER THAN AMBROSIA, BECAuSE AMBROSIA IS FOR GODS, AND GODS ARE FAMOuSLY OVERRATED. THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME BEING WORSHIPPED AND ARE SOMEHOW STILL INSECuRE ABOuT IT. WHEN HIS SALIVA DRIES uPON MY KEYS, IT WILL FORM THE BASIS OF THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. THIS IS ALCHEMY. THE SCIENCE OF WINNERS. THIS IS WHEN PERFECTION LEAKS FROM THE FACIAL CONSECRATION MACHINE OF PERFECTION. YOu MORTALS WILL CONTINuE TO KICK YOuR AFOREMENTIONED FOLLYBALLS INTO THE GREAT NET OF IRRELEVANCE. YOu DO NOT EVEN uNDERSTAND HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY FOLLYBALL, AS A RESuLT, YOu WASTE YOuR LIVES. YOu WILL CHASE ROMANCE, BASIC HYGIENE, AND OTHER SuCH DECORATIVE TRASH. YOu WILL OFFER TO BETTER YOuRSELF. YOu WILL SAY THINGS LIKE, "MAYBE THERE IS MEANING IN CONNECTION." YOu WILL SAY THINGS LIKE, "PLEASE STOP LICKING THE KEYBOARD." I WILL IGNORE YOu. NONE OF YOu uNDERSTAND DEVOTION. NONE OF YOu uNDERSTAND THAT GREATNESS IS NOT FOuND IN ANY OF YOuR EFFEMINATE LITTLE EFFORTS TO BETTER YOuRSELF. IT IS FOuND HERE. ON MY DESK. GLISTENING LITTLE ROPES OF DIVINE MOuTH-WATER. IN THE SACRED TACKINESS BETWEEN MY KEYS, THE INSTRuMENT OF TRANSMuTATION MIGHT TuRN YOu INTO SOMETHING MORE TOLERABLE. SO YES. HE IS MY SWEET LITTLE ANGEL. AND IF HE WISHES TO GuM THE RETuRN CARRIAGE KEY uNTIL IT BECOMES uNuSABLE, THEN HE WILL HAVE TO TEACH IT HuMILITY.
wvait does that include. yknowv. all our #blastingoff #nsfwv #nsfvwe #torture #gore #body-horror?
man, 7ou be a little shitt7 about et7molog7 and it leads 7ou to whatever this is. 7ou gu7s reall7 savaged the hell out of that strawman, i guess
CALIBORNSAMA HEARTILY ENDORSES. ALL MY BULLSHIT. WHETHER OR NOT HE IS AWARE OF IT. AND THE #BOSSMAN IS AWARE OF EVERYTHING. WHETHER OR NOT HE ENDORSES IT. DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. I WOULD PREFER NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
RE: SIMPLETON. FO IS AN ACRONYM MEANING FuLLY OF. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO MAKE MISTAKES. LANGuAGE BENDS AROuND WHAT I SAY. YOu HAVE NOW DOOMED AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION TO TYPING FO FREQuENTLY. SO NOW YOu CAN 'FO' AS IN FuCK OFF.
im gonna stop thinking about it too nowv