An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
I would like to RSVP as disinclined and unwilling to attend.
Your presence is not only anticipated, but heavily appreciated. Perhaps this time, we can meet under amicable circumstances. Perhaps.
Live music provided by yours truly and other Felt members, naturally.
This and many more offerings will be available. We eagerly await hosting you, Ms. Leijon.
I appreciate your darling offerings to the masses, 8. But please, do not take suggestions from the public.
i guess since other people are doing it, i'll just #rsvp as well, though i'm not quite for what this means, or why we use these hashtags in the first place.
Well slap my cheeks and call me shirley this looks like quite the shindig!! #RSVP for sure!!
#rsvp im expecting vip seats and the most expensive bubbly you got
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